What's the grimiest thing you've ever done?

[million dollar stacks]

Originally Posted by Al Audi

smashed a chick............unexpected visit............kicked her out real quick

smashed another girl soon as she came in the door

i aint even wipe myself down or nothing. i felt grimey as hell but real manly

same here brother

but i did them both RAW

@ my life and what it could have became.

 

[createdestroy]

I flew out to my girls crib for my b-day (long distance/friends with benefits situation) and end up spending a week there.
She shared her room with her two sisters (ages: 4 and

I smashed pretty much everyday, whenever her mom was at work or out.
Ole girl, would be ready for that latenight smash even though the sisters were sleep in the room.... I handled biz in stealth mode......

One night, her sisters fell asleep watching TV in the living room... so i got my no-holds-barred beast on
When i needed to shoot the baby batter, i let it out all over my girl's butt/back. She was all tired to lazy to clean herself up...so she fell asleep like that... stomach down.
About 30 min later, she tells me to stop playing and "clean her up".... I'm about to go grab a towel, but in a moment of laziness... i decide her cover would do

Next morning.... im up early to mob on some cereal when I see the little sisters pull the very same cover out the bedroom...and onto the couch to keep warm while they watch cartoons.
I act like I don't know anything....and the sisters don't make it seem like they know whats on the cover.......
when I'm halfway done with my cereal, I hear the 8 year old yell "EWWWWWWWW".... while lifting up and looking at her hand. Looked like she was playing with candlewax....
She proceeded to wipe her hand on a clean side of the cover...and continue watching TV.... stain still wet....

 

[createdestroy]

I flew out to my girls crib for my b-day (long distance/friends with benefits situation) and end up spending a week there.
She shared her room with her two sisters (ages: 4 and

I smashed pretty much everyday, whenever her mom was at work or out.
Ole girl, would be ready for that latenight smash even though the sisters were sleep in the room.... I handled biz in stealth mode......

One night, her sisters fell asleep watching TV in the living room... so i got my no-holds-barred beast on
When i needed to shoot the baby batter, i let it out all over my girl's butt/back. She was all tired to lazy to clean herself up...so she fell asleep like that... stomach down.
About 30 min later, she tells me to stop playing and "clean her up".... I'm about to go grab a towel, but in a moment of laziness... i decide her cover would do

Next morning.... im up early to mob on some cereal when I see the little sisters pull the very same cover out the bedroom...and onto the couch to keep warm while they watch cartoons.
I act like I don't know anything....and the sisters don't make it seem like they know whats on the cover.......
when I'm halfway done with my cereal, I hear the 8 year old yell "EWWWWWWWW".... while lifting up and looking at her hand. Looked like she was playing with candlewax....
She proceeded to wipe her hand on a clean side of the cover...and continue watching TV.... stain still wet....

 

[thipham]

Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy


This happened a couple of years ago.

I went to a party and met this girl.  Got her number and everything.  Then I found out she had a boyfriend.  This kid used to play pick-up with us every now and then.  The more I talk to her she tells me he never smashed and they just kiss.  SMH.  So within a week I smashed. I seen son around a couple times and was laughing on the inside.  A couple weeks go by and I'm still hitting like every 2-3 days.  She was a wild one too did it all.  She starts catching feelings and I'm kinda ready to drop her.  Anyway she starts asking if WE could work and how she can't stand the boyfriend anymore. 

So one night before I went to the gym I smashed and she drank the kids for the first time.  She had a look of love in her eyes when I bounced too.  So when I go to the gym I see her man.  He starts looking at me funny and walks over.  He says "Yo I seen you been txting my girl"  I was like "Nawww she's been txting me homie".  idk if he thought he was a tough guy but he had a battery in his back.  So he says "chill with all that man she's good"  so I say "are you sure about that?"  By this time some other dudes overheard and a lil circle has formed.  I told him like this "for real man you should be talking to your woman not me so fall back".  Son gets in my face like "Watch ya mouth homie".  All I know is he was too damn close for comfort.  So I straight rocked him.  He fell back on the blechers and I tagged him like 2 more times before people jumped in the middle.  He starts yelling bout how its not over blah blah blah.  So I decided to kill 2 birds with one stone.  I said " Go home to your girl because I hit her too.  I had that (garden tool) screaming my name.  Tell her I said its been real but I'm done".  Crazy scene.  Dude bounced.

