Guess I'll tell this story
One day in middle school the coach had us play flag football outside on the football field with the girls
We played about 3 games till the girls had enough with getting sweaty n ****
So the members of the football team asked if all the boys could play tackle foot ball coach said it was cool and vanished
So we playing and ****
Homie said hike and passed the ball to this big body short dude that happends to be on the team
Now I got front row seats to watch this dude clearing **** out the way making his way to touchdown , so while a bunch of dudes hugging this mans legs and jumping all on his back I decide to attempt to help bring this man down naw
I took my Dumbass right infront of homie and got laid out like a deer vs a hummer doing 50 mph
Strike one
Next play comes up and this homie look for so robe to throw the ball to so I get on the other aide of the field for a straight shot to the td , so the homie throws the ball at me , it was like the moment where everything is in slow motion and they got the build up music in the background **** was perfect right ?
Naw Lol from the corner of my eye I see this dude coming up from my left side. It I didn't care cuz I thought he'd never get there in time , the. All is about a few feet away from my hands that's itching to catch this mug
Suddenly someone turn off the music and the slow motion
The second
The ******* second I'm about to grab this ball the homie that was running up to me was all types of in the air infront of me and caught that ball and my spirit along with it
It was like someone threw this dude in the ******* sky in standing here with the d*ck look and everybody ooooo'n n ****
Strike strike two
3 rd play comes along both teams feelin bad for me so when they said hike they tossed me the ball and told me "run" thinkin it was ******* sweet , nobody chased me for some strang reason and it was real quiet
So I'm running n **** towards the td
bruh I didn't see NOBODY infront of me so I get to running a lil gayer getting my spirit up in **** , build up music and the slow motion cme back n **** thinking it was sweet
I was now about a few yards away when suddenly the music and the slow motion stop once again, the sky got a lil darker it got a lil colder
Dog this Mexican homie of mine summoned himself outta the ground (he was on my right side and he trailed me after I passed him running to touch down) knock my *** in the air like debo did homie on Friday lights out
I got up like I was goku that just got the work put on him real good and took my *** back in school
Think that was about the last time I played football