Wrestling Thread April 18-24 | 4/23 The 2011 WWE Draft This Monday Night on Raw

Originally Posted by CHICHAN

How is truth's finisher different from ziggler's?

truth heel = potential imo.

he was a GREAT heel in tna. his reverse racism gimmick was gold. but i dont think vince will let him run around calling everyone a honkey
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 start selling "you cant handle the truth" shirts and make him stop dancing
  
 
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Lombre Hobo....

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I may not have a title yet, but these two title shots should show you and everyone else in the NTWT Galaxy that unlike Hymen Man, unlike ShaunJobFTW, unlike Casekicks, and all those other bottom feeding jobbers, I am making a bigger impact in this industry than anyone else back in that locker room. Just one month since my debut and everyone is already going out of their way to put me out to try and ride my success wave to the top. I am THE fastest rising star in the NTWT and everyone sees this.

I don't need the respect of you and I damn sure don't care to have it. I'm already used to enemies. Everyone's gunning for my head and I don't even see anyone giving you any second glances. No one cares to make a name of off HombreLobo besides me, but the only reason I'm even acknowledging you is because I need to take gold right from your little billy & chuck butt buddy connection. If you didn't have the gold, no one would even know who you were other than being Vince's man +%!!#. Hell, half the people in this thread didn't even realize you guys were the tag champions. Are you kidding me? You mean to tell me that your reign as Tag Champs is as memorable as the ISS invasion!? I refuse to see NTWT gold associated with the jokes that you are. TheDeekHouse2 is coming to end your laughable reign and give those titles the injection of prestige that they've been in need of.

Once DeekHouse2 is done with you fools we can go get our singles gold and become the single most dominant team the NTWT has ever known!

Your time is almost up Hobo. Saturday is getting closer and closer so you've better start looking into splitting that Diva's title belt in half to share because soon your shemale of a partner is going to be the only one in your team holding gold.
 
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Lombre Hobo....

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I may not have a title yet, but these two title shots should show you and everyone else in the NTWT Galaxy that unlike Hymen Man, unlike ShaunJobFTW, unlike Casekicks, and all those other bottom feeding jobbers, I am making a bigger impact in this industry than anyone else back in that locker room. Just one month since my debut and everyone is already going out of their way to put me out to try and ride my success wave to the top. I am THE fastest rising star in the NTWT and everyone sees this.

I don't need the respect of you and I damn sure don't care to have it. I'm already used to enemies. Everyone's gunning for my head and I don't even see anyone giving you any second glances. No one cares to make a name of off HombreLobo besides me, but the only reason I'm even acknowledging you is because I need to take gold right from your little billy & chuck butt buddy connection. If you didn't have the gold, no one would even know who you were other than being Vince's man +%!!#. Hell, half the people in this thread didn't even realize you guys were the tag champions. Are you kidding me? You mean to tell me that your reign as Tag Champs is as memorable as the ISS invasion!? I refuse to see NTWT gold associated with the jokes that you are. TheDeekHouse2 is coming to end your laughable reign and give those titles the injection of prestige that they've been in need of.

Once DeekHouse2 is done with you fools we can go get our singles gold and become the single most dominant team the NTWT has ever known!

Your time is almost up Hobo. Saturday is getting closer and closer so you've better start looking into splitting that Diva's title belt in half to share because soon your shemale of a partner is going to be the only one in your team holding gold.
 
To the NTWT,

The Hyper Cutter is writing to say that there will be no apologies for being gone for so long. You see, the fact of the matter is, Hyper Cutter can do what Hyper Cutter wants, when Hyper Cutter wants to do it.

The Hyper Cutter no showed the greatest spectacle in forum entertainment, NTWT MANIA because Hyper Cutter was out getting shwasted like only Hyper Cutter can.

In the time meantime, there has been a flood, no a tsunami, of pisspoor talent streaming into the NTWT. I'm not one to judge, but, hell some of you chumps don't deserve to be in this thread. It takes a helluva lot more than google and a 4gif account to be a top guy in this business.

Some of you need to go home and be family men, spend more time taking care of your children and less time humming backstreet boys songs in the locker room.

You see, Hyper Cutter is the most influential superstar in the history of the NTWT.

The icon.

The showstopper.

The Hyper Cutter Kid, HCK.

But it's not just me that's fed up with the high concentration of losers in the NTWT...

It's time the chumps bow down.

Sincerely,
HCK

P.S. Now hit MY music.

Spoiler [+]
 
To the NTWT,

The Hyper Cutter is writing to say that there will be no apologies for being gone for so long. You see, the fact of the matter is, Hyper Cutter can do what Hyper Cutter wants, when Hyper Cutter wants to do it.

The Hyper Cutter no showed the greatest spectacle in forum entertainment, NTWT MANIA because Hyper Cutter was out getting shwasted like only Hyper Cutter can.

In the time meantime, there has been a flood, no a tsunami, of pisspoor talent streaming into the NTWT. I'm not one to judge, but, hell some of you chumps don't deserve to be in this thread. It takes a helluva lot more than google and a 4gif account to be a top guy in this business.