So finally dudes start hoopin.  Like 30 mins later dude came back in the gym and he brought the girl.  I'm kinda confused at this point.  She came in the gym like "F you, stop lying on your D. We never did nothing just txt."  I couldn't believe it.  Son was def no about that life cuz he was quiet.  At this point I thought it was over.

A couple of days later she starts txting me telling me she misses me, she's sorry for lying, and dude dumped her anyways.  She asked me to come over and I did. Then we start drinking. This time before we smashed I asked her if we could record it.  She said yeah but then we gotta erase it.  Yeahhh ok.  So I use my phone, make her say some wild stuff too.  It was all on my phone.  The next day she txt me like oh you better have erased that video.  I told her if she didn't get me NBA 2k the next day I was gonna show people.  She starts spazzing and said she wasn't gonna do it.  So I told her I would  make copies on DVD and put them around campus. She got the game for me but its was the PS3 version.  I sent her back to the store to get the 360 version.  And she had to get some beers now because she messed up on the game.  She did it and she thought everything was cool.

So while playing the game me and my friends was laughing about it and drinking the beers.  I was like I should make her a star and put it on DVD anyways.  But I didn't want any legal problems.  So I got some blank DVD's and wrote (her name) - porno.  The next day I put the DVD's everywhere.  Sidewalks, library, cafe, the gym, by her room.  I know some people thought they hit the jackpot.  Later that night she called me 23 times but I didn't answer.  She sent all these txt like "oh you think you funny" blah blah blah blah "I hate you" blah blah blah.   We never spoke again tho.  And her and the lame boyfriend got back together too.
I

troll

 

[thipham]

Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy


This happened a couple of years ago.

I went to a party and met this girl.  Got her number and everything.  Then I found out she had a boyfriend.  This kid used to play pick-up with us every now and then.  The more I talk to her she tells me he never smashed and they just kiss.  SMH.  So within a week I smashed. I seen son around a couple times and was laughing on the inside.  A couple weeks go by and I'm still hitting like every 2-3 days.  She was a wild one too did it all.  She starts catching feelings and I'm kinda ready to drop her.  Anyway she starts asking if WE could work and how she can't stand the boyfriend anymore. 

So one night before I went to the gym I smashed and she drank the kids for the first time.  She had a look of love in her eyes when I bounced too.  So when I go to the gym I see her man.  He starts looking at me funny and walks over.  He says "Yo I seen you been txting my girl"  I was like "Nawww she's been txting me homie".  idk if he thought he was a tough guy but he had a battery in his back.  So he says "chill with all that man she's good"  so I say "are you sure about that?"  By this time some other dudes overheard and a lil circle has formed.  I told him like this "for real man you should be talking to your woman not me so fall back".  Son gets in my face like "Watch ya mouth homie".  All I know is he was too damn close for comfort.  So I straight rocked him.  He fell back on the blechers and I tagged him like 2 more times before people jumped in the middle.  He starts yelling bout how its not over blah blah blah.  So I decided to kill 2 birds with one stone.  I said " Go home to your girl because I hit her too.  I had that (garden tool) screaming my name.  Tell her I said its been real but I'm done".  Crazy scene.  Dude bounced.

So finally dudes start hoopin.  Like 30 mins later dude came back in the gym and he brought the girl.  I'm kinda confused at this point.  She came in the gym like "F you, stop lying on your D. We never did nothing just txt."  I couldn't believe it.  Son was def no about that life cuz he was quiet.  At this point I thought it was over.

A couple of days later she starts txting me telling me she misses me, she's sorry for lying, and dude dumped her anyways.  She asked me to come over and I did. Then we start drinking. This time before we smashed I asked her if we could record it.  She said yeah but then we gotta erase it.  Yeahhh ok.  So I use my phone, make her say some wild stuff too.  It was all on my phone.  The next day she txt me like oh you better have erased that video.  I told her if she didn't get me NBA 2k the next day I was gonna show people.  She starts spazzing and said she wasn't gonna do it.  So I told her I would  make copies on DVD and put them around campus. She got the game for me but its was the PS3 version.  I sent her back to the store to get the 360 version.  And she had to get some beers now because she messed up on the game.  She did it and she thought everything was cool.

