Woman Pretended To Be A Man And...

[Master Zik]

This can't be life.

2 years?

10 smash sessions?

Off that alone there's a problem. Either in infrequency in smashing or this dumb girl not being suspicious after a week of meeting and interacting.

She had to know.

If not she might be a functioning ******ed person.

This whole thing is bonkers

 

[...So]

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[snaggykicks]

at his whole scenario

 

[8pm at msg]

She looks like Rick Carlisle.

Aside from that....I can't fathom how she couldn't realize something was off in practically EVERYTHING going on between them.

 

[rocman23]

1. Before you put the blindfold on to watch the movie, wouldn't you either a) hve to let homegirl into your crib unblindfolded or b) go to homegilrs crib and walk in unblindfolded?

2. Same thing with the beach? How could you possibly get to the beach with a blindfold on?

3. How did she not realize it was a woman from touching her? Never met a women whose skin felt like a mans.

 

[doublemesh96]

I've meet a few women who just like giving head and not sex.

where can i find these women 

 

[Peep Game]

What does a girl get out of hitting the ***** with a strap on?

Curious to know this as well.

My favorite part of sex is getting the girl off.

Nothing like seeing a women pleasured 

Maybe they just like pleasing.

I've meet a few women who just like giving head and not sex.

I was actually shocked when I met women like this. Hell, my ex was one of them not that she didn't like sex, but she LOVED giving head. All I know is everytime she did this....
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I was gonna look like this in less than 15 minutes

 

[doublemesh96]

what in gods name is going on in that gif 

 

 

[change the name Snyder]

homie in the black shirt with impeccable form gotta go cuz

 

[hand2handking]

i think i seen it b4 i think he got bit by a snake

and i put the spaniards pics becuase they were celebrating 

 

[RustyShackleford]

What does a girl get out of hitting the ***** with a strap on?

Curious to know this as well.

My favorite part of sex is getting the girl off.

Nothing like seeing a women pleasured 

Maybe they just like pleasing.

I've meet a few women who just like giving head and not sex.

I was actually shocked when I met women like this. Hell, my ex was one of them not that she didn't like sex, but she LOVED giving head. All I know is everytime she did this....
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I was gonna look like this in less than 15 minutes

I thought is was an urban legend when I was a teenager but when I started running into these kind of women my life legit changed

I don't eem believe in God but if I started dating a girl, and she told me this. You could find me in church on the Sunday giving thanks for all these blessings I'm about to receive

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And then catch me during the week catching the holy spirit while my porterhouse gets worshipped

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[Master Zik]

Almost thought Peep flagrantly posted a HJ gif while talking about BJs

Gotta love the chicks whose necks only get tired after 30-40 min. Don't see sweat on their brow until a hr in

 

[babyface34]

They had to be "watching" Fifty Shades of Grey.

 

[ao17]

Meh, I'll give you a D for the effort.

Ayo :x

 

[AEA18]

Blindfolded every time. Even while watching a movie and sun bathing

Weirdest catfish story ever.

 

[c hanna]

this really happened? lol

 

[truth-serum]

bishes these days are borderline stupid

 

[RustyShackleford]

How did she even know she was "watching" a movie, could have been a book on tape for all she knew

I guess NPR and chill bout to be the new wave

Glad they convicted homegirl doe, she got some serious problems

 

[Maximus Meridius]

What in the hell

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Again, some of these stories make zero sense to me. Hard to believe this is a true story.

 

[flyny]

Guy in the gif got bit by a snake

The only way to get rid of the venom is to induce an orgasm, so that's what son is doing

 

[doublemesh96]

Guy in the gif got bit by a snake

The only way to get rid of the venom is to induce an orgasm, so that's what son is doing

:x this can't be right

 

[RustyShackleford]

Guy in the gif got bit by a snake

The only way to get rid of the venom is to induce an orgasm, so that's what son is doing

 

[Thats My Word]

I can believe the story, there are all types of freaks out there.

 

[shoefreakbaby]

Guy in the gif got bit by a snake

The only way to get rid of the venom is to induce an orgasm, so that's what son is doing

That is a true friend, some of yah would let your friend die.

I know flyny would do the right thing.