Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?

[Gordonson]

oh ****, someone actually did it.

A young ___ was out here on the hunt for a deeper clean

I found it. But I wouldn't be surprised if my backdoor was bleached in the process.

 

[dman14]

ya got to get them lysol disinfecting whipes>baby whipes
step your grown man game up

I used to use these until I used them to clean sneakers and realized that you probably shouldn't be putting them chemicals on your angus

oh ****, someone actually did it.

my ex girl put me on to it. does feel much cleaner and leaves a "fresh" feeling
use the non-toxic/all-natural ones like seven generation brand

 

[kingkoopa]

Sitting down to wipe your *** is real lazy

I've been doin it ALL WRONG

Because according to you, there's an extra step between the dump, and the wipe that makes staying in a seated position "lazy"

Am I also lazy for staying seated while wipping my mouth after a meal?

Or does that require you to stand too?

 

[jaymosenvied]

How does wiping your *** make you lazy. You just can one cheek spread it and wipe. Same thing as standing up.

 

[offset pow clow]

How you spread your cheeks sitting down?

 

[mr marcus]

How you spread your cheeks sitting down?

 

[nipxd]

Team sitting down, y'all get off the toilet, squat on thd floor and wipe or wipe while sitting/hovering over the bowl?

 

[Mark Antony]

So you sit, how much tissue are you rolling out that it doesn't touch anything?

 

[kingkoopa]

How you spread your cheeks sitting down?

So you sit, how much tissue are you rolling out that it doesn't touch anything?

No homo but I'ma need the specs of y'all's toilet and ***.

Its a simple lean forward, reach around and wipe front to back until I sees no residue.

The thought of standing, bending over, manually grabbing a cheek with one hand and wiping with the other .

If you sit and lean forward, cheeks open like automatic doors.

 

[kdawg]

2 sheets - just enough that you can't poke a finger through it.

Like I said earlier the best technique is to swing round 90 degrees so you're sideways with one cheek on the edge of the seat and then you've got easy access.

I've heard it suggested that you could also move laterally - so you sit on the seat so you can poop through the hole, then shift to either side so again one cheek is on the edge of the seat and the other one is in the air.

 

[offset pow clow]

Dudes leaning halfway off the toilet just to wipe

Just stand up you lazy *****

 

[adobecs4]

Ummm nah at that swinging to the side stuff. I got a sink next to my toilet. I do that, my ACLs are gone, b.

 

[jaymosenvied]

How you spread your cheeks sitting down?

It's not rocket science my boy. Lean forward use your left hand or whatever han

No homo but I'ma need the specs of y'all's toilet and ***.

Its a simple lean forward, reach around and wipe front to back until I sees no residue.

The thought of standing, bending over, manually grabbing a cheek with one hand and wiping with the other .

If you sit and lean forward, cheeks open like automatic doors.

I'm saying though

 

[offset pow clow]

So you lean forward & spread your cheeks instead of just standing up

 

[jaymosenvied]

Yeah I do or bust that 90 degree angle. Only time I will stand up if I got mud butt

 

[offset pow clow]

Yeah I do or bust that 90 degree angle. Only time I will stand up if I got mud butt

What about mud butt makes you stand up?

Just admit standing up=cleaner booty

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Don't see how standing makes it cleaner you cake the poop when u stand up straight spreading the frosting on them buns

 

[rocman23]

^ But no one is standing straight up. You angle yourself, there is no poop smeared. That maneuvering on the toilet just seems hella complicated.

 

[Mark Antony]

So you lean forward & spread your cheeks instead of just standing up

I don't think dudes realize standing is just this, but a few degrees higher and more clearance. No cheek holding for me, wipe till clean. Your cheeks don't clench up, the hell.

 

[jbc908]

that pinch method is op, made a paper towel doodoo sandwich

 

[kingkoopa]

So you lean forward & spread your cheeks instead of just standing up

You duke with perfect posture?

I'm leaning as soon as I take the seat.

I'm talkin elbows to thighs.

Legs spread wide open.

****** out here sittin like they in an interview while ******* :x

 

[omariwestafari]

this thread makes me never want to eat the butt

 

[kingkoopa]

butt makes me never want to eat the butt

Fixed

 

[offset pow clow]

You duke with perfect posture?

I'm leaning as soon as I take the seat.

I'm talkin elbows to thighs.

Legs spread wide open.

****** out here sittin like they in an interview while ******* :x

Technically the healthy way to take a **** is with perfect posture

 

[jamie dimon]

this thread makes me never want to eat the butt

You are unaware.