So while playing the game me and my friends was laughing about it and drinking the beers.  I was like I should make her a star and put it on DVD anyways.  But I didn't want any legal problems.  So I got some blank DVD's and wrote (her name) - porno.  The next day I put the DVD's everywhere.  Sidewalks, library, cafe, the gym, by her room.  I know some people thought they hit the jackpot.  Later that night she called me 23 times but I didn't answer.  She sent all these txt like "oh you think you funny" blah blah blah blah "I hate you" blah blah blah.   We never spoke again tho.  And her and the lame boyfriend got back together too.
I

troll

 

[ignantbliss]

Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy


This happened a couple of years ago.

I went to a party and met this girl.  Got her number and everything.  Then I found out she had a boyfriend.  This kid used to play pick-up with us every now and then.  The more I talk to her she tells me he never smashed and they just kiss.  SMH.  So within a week I smashed. I seen son around a couple times and was laughing on the inside.  A couple weeks go by and I'm still hitting like every 2-3 days.  She was a wild one too did it all.  She starts catching feelings and I'm kinda ready to drop her.  Anyway she starts asking if WE could work and how she can't stand the boyfriend anymore. 

So one night before I went to the gym I smashed and she drank the kids for the first time.  She had a look of love in her eyes when I bounced too.  So when I go to the gym I see her man.  He starts looking at me funny and walks over.  He says "Yo I seen you been txting my girl"  I was like "Nawww she's been txting me homie".  idk if he thought he was a tough guy but he had a battery in his back.  So he says "chill with all that man she's good"  so I say "are you sure about that?"  By this time some other dudes overheard and a lil circle has formed.  I told him like this "for real man you should be talking to your woman not me so fall back".  Son gets in my face like "Watch ya mouth homie".  All I know is he was too damn close for comfort.  So I straight rocked him.  He fell back on the blechers and I tagged him like 2 more times before people jumped in the middle.  He starts yelling bout how its not over blah blah blah.  So I decided to kill 2 birds with one stone.  I said " Go home to your girl because I hit her too.  I had that (garden tool) screaming my name.  Tell her I said its been real but I'm done".  Crazy scene.  Dude bounced.

So finally dudes start hoopin.  Like 30 mins later dude came back in the gym and he brought the girl.  I'm kinda confused at this point.  She came in the gym like "F you, stop lying on your D. We never did nothing just txt."  I couldn't believe it.  Son was def no about that life cuz he was quiet.  At this point I thought it was over.

A couple of days later she starts txting me telling me she misses me, she's sorry for lying, and dude dumped her anyways.  She asked me to come over and I did. Then we start drinking. This time before we smashed I asked her if we could record it.  She said yeah but then we gotta erase it.  Yeahhh ok.  So I use my phone, make her say some wild stuff too.  It was all on my phone.  The next day she txt me like oh you better have erased that video.  I told her if she didn't get me NBA 2k the next day I was gonna show people.  She starts spazzing and said she wasn't gonna do it.  So I told her I would  make copies on DVD and put them around campus. She got the game for me but its was the PS3 version.  I sent her back to the store to get the 360 version.  And she had to get some beers now because she messed up on the game.  She did it and she thought everything was cool.

So while playing the game me and my friends was laughing about it and drinking the beers.  I was like I should make her a star and put it on DVD anyways.  But I didn't want any legal problems.  So I got some blank DVD's and wrote (her name) - porno.  The next day I put the DVD's everywhere.  Sidewalks, library, cafe, the gym, by her room.  I know some people thought they hit the jackpot.  Later that night she called me 23 times but I didn't answer.  She sent all these txt like "oh you think you funny" blah blah blah blah "I hate you" blah blah blah.   We never spoke again tho.  And her and the lame boyfriend got back together too.
I

 

if true

 

[ignantbliss]

Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy


This happened a couple of years ago.

I went to a party and met this girl.  Got her number and everything.  Then I found out she had a boyfriend.  This kid used to play pick-up with us every now and then.  The more I talk to her she tells me he never smashed and they just kiss.  SMH.  So within a week I smashed. I seen son around a couple times and was laughing on the inside.  A couple weeks go by and I'm still hitting like every 2-3 days.  She was a wild one too did it all.  She starts catching feelings and I'm kinda ready to drop her.  Anyway she starts asking if WE could work and how she can't stand the boyfriend anymore. 

