Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?

[dman14]

I hate it when a huge piece of poo comes out and splashes the water high enough that it gets on my booty. Have to wipe all that ish off and ruins my day  .

Oh, and I still need to try out wetwipes. #teamfold tho.

that's why before you poop you lay some toilet paper in the bowl. the paper will float on top and when your poop lands, it prevents splashback

 

[Ja's 2¢]

I hate it when a huge piece of poo comes out and splashes the water high enough that it gets on my booty. Have to wipe all that ish off and ruins my day  .

Oh, and I still need to try out wetwipes. #teamfold tho.

Aye the secret (learned it on nt from a similar thread) place some tp in the bowl before u go, it acts like a reverse suppressor for your poop. Changed my life completely with this simple fix. No more booty drips, no more shamu splash zones. Free to unload fast n furious bruh. 100% tested and approved for the masses.

 

[bigpat630]

Speaking of, I can't shake this diarrhea. Going on 2 days.

 

[superblytrife]

I'm crying at work right now. A+ thread.

 

[mivish06]

Bruhs, don't wipe...WASH 

 

[ryda421]

wipes+TP combo

 

[ROYGBiV]

What if your girl poops and comes back to bed. Do you feel disgust? She then throws the yambs at you....

 

[beh235]

I think its time for some poop stories...

I remember a few years back, I was constipated BAD. Like for weeks.

I was living with my aunt and uncle and it was about 3 in the morning. I tried to go but nothing came out. I then made up my mind that I was going to poop and I was going to poop tonight! Im pushing and pushing and pushing, but nothing. Im sweating, taking 5 mintues breaks in between 20 minute attempts. I would feel the tip breaking but never had enough to get it all out. Finally, like an hour in. I break. The tip his the bottom of the toilet like it was stone and made a loud *CLINK* noise. Im sigh in relief because its finally over.......but its not. It just keeps coming and coming...my mind was done, but my angus gave no dambs. Its was like it was my angus on auto pilot. My brain was done pooping but it was still coming...effortlessly. I stood up, turned around and looked...I promise it was a log the length on my entire lower intestine.......with NO BREAK

.

I tried to flush that thing. The toilet clogged up and flooded the bathroom. Had to wake my uncle to get the plunger, which did nothing. Ended up waking up the entire house trying to get my super log down the commode.

Bruh....

I hate all you *****s



That is all

Pretty much this....

 

[frshstunna]

What if your girl poops and comes back to bed. Do you feel disgust? She then throws the yambs at you....

Tell her hop in the shower ...so I can eat the booty
This thread wild tho

 

[mj 23]

What if your girl poops and comes back to bed. Do you feel disgust? She then throws the yambs at you....

Id still eat it like it's nothin

 

[Ox.]

What if your girl poops and comes back to bed. Do you feel disgust? She then throws the yambs at you....

girls don't poop.

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

Back in HS I took one of the worst dumps of my young life....smelled like straight Windex and barbecue sauce

 

[SC kid]

Im gonna try standing after breakfast and see wat the hubub is all about.

Ill give a review

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

CUT!!

 

[green rhino123]

CUT!!

cut what? your butt?

 

[treystylezpopz]

Sit, wipe, look, sniff.....Flush.


Been doing it since I was a jit.


Gotta make sure its all good down there. Its been pretty consistent.

 

[hennessy]

What if your girl poops and comes back to bed. Do you feel disgust? She then throws the yambs at you....

That's a ****** bro. My girl don't poop.

 

[L7oser]

wipes+TP combo

Dry, wet, dry

 

[prayformojo]

All this talk has made me analyze my technique.
- Dump
- tear off paper and fold
- rise off the toliet but do not stand straight
- **turn around and face toliet**
- Bend over and grab my left cheek and spread
- Right hand comes between my legs and reaches back to wipe, back to front.
- Repeat


** when in a stall, I skip the turnaround portion of the procedure


Never really thought I had a technique until I started on this thread

 

[green rhino123]

just don't over anal eyes

 

[jayzz]

just don't over anal eyes

You clever, disgusting ****.

 

[Deleted member 87369]

Who still wipes? Bidets or rimmy trabajos are a necessity after

 

[SC kid]

Ok i had an omlette and some milk and just tried the stand method.

My initial reaction was that of confusion because it felt really odd standing up without wiping yet.
I used the crumpled up tp method and proceded to wipe.
There was a suprisingly good range of motion even though i had to arch my back slightly.
Interestingly enough my cheeks were not as tight as i thought they would be while wiping standing up.
After the initial wipe i used the wet wipes because initially i was cautious. I then proceded to dry wipe using the wraparound double fold method.
All in all i can see why people would prefer this.
Just not my cup of tea.

Pros- good mobility...surprising stability.

Cons. My butt got cold when it left the seat.

I would def recommend to a friend to give it a try.

Solid 6.5 out of 10.

 

[green rhino123]

my question to you is this: did it require more, less or equal wiping of dat buttocks?

 

[SC kid]

I would say equal.
Im pretty regular however so if it were a more complicated situation who's to know.