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Woman complains of pain in vagina, finds out there’s a dead tortoise inside
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A sea turtle maybe. They can swim and stuff. But a land tortoise? Lol.
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Op screen name to post
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What the shell?
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Heroes in a half clam shell
Turtle power!
Turtle power!
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Tortoise and the Hair. 
I call dibs on the movie rights.
I call dibs on the movie rights.
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I’m not touching that with a 10 foot pole
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How tis bish had a ninja turtle in her box?!?!?
This is wild.
This is wild.
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"Woman complains"
Stopped reading.
Stopped reading.
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Suave Italian names always get da yambs
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this is like next level crabs