So one night before I went to the gym I smashed and she drank the kids for the first time.  She had a look of love in her eyes when I bounced too.  So when I go to the gym I see her man.  He starts looking at me funny and walks over.  He says "Yo I seen you been txting my girl"  I was like "Nawww she's been txting me homie".  idk if he thought he was a tough guy but he had a battery in his back.  So he says "chill with all that man she's good"  so I say "are you sure about that?"  By this time some other dudes overheard and a lil circle has formed.  I told him like this "for real man you should be talking to your woman not me so fall back".  Son gets in my face like "Watch ya mouth homie".  All I know is he was too damn close for comfort.  So I straight rocked him.  He fell back on the blechers and I tagged him like 2 more times before people jumped in the middle.  He starts yelling bout how its not over blah blah blah.  So I decided to kill 2 birds with one stone.  I said " Go home to your girl because I hit her too.  I had that (garden tool) screaming my name.  Tell her I said its been real but I'm done".  Crazy scene.  Dude bounced.

So finally dudes start hoopin.  Like 30 mins later dude came back in the gym and he brought the girl.  I'm kinda confused at this point.  She came in the gym like "F you, stop lying on your D. We never did nothing just txt."  I couldn't believe it.  Son was def no about that life cuz he was quiet.  At this point I thought it was over.

A couple of days later she starts txting me telling me she misses me, she's sorry for lying, and dude dumped her anyways.  She asked me to come over and I did. Then we start drinking. This time before we smashed I asked her if we could record it.  She said yeah but then we gotta erase it.  Yeahhh ok.  So I use my phone, make her say some wild stuff too.  It was all on my phone.  The next day she txt me like oh you better have erased that video.  I told her if she didn't get me NBA 2k the next day I was gonna show people.  She starts spazzing and said she wasn't gonna do it.  So I told her I would  make copies on DVD and put them around campus. She got the game for me but its was the PS3 version.  I sent her back to the store to get the 360 version.  And she had to get some beers now because she messed up on the game.  She did it and she thought everything was cool.

So while playing the game me and my friends was laughing about it and drinking the beers.  I was like I should make her a star and put it on DVD anyways.  But I didn't want any legal problems.  So I got some blank DVD's and wrote (her name) - porno.  The next day I put the DVD's everywhere.  Sidewalks, library, cafe, the gym, by her room.  I know some people thought they hit the jackpot.  Later that night she called me 23 times but I didn't answer.  She sent all these txt like "oh you think you funny" blah blah blah blah "I hate you" blah blah blah.   We never spoke again tho.  And her and the lame boyfriend got back together too.
I

 

if true

 

[ekinklat]

Originally Posted by 3dgarfly23

Originally Posted by Dmvbatman

Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans

Done some pretty grimey things that I wouldn't even feel comfortable saying anonymously on the interwebz, but I'll say this one because its the cool kinda grimey and it involves sexorz

Shorty I was smashin for about six months decides to stop by my church (which is pastored by my FATHER

). I'm a little surprised and slightly turned on because it had been months since I'd seen her and longer than that since I'd smashed. One problem though; she had brought her 6 year old nephew. I played the drums for the choir, so from the front of the church I kept sending signals for her to go downstairs so we could "talk". Shortly after that I go downstairs and sure enough, she comes strolling down the stairs right after me....with her nephew in tow (not sure why I even expected otherwise, not like she coulda left him alone) Anyways, the basement of the church is more like a banquet hall than anything else, easily and often accessed by the hundreds of members of the church. So we begin to talk, and eventually we get to the possibility of me smashing there and then. She basically made me promise to attend a HS basketball game with her after service for letting me smash

, so I obliged. So I called up my boy who was playing the organ and asked him to come downstairs and watch lil mans while I smashed (terrible move in hindsight) So I'm beatin shorty from behind in one of those cupboard/closet things found in big kitchens, door halfway open (per her request so we could "easily escape if someone saw us"....

) I got my head to the sky, goin hard for no reason at all when I notice something in my peripherals. Sure enough, lil dude is intensely watching me slam his aunt, for God knows how long. Confused as to how to handle the situation, I just closed the door all the way and kept going. Afterwards, we finished and I never told her about her nephew seeing us. Nor did I attend the basketball game.


And not a single f*** was given that day.

this thread is OVER!

