Whats the most Simpish thing you've ever witnessed

[patrick bateman]

Originally Posted by whyhellothere

Originally Posted by Orfiyus

This bench sits 6 people. 3 people on the left side of the hand rail and 3 people on the right side of the hand rail. The rail Im talking about is right next to the lady with the ear rings and yellow thing in her hair sitting down. You can actually sit in the spot where the rail is at with one leg on each side and the rail going up and being right in between your legs. NOBODY SITS IN THE AREA RIGHT BEHIND THE RAIL.

Anyway... I seen 3 OKAY looking girls sitting on one side of the rail. And this herb actually put one leg on each side of the rail and was tryna talk to them. I think he was in their friend zone he looked mad awkward tryna get in on the convo and they just ignored him. They threw him a couple words here and there.

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)] !@%+ has me weak right now[/color]

 

[patrick bateman]

Originally Posted by whyhellothere

Originally Posted by Orfiyus

This bench sits 6 people. 3 people on the left side of the hand rail and 3 people on the right side of the hand rail. The rail Im talking about is right next to the lady with the ear rings and yellow thing in her hair sitting down. You can actually sit in the spot where the rail is at with one leg on each side and the rail going up and being right in between your legs. NOBODY SITS IN THE AREA RIGHT BEHIND THE RAIL.

Anyway... I seen 3 OKAY looking girls sitting on one side of the rail. And this herb actually put one leg on each side of the rail and was tryna talk to them. I think he was in their friend zone he looked mad awkward tryna get in on the convo and they just ignored him. They threw him a couple words here and there.

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)] !@%+ has me weak right now[/color]

 

[imreallydirknowitzki]

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by ImReallyDirkNowitzki


Should I have a talk with him, or let it continue.

What's this foolishness? Put an end to this ASAP. What kind of friend are you son? Smh. Go and smack the kufi off your friend my dude.

Well I just met the dude 2 weeks ago when I started my job, but I will def have a talk with him.

 

[imreallydirknowitzki]

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by ImReallyDirkNowitzki


Should I have a talk with him, or let it continue.

What's this foolishness? Put an end to this ASAP. What kind of friend are you son? Smh. Go and smack the kufi off your friend my dude.

Well I just met the dude 2 weeks ago when I started my job, but I will def have a talk with him.

 

[fog]

Wasn't there some NTer a while ago that posed as a girl on Facebook just to break a couple up or something..? 

 

[fog]

Wasn't there some NTer a while ago that posed as a girl on Facebook just to break a couple up or something..? 

 

[joe billionaire]

Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

Originally Posted by whyhellothere

Originally Posted by Orfiyus

This bench sits 6 people. 3 people on the left side of the hand rail and 3 people on the right side of the hand rail. The rail Im talking about is right next to the lady with the ear rings and yellow thing in her hair sitting down. You can actually sit in the spot where the rail is at with one leg on each side and the rail going up and being right in between your legs. NOBODY SITS IN THE AREA RIGHT BEHIND THE RAIL.

Anyway... I seen 3 OKAY looking girls sitting on one side of the rail. And this herb actually put one leg on each side of the rail and was tryna talk to them. I think he was in their friend zone he looked mad awkward tryna get in on the convo and they just ignored him. They threw him a couple words here and there.

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)] !@%+ has me weak right now[/color]

so you tried to sit down and he leg blocked you?

 

[joe billionaire]

Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

Originally Posted by whyhellothere

Originally Posted by Orfiyus

This bench sits 6 people. 3 people on the left side of the hand rail and 3 people on the right side of the hand rail. The rail Im talking about is right next to the lady with the ear rings and yellow thing in her hair sitting down. You can actually sit in the spot where the rail is at with one leg on each side and the rail going up and being right in between your legs. NOBODY SITS IN THE AREA RIGHT BEHIND THE RAIL.

