[camera close up on a brilliant smile]
HA!
[pans back and reveals JNSQ in an expensive suit]
DEEKHOUSE TAKING SHOTS AT ME?!?! TAKING SHOTS AT THE TAG TEAM KINGS?!?!
WHO DO YOU THINK IS PAYING FOR ALL THIS?!?! WITHOUT US, THERE WOULDN'T BE NTWT!!!
WITHOUT MY MERCH SALES, THERE WOULDN'T BE RAFTERS FOR HALF-THOUGHT GIMMICKS TO HANG OUT ON!!!
YOU SEE THE KIDS IN THE CROWD, WITH THEIR JNSQ COD PIECES AND LOBO HAIRCUTS!!!
WE'RE BASICALLY YOUR BOSSES. IF I WANT TENNMOUSE TO COMB HOMBRE'S HAIR, YOU'LL DO IT!!!
IF I WANT DEEK TO PUT MY SHINE RAG IN HIS MOUTH AND SHINE MY CROTCH, YOU'LL DO IT!!!
AND IF YOU DON'T DO IT...WELL..WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU IN THE RING!!!
IN THE END, YOU BOTH DON'T MATTER, WHAT MATTERS IS THIS...
[raises handcuffed suitcase carrying the precious Tag belt and chainmail cod piece]
[grabs shine rag and throws it onto the camera, screen goes black, audible sinister laugh is heard]