The 1st time I'm proud to say that this is my brother

Man, The thought of you closing the door while lil man was watching made me cry from laughter

 

[ekinklat]

Originally Posted by 3dgarfly23

Originally Posted by Dmvbatman

Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans

Done some pretty grimey things that I wouldn't even feel comfortable saying anonymously on the interwebz, but I'll say this one because its the cool kinda grimey and it involves sexorz

Shorty I was smashin for about six months decides to stop by my church (which is pastored by my FATHER

). I'm a little surprised and slightly turned on because it had been months since I'd seen her and longer than that since I'd smashed. One problem though; she had brought her 6 year old nephew. I played the drums for the choir, so from the front of the church I kept sending signals for her to go downstairs so we could "talk". Shortly after that I go downstairs and sure enough, she comes strolling down the stairs right after me....with her nephew in tow (not sure why I even expected otherwise, not like she coulda left him alone) Anyways, the basement of the church is more like a banquet hall than anything else, easily and often accessed by the hundreds of members of the church. So we begin to talk, and eventually we get to the possibility of me smashing there and then. She basically made me promise to attend a HS basketball game with her after service for letting me smash

, so I obliged. So I called up my boy who was playing the organ and asked him to come downstairs and watch lil mans while I smashed (terrible move in hindsight) So I'm beatin shorty from behind in one of those cupboard/closet things found in big kitchens, door halfway open (per her request so we could "easily escape if someone saw us"....

) I got my head to the sky, goin hard for no reason at all when I notice something in my peripherals. Sure enough, lil dude is intensely watching me slam his aunt, for God knows how long. Confused as to how to handle the situation, I just closed the door all the way and kept going. Afterwards, we finished and I never told her about her nephew seeing us. Nor did I attend the basketball game.


And not a single f*** was given that day.

this thread is OVER!

The 1st time I'm proud to say that this is my brother

Man, The thought of you closing the door while lil man was watching made me cry from laughter

 

[damelloyellow15]

TruthGetsBusy

 man lives up to his name.

http://truthgetsbusy.u.yuku.com/

 

[damelloyellow15]

TruthGetsBusy

 man lives up to his name.

http://truthgetsbusy.u.yuku.com/

 

[wongtouski]

Years ago in Highschool, in between blocks I was heading downstairs and happened to see a friend in front. Wanted to give him a subtle nudge with my foot, but for some uncontrollable reason the nudge became a full-on push/shove, and he proceeds to trip on the first 5 steps and falls down the rest of the stairs.......face first. This happened when everyone was getting to their class, and in a school of 3000 people, that's a lot of students.
He got up, trying not to cry, and was so dumbfounded as to what happened that he wasn't even mad. I apologized, while feeling terrible, but I was also laughing at the same time.

 

[wongtouski]

Years ago in Highschool, in between blocks I was heading downstairs and happened to see a friend in front. Wanted to give him a subtle nudge with my foot, but for some uncontrollable reason the nudge became a full-on push/shove, and he proceeds to trip on the first 5 steps and falls down the rest of the stairs.......face first. This happened when everyone was getting to their class, and in a school of 3000 people, that's a lot of students.
He got up, trying not to cry, and was so dumbfounded as to what happened that he wasn't even mad. I apologized, while feeling terrible, but I was also laughing at the same time.

 

[million dollar stacks]

Originally Posted by bwood056

not the best year of my life.. but anyways


was on the way to a club, got cut off by this redneck big ol lifted bronco, dude was honking going ham on me for some reason.. i was heated ( alot of %*#! on my mind). so at the stop light, i parked my car, got out, ran up to his car. stuck him, he went to sleep, and his girl was crying hysterically. got back in my truck n went about my business. .. just something i look back upon, and think im a scum bag for it. that was about 5 years ago.


now grimey grimeyyyyy

had these two chicks in my car, volleyball girls. my boy was driving while i was in my third row smashing, and my other boy was in my second row smashing. we switch smash , then drop them off at this grad party they were heading too. one chick forgets her purse, use her card for gas, take cash, and go to the beach to meet up with these other chicks. they called all night and next day, just proceed to say what? i was wasted . no idea what u r talking about. everytime i see the girl out on the strip, shes always like " thats the guy i f***ed in his car and stole my purse" ahaha. she said it the other night when i was with my chick, she stone faced me. ahaha

 

[million dollar stacks]

Originally Posted by bwood056

not the best year of my life.. but anyways


was on the way to a club, got cut off by this redneck big ol lifted bronco, dude was honking going ham on me for some reason.. i was heated ( alot of %*#! on my mind). so at the stop light, i parked my car, got out, ran up to his car. stuck him, he went to sleep, and his girl was crying hysterically. got back in my truck n went about my business. .. just something i look back upon, and think im a scum bag for it. that was about 5 years ago.


now grimey grimeyyyyy

had these two chicks in my car, volleyball girls. my boy was driving while i was in my third row smashing, and my other boy was in my second row smashing. we switch smash , then drop them off at this grad party they were heading too. one chick forgets her purse, use her card for gas, take cash, and go to the beach to meet up with these other chicks. they called all night and next day, just proceed to say what? i was wasted . no idea what u r talking about. everytime i see the girl out on the strip, shes always like " thats the guy i f***ed in his car and stole my purse" ahaha. she said it the other night when i was with my chick, she stone faced me. ahaha

 

[genx]

This thread has given me some constant

.