Anyway... I seen 3 OKAY looking girls sitting on one side of the rail. And this herb actually put one leg on each side of the rail and was tryna talk to them. I think he was in their friend zone he looked mad awkward tryna get in on the convo and they just ignored him. They threw him a couple words here and there.

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)] !@%+ has me weak right now[/color]

so you tried to sit down and he leg blocked you?

 

[ricerocket1]

Originally Posted by ImReallyDirkNowitzki

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by ImReallyDirkNowitzki


Should I have a talk with him, or let it continue.

What's this foolishness? Put an end to this ASAP. What kind of friend are you son? Smh. Go and smack the kufi off your friend my dude.

Well I just met the dude 2 weeks ago when I started my job, but I will def have a talk with him.

if its just work, let it be.

 

[ricerocket1]

Originally Posted by ImReallyDirkNowitzki

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by ImReallyDirkNowitzki


Should I have a talk with him, or let it continue.

What's this foolishness? Put an end to this ASAP. What kind of friend are you son? Smh. Go and smack the kufi off your friend my dude.

Well I just met the dude 2 weeks ago when I started my job, but I will def have a talk with him.

if its just work, let it be.

 

[tennhouse2]

Originally Posted by FOG

Wasn't there some NTer a while ago that posed as a girl on Facebook just to break a couple up or something..? 

hahahaha i forgot all about that...flirted with him and everything 

 

[tennhouse2]

Originally Posted by FOG

Wasn't there some NTer a while ago that posed as a girl on Facebook just to break a couple up or something..? 

hahahaha i forgot all about that...flirted with him and everything 

 

[Nouss]

I don't think carrying a girls purse is a big deal but now that I think of it my moms has never asked my pops or even her male children to carry her purse.
I haven't done much simpin in my lifetime which is a good a bad thing.

 

[Nouss]

I don't think carrying a girls purse is a big deal but now that I think of it my moms has never asked my pops or even her male children to carry her purse.
I haven't done much simpin in my lifetime which is a good a bad thing.

 

[r31j23]

smh...And i swore to never be a simp for no +%#

 

[r31j23]

smh...And i swore to never be a simp for no +%#

 

[orfiyus]

Originally Posted by R31J23

smh...And i swore to never be a simp for no +%#

QFT.

If the girl starts acting up with Some BS you need to stand up to her. 

 

[orfiyus]

Originally Posted by R31J23

smh...And i swore to never be a simp for no +%#

QFT.

If the girl starts acting up with Some BS you need to stand up to her. 

 

[ghenges]

Some lame proposed to his girl on NikeTalk a few days ago.

 

[ghenges]

Some lame proposed to his girl on NikeTalk a few days ago.

 

[henz0]

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

Had a @@%!* fest in a hotel one time with the homies when I was in the Navy. Every girl got ran through but the girl I brought wanted to be ran through by EVERYONE. I wudn't ee'm mad. When we're all getting ready to dip, we call out this one dude's name and he's under the covers munching box.

 

[henz0]

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

Had a @@%!* fest in a hotel one time with the homies when I was in the Navy. Every girl got ran through but the girl I brought wanted to be ran through by EVERYONE. I wudn't ee'm mad. When we're all getting ready to dip, we call out this one dude's name and he's under the covers munching box.

 

[j4ck]

Originally Posted by TennHouse2

Originally Posted by FOG

Wasn't there some NTer a while ago that posed as a girl on Facebook just to break a couple up or something..? 

hahahaha i forgot all about that...flirted with him and everything 

Oh man NT stories always do it

 

[j4ck]

Originally Posted by TennHouse2

Originally Posted by FOG

Wasn't there some NTer a while ago that posed as a girl on Facebook just to break a couple up or something..? 

hahahaha i forgot all about that...flirted with him and everything 

Oh man NT stories always do it

 

[mez 0ne]

I follow a few porn stars on twitter just to see some bitties while at work....

....I see these "stars" (for lack of a better term) post up their amazon wish list, and corn balls sending them gifts just for a retweet thank you from them.

#pathetic