Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?

[johnnyredstorm]

All I do is lean forward and wipe when I sit. Not complicated at all.

Yall dudes that wipe standing are just subconsciously afraid of sitting. Acting like sitting is gonna kill you.

 

[ksteezy]

We gonna need video demonstrations, because I cannot picture how standing up to wipe is an easy task...I'll try to get video footage of my method and findings

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Bruh you on my hella sus list now.

Next to Troy

Hey man

 

[offset pow clow]

All I do is lean forward and wipe when I sit. Not complicated at all.

Yall dudes that wipe standing are just subconsciously afraid of sitting. Acting like sitting is gonna kill you.

All that doo doo you smearing up your crack

 

[T Lo Sweater]

I gotta stop wiping for 10 seconds

I end up having toilet paper chunks in my *** hair

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Na I wet the tp

 

[Peep Game]

We gonna need video demonstrations, because I cannot picture how standing up to wipe is an easy task...I'll try to get video footage of my method and findings

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[offset pow clow]

Na I wet the tp

Stop, tp is to fragile to wet & wipe b

 

[SC kid]

So you stand and single ply

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Na I wet the tp

Stop, tp is to fragile to wet & wipe b

you wet the tp, place it on top of dry top and boom.

 

[Mark Antony]

And Boom, tissue residue all in your ***.

 

[rustlenomics]

I know some of yall fingers be stank.

they know its doo doo and they still smell it.

 

 

[dman14]

ya use the one knuckle trick, right. you can only go as far as that first knuckle

i would vine my techneek but i need someone to hold the phone

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Nah if you're doing it correctly you get the equivalent clean to baby wipes without any issues. I've got the cleanest crack in Queens b.

 

[Mark Antony]

Nah, your **** stepped on.

 

[seandon23]

Nah if you're doing it correctly you get the equivalent clean to baby wipes without any issues. I've got the cleanest crack in Queens b.

Pics for the beasts?

 

[blastercombo]

If you don't like the dry TP make use of the water supply beneath thine hiney.


Gently Dip either the TP or yourself

 

[offset pow clow]

Nah if you're doing it correctly you get the equivalent clean to baby wipes without any issues. I've got the cleanest crack in Queens b.

Wet paper towel = baby wipes

Wet toilet paper = stank hands

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Nah I ain't putting bounty on my crack. Wet tp layered on dry tp is perfection

 

[dman14]

ya got to get them lysol disinfecting whipes>baby whipes
step your grown man game up

 

[green rhino123]

using paper towels to wipe thy buttocks > toilet paper

 

[spacedoodoo]

This.

This is the thread for me.

 

[Gordonson]

ya got to get them lysol disinfecting whipes>baby whipes
step your grown man game up

I used to use these until I used them to clean sneakers and realized that you probably shouldn't be putting them chemicals on your angus

 

[Mark Antony]

ya got to get them lysol disinfecting whipes>baby whipes
step your grown man game up

I used to use these until I used them to clean sneakers and realized that you probably shouldn't be putting them chemicals on your angus

oh ****, someone actually did it.

 

[adobecs4]

:x at using Lysol wipes. Made that mistake once. Once.