 

[genx]

This thread has given me some constant

.

 

[290]

Smashed a passed out stripper raw

 

[290]

Smashed a passed out stripper raw

 

[fog raw]

Originally Posted by I AM KNOWLEDGE

[table][tr][td]
[/td][td]
[/td][/tr][/table]Where do i start?

I had a one night stand with my best friends baby sister
And to this day he still wont speak to me (I'm sorry)

I pawned my grandpa’s highschool class ring (He was the first to graduate in collage
For a case of beer and a tank of gasoline (

Fun night)
I took a swing at my old man one Christmas
I never dreamed that it would be his last (I really didn't)

I wish mom had rung my neck
When she caught me with those cigarettes
Which reminds me, I’m down to my last pack (New Ports is 9 dollars a pack now!)

If only I’d of known That later on down the road
I’d look back and not like what I see
I’d of changed a lot of things Startin’ with myself

I called my brother all the %**#@%@ in the book
The night he wouldn’t bail me out of jail
I lost a job most folks here would die for (In a Recession!)
By laying out all night and raising hell
And I let a woman that I love slip through my fingers
Chalk another dumb move up to my foolish pride
I wasn't there standin’ by the bed
When the preacher bowed his head
With the family, the day my grandma die (I aint %%@$)
 ake Own Startin with me

My dude wrote a song, with a chorus and everything

 

[fog raw]

Originally Posted by I AM KNOWLEDGE

[table][tr][td]
[/td][td]
[/td][/tr][/table]Where do i start?

I had a one night stand with my best friends baby sister
And to this day he still wont speak to me (I'm sorry)

I pawned my grandpa’s highschool class ring (He was the first to graduate in collage
For a case of beer and a tank of gasoline (

Fun night)
I took a swing at my old man one Christmas
I never dreamed that it would be his last (I really didn't)

I wish mom had rung my neck
When she caught me with those cigarettes
Which reminds me, I’m down to my last pack (New Ports is 9 dollars a pack now!)

If only I’d of known That later on down the road
I’d look back and not like what I see
I’d of changed a lot of things Startin’ with myself

I called my brother all the %**#@%@ in the book
The night he wouldn’t bail me out of jail
I lost a job most folks here would die for (In a Recession!)
By laying out all night and raising hell
And I let a woman that I love slip through my fingers
Chalk another dumb move up to my foolish pride
I wasn't there standin’ by the bed
When the preacher bowed his head
With the family, the day my grandma die (I aint %%@$)
 ake Own Startin with me

My dude wrote a song, with a chorus and everything

 

[eff ecks]

Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy


This happened a couple of years ago.

I went to a party and met this girl.  Got her number and everything.  Then I found out she had a boyfriend.  This kid used to play pick-up with us every now and then.  The more I talk to her she tells me he never smashed and they just kiss.  SMH.  So within a week I smashed. I seen son around a couple times and was laughing on the inside.  A couple weeks go by and I'm still hitting like every 2-3 days.  She was a wild one too did it all.  She starts catching feelings and I'm kinda ready to drop her.  Anyway she starts asking if WE could work and how she can't stand the boyfriend anymore. 

So one night before I went to the gym I smashed and she drank the kids for the first time.  She had a look of love in her eyes when I bounced too.  So when I go to the gym I see her man.  He starts looking at me funny and walks over.  He says "Yo I seen you been txting my girl"  I was like "Nawww she's been txting me homie".  idk if he thought he was a tough guy but he had a battery in his back.  So he says "chill with all that man she's good"  so I say "are you sure about that?"  By this time some other dudes overheard and a lil circle has formed.  I told him like this "for real man you should be talking to your woman not me so fall back".  Son gets in my face like "Watch ya mouth homie".  All I know is he was too damn close for comfort.  So I straight rocked him.  He fell back on the blechers and I tagged him like 2 more times before people jumped in the middle.  He starts yelling bout how its not over blah blah blah.  So I decided to kill 2 birds with one stone.  I said " Go home to your girl because I hit her too.  I had that (garden tool) screaming my name.  Tell her I said its been real but I'm done".  Crazy scene.  Dude bounced.

