What's The Most Absent Minded Thing You've Done?

[bigtomgetsgwap]

Most recently backing out of buffalo wild wings without looking both ways and someone hit me

 

[kmn2008]

I was driving to the mall (same mall I have been going to for about 6 years now) with my friend when we stopped at a red light. When it turned green I tooka complete wrong turn because the green arrow lit up

When she asked why the heck I turned left, the only thing I could say was "the arrow told me to".

 

[airthompson]

Woke up at like 2:00 in the morning, I went to the kitchen thinking it was the bathroom.

I pulled out the vegtable bin in the fridge and took a piss in it. Thouht it was the toilet.

 

[dacityslanga]

I left my keys in the ignition and the truck unlocked at the metro station parking garage while I went to work in DC. 9 hrs later, truck still in tact andeverything was in there.

 

[kicktionair]

Originally Posted by pacmagic2002

Originally Posted by play2much2004

Originally Posted by pacmagic2002

Skeeted in my wifes mouth without warning...haven't gotten any scalp since...smh@ me

do you have kids?

yup

and she don't swallow?'

not fair......... not fair at all

- Went to the gas station but was in a hurry, so I decided to eat my sandwich while I pump the gas. Finished my sandwich and drove off...... mean while thepump was still in the car. I saw the cash register and fat dude was like "nooooooooooooooo"

I was like, oh snaps this dudes about tho charge me.... so I ran outside pulled the pump out and drove out of there like I just robbed the place

 

[eteam o2]

went to a mini golf spot with my girl and her sisters all get out lock the car manually from the inside and close all doors
once we're done i notice i left the keys inside the car...



...with the engine running

smh

 

[chicityk7]

Originally Posted by pacmagic2002

Originally Posted by play2much2004

Originally Posted by pacmagic2002

Skeeted in my wifes mouth without warning...haven't gotten any scalp since...smh@ me

do you have kids?

yup

SHE DOES NOW ABOUT A COUPLE MILLION

 

[epidemik the great]

some of you dudes are idiots

 

[bluedeniro]

get black out drunk and try to fight the college football team,

me and my G took a major L

I got revenge tho, not proud of neither events

 

[do be doo]

Originally Posted by LakerNation

Locked my keys in my car.....WHILE it was running...... at the gas station. Had to call my dad. he was like

same here....But it was at a Best Buy...

 

[jordanpheen]

Originally Posted by shabooyah1124

Sophomore year I came back to the dorm extremely drunk. I lived on the 5th floor, but I went up to the 6th and walked into a random dorm that I thought was mine. I pass out on the bed, wake up, then see the girl who actually lives in the dorm lying on the floor sleeping. I just got up and tip toed my way downstairs

wow. pretty funny.

 

[bjm5295]

Stopped at a green light with no one in front of me.

Twice.

 

[cpinoy]

Didnt get an autograph from david blaine but got a picture this weekend

 

[mcflyyy]

i was at the walgreens checkout, went to pay with my debit and realized i lost it the day before. all i really needed was $10 so i drove to the opposite sideof town to an ATM and right before i stepped out the car, i realized that i didn't even have my ATM card to get the money in the first place.

 

[coolnificent]

Looked for my phone while I was talking on it

done it several times

 

[rocksfan25]

I've done some absent minded @+%%, easily the worst was running a stop sign while talking to my friend, leading to my car getting totaled. I was verylucky that day, my friend in the back was laying down with his head against the door like 1 minute before the crash happened

 

[dashoekid21]

went swimming with my phone in my pocket in miami!!!!!!!.......

 

[38690]

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[ajchick23]

Recently I put my remote in the refrigerator..

 

[eight2one]

lookin for my cell phone while im on it.

 

[saymoregotsole]

tried to fight a cop..

 

[juju]

i once left my keys in my car with the engine runnning and the doors unlocked while me and my boy spent like 30 mins in best buy.

 

[verynecessary]

- ate at a busy restaurant for several hours, and i come back to find i left my door all the way open.

- paid for something at the store, making sure not to leave my credit card, and proceed to walk away without the items i bought (happened a few times)

- left my camera (slr) hanging on the hook inside a bathroom stall for almost 30 minutes

 

[hjdm]

-Walked into a tree while texting.

-Left my living room window open during a rainy day.