So finally dudes start hoopin.  Like 30 mins later dude came back in the gym and he brought the girl.  I'm kinda confused at this point.  She came in the gym like "F you, stop lying on your D. We never did nothing just txt."  I couldn't believe it.  Son was def no about that life cuz he was quiet.  At this point I thought it was over.

A couple of days later she starts txting me telling me she misses me, she's sorry for lying, and dude dumped her anyways.  She asked me to come over and I did. Then we start drinking. This time before we smashed I asked her if we could record it.  She said yeah but then we gotta erase it.  Yeahhh ok.  So I use my phone, make her say some wild stuff too.  It was all on my phone.  The next day she txt me like oh you better have erased that video.  I told her if she didn't get me NBA 2k the next day I was gonna show people.  She starts spazzing and said she wasn't gonna do it.  So I told her I would  make copies on DVD and put them around campus. She got the game for me but its was the PS3 version.  I sent her back to the store to get the 360 version.  And she had to get some beers now because she messed up on the game.  She did it and she thought everything was cool.

So while playing the game me and my friends was laughing about it and drinking the beers.  I was like I should make her a star and put it on DVD anyways.  But I didn't want any legal problems.  So I got some blank DVD's and wrote (her name) - porno.  The next day I put the DVD's everywhere.  Sidewalks, library, cafe, the gym, by her room.  I know some people thought they hit the jackpot.  Later that night she called me 23 times but I didn't answer.  She sent all these txt like "oh you think you funny" blah blah blah blah "I hate you" blah blah blah.   We never spoke again tho.  And her and the lame boyfriend got back together too.
I

  

 

[eff ecks]

Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy


This happened a couple of years ago.

I went to a party and met this girl.  Got her number and everything.  Then I found out she had a boyfriend.  This kid used to play pick-up with us every now and then.  The more I talk to her she tells me he never smashed and they just kiss.  SMH.  So within a week I smashed. I seen son around a couple times and was laughing on the inside.  A couple weeks go by and I'm still hitting like every 2-3 days.  She was a wild one too did it all.  She starts catching feelings and I'm kinda ready to drop her.  Anyway she starts asking if WE could work and how she can't stand the boyfriend anymore. 

So one night before I went to the gym I smashed and she drank the kids for the first time.  She had a look of love in her eyes when I bounced too.  So when I go to the gym I see her man.  He starts looking at me funny and walks over.  He says "Yo I seen you been txting my girl"  I was like "Nawww she's been txting me homie".  idk if he thought he was a tough guy but he had a battery in his back.  So he says "chill with all that man she's good"  so I say "are you sure about that?"  By this time some other dudes overheard and a lil circle has formed.  I told him like this "for real man you should be talking to your woman not me so fall back".  Son gets in my face like "Watch ya mouth homie".  All I know is he was too damn close for comfort.  So I straight rocked him.  He fell back on the blechers and I tagged him like 2 more times before people jumped in the middle.  He starts yelling bout how its not over blah blah blah.  So I decided to kill 2 birds with one stone.  I said " Go home to your girl because I hit her too.  I had that (garden tool) screaming my name.  Tell her I said its been real but I'm done".  Crazy scene.  Dude bounced.

So finally dudes start hoopin.  Like 30 mins later dude came back in the gym and he brought the girl.  I'm kinda confused at this point.  She came in the gym like "F you, stop lying on your D. We never did nothing just txt."  I couldn't believe it.  Son was def no about that life cuz he was quiet.  At this point I thought it was over.

A couple of days later she starts txting me telling me she misses me, she's sorry for lying, and dude dumped her anyways.  She asked me to come over and I did. Then we start drinking. This time before we smashed I asked her if we could record it.  She said yeah but then we gotta erase it.  Yeahhh ok.  So I use my phone, make her say some wild stuff too.  It was all on my phone.  The next day she txt me like oh you better have erased that video.  I told her if she didn't get me NBA 2k the next day I was gonna show people.  She starts spazzing and said she wasn't gonna do it.  So I told her I would  make copies on DVD and put them around campus. She got the game for me but its was the PS3 version.  I sent her back to the store to get the 360 version.  And she had to get some beers now because she messed up on the game.  She did it and she thought everything was cool.

So while playing the game me and my friends was laughing about it and drinking the beers.  I was like I should make her a star and put it on DVD anyways.  But I didn't want any legal problems.  So I got some blank DVD's and wrote (her name) - porno.  The next day I put the DVD's everywhere.  Sidewalks, library, cafe, the gym, by her room.  I know some people thought they hit the jackpot.  Later that night she called me 23 times but I didn't answer.  She sent all these txt like "oh you think you funny" blah blah blah blah "I hate you" blah blah blah.   We never spoke again tho.  And her and the lame boyfriend got back together too.
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[keithsweatsjordans]

Originally Posted by EkinKlat

Originally Posted by 3dgarfly23

Originally Posted by Dmvbatman

Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans

Done some pretty grimey things that I wouldn't even feel comfortable saying anonymously on the interwebz, but I'll say this one because its the cool kinda grimey and it involves sexorz

Shorty I was smashin for about six months decides to stop by my church (which is pastored by my FATHER

). I'm a little surprised and slightly turned on because it had been months since I'd seen her and longer than that since I'd smashed. One problem though; she had brought her 6 year old nephew. I played the drums for the choir, so from the front of the church I kept sending signals for her to go downstairs so we could "talk". Shortly after that I go downstairs and sure enough, she comes strolling down the stairs right after me....with her nephew in tow (not sure why I even expected otherwise, not like she coulda left him alone) Anyways, the basement of the church is more like a banquet hall than anything else, easily and often accessed by the hundreds of members of the church. So we begin to talk, and eventually we get to the possibility of me smashing there and then. She basically made me promise to attend a HS basketball game with her after service for letting me smash

, so I obliged. So I called up my boy who was playing the organ and asked him to come downstairs and watch lil mans while I smashed (terrible move in hindsight) So I'm beatin shorty from behind in one of those cupboard/closet things found in big kitchens, door halfway open (per her request so we could "easily escape if someone saw us"....

) I got my head to the sky, goin hard for no reason at all when I notice something in my peripherals. Sure enough, lil dude is intensely watching me slam his aunt, for God knows how long. Confused as to how to handle the situation, I just closed the door all the way and kept going. Afterwards, we finished and I never told her about her nephew seeing us. Nor did I attend the basketball game.


And not a single f*** was given that day.

this thread is OVER!

The 1st time I'm proud to say that this is my brother

Man, The thought of you closing the door while lil man was watching made me cry from laughter

pls go


























sike but you know exactly which girl and nephew im talking about rite?

good times. im going to hell

 

[keithsweatsjordans]

Originally Posted by EkinKlat

Originally Posted by 3dgarfly23

Originally Posted by Dmvbatman

Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans

Done some pretty grimey things that I wouldn't even feel comfortable saying anonymously on the interwebz, but I'll say this one because its the cool kinda grimey and it involves sexorz

Shorty I was smashin for about six months decides to stop by my church (which is pastored by my FATHER

). I'm a little surprised and slightly turned on because it had been months since I'd seen her and longer than that since I'd smashed. One problem though; she had brought her 6 year old nephew. I played the drums for the choir, so from the front of the church I kept sending signals for her to go downstairs so we could "talk". Shortly after that I go downstairs and sure enough, she comes strolling down the stairs right after me....with her nephew in tow (not sure why I even expected otherwise, not like she coulda left him alone) Anyways, the basement of the church is more like a banquet hall than anything else, easily and often accessed by the hundreds of members of the church. So we begin to talk, and eventually we get to the possibility of me smashing there and then. She basically made me promise to attend a HS basketball game with her after service for letting me smash

, so I obliged. So I called up my boy who was playing the organ and asked him to come downstairs and watch lil mans while I smashed (terrible move in hindsight) So I'm beatin shorty from behind in one of those cupboard/closet things found in big kitchens, door halfway open (per her request so we could "easily escape if someone saw us"....

) I got my head to the sky, goin hard for no reason at all when I notice something in my peripherals. Sure enough, lil dude is intensely watching me slam his aunt, for God knows how long. Confused as to how to handle the situation, I just closed the door all the way and kept going. Afterwards, we finished and I never told her about her nephew seeing us. Nor did I attend the basketball game.


And not a single f*** was given that day.

this thread is OVER!

The 1st time I'm proud to say that this is my brother

Man, The thought of you closing the door while lil man was watching made me cry from laughter

pls go


























sike but you know exactly which girl and nephew im talking about rite?

good times. im going to hell