Some of you need to go home and be family men, spend more time taking care of your children and less time humming backstreet boys songs in the locker room.

You see, Hyper Cutter is the most influential superstar in the history of the NTWT.

The icon.

The showstopper.

The Hyper Cutter Kid, HCK.

But it's not just me that's fed up with the high concentration of losers in the NTWT...

It's time the chumps bow down.

Sincerely,
HCK

P.S. Now hit MY music.

Spoiler [+]
 
*breakskayfabe*

i still mark out for hyper cutter promos

I hope this means he's back

*enterskayfabe*
 
*breakskayfabe*

i still mark out for hyper cutter promos

I hope this means he's back

*enterskayfabe*
 
Impact Spoilers for Thursday
Spoiler [+]
Show for Thursday opens with an A.J. Styles interview.  He wanted Bully Ray in a cage match.  Ray came out on stage walked to the ring, but refused to get in the cage.  He tried to leave, but Christopher Daniels threw him in the cage and locked the door.  Styles had his way with Ray and hit him with a garbage can shot.  Gunner ran in and Daniels went after Gunner.  Styles put Ray on a table and climbed t the top of the cage.  This gave Ray a chance to run away.
Murphy & Rob Terry issued a tag team title challenge for a cage match
Beer Money b Murphy & Rob Terry

Hogan came out with a pipe and  talked about RVD turning his back on Hogan at the PPV.  He said RVD and Anderson both made the biggest mistakes of their lives.  RVD and Hogan started arguing.  Hogan actually said RVD thinks he's a star but when did he ever slam a 700 pound giant and that RVD isn't really a main evneter. Sting came out and said did he really say RVD wasn't a main eventer, and said, he's in the main event at Sacrifice.  Sting announced it would be Sting vs. RVD for the title at the Sacrifice PPV on 5/15.  Hogan said that you can't do that and Sting said he has a clause in his contract that the network gave him that allows him to pick who he defends the title agianst.  Hogan said he wanted to know who is advising the network.  Sting said he would find out soon enough.  Hogan said RVD wouldn't make it to Sacrifice because Abyss is taking him out later.

Eric Young was feeding the horse beans.

Rosita & Sarita b Madison Rayne & Tara when Rayne and Tara couldn't get along.  Tara just stood there and let Rayne get pinned

Jeff Jarrett came out with Karen and announced a coronation ceremony for Karen to be the new Queen of the Mountain.  They had the big throne like chair in the ring.  Jeff gives her the crown.  Kurt then threw horse crap all over Karen and gave Jeff an Olympic slam onto the chair.

Abyss b RVD when Hulk Hogan distracted RVD and Abyss used the black hole slam after Hogan gave Abyss the pipe.  Crimson then speared Abyss when Abyss and Hogan acted like they were going to finish RVD.

Matt Morgan asked for a title shot.  Scott Steiner came out and said he also wanted a title shot.  Morgan challenged Steiner to a match.  Steiner accepted and then they went to shake hands.  Steiner gave Morgan a low blow and a downward spiral and then laid him out with a camel clutch.
Sting b Matt Hardy.  Matt came out wearing Jeff's old Divas title belt that Hogan threw down a few weeks back.  Immortal came out to help Matt but Fortune ran them off.  Sting used the scorpion death drop.  After the match, Mr. Anderson came out and gave both Sting and Hardy mic checks.  No, Matt doesn't have a broken arm.
 
Impact Spoilers for Thursday
Spoiler [+]
Show for Thursday opens with an A.J. Styles interview.  He wanted Bully Ray in a cage match.  Ray came out on stage walked to the ring, but refused to get in the cage.  He tried to leave, but Christopher Daniels threw him in the cage and locked the door.  Styles had his way with Ray and hit him with a garbage can shot.  Gunner ran in and Daniels went after Gunner.  Styles put Ray on a table and climbed t the top of the cage.  This gave Ray a chance to run away.
Murphy & Rob Terry issued a tag team title challenge for a cage match
Beer Money b Murphy & Rob Terry

Hogan came out with a pipe and  talked about RVD turning his back on Hogan at the PPV.  He said RVD and Anderson both made the biggest mistakes of their lives.  RVD and Hogan started arguing.  Hogan actually said RVD thinks he's a star but when did he ever slam a 700 pound giant and that RVD isn't really a main evneter. Sting came out and said did he really say RVD wasn't a main eventer, and said, he's in the main event at Sacrifice.  Sting announced it would be Sting vs. RVD for the title at the Sacrifice PPV on 5/15.  Hogan said that you can't do that and Sting said he has a clause in his contract that the network gave him that allows him to pick who he defends the title agianst.  Hogan said he wanted to know who is advising the network.  Sting said he would find out soon enough.  Hogan said RVD wouldn't make it to Sacrifice because Abyss is taking him out later.

Eric Young was feeding the horse beans.

Rosita & Sarita b Madison Rayne & Tara when Rayne and Tara couldn't get along.  Tara just stood there and let Rayne get pinned

Jeff Jarrett came out with Karen and announced a coronation ceremony for Karen to be the new Queen of the Mountain.  They had the big throne like chair in the ring.  Jeff gives her the crown.  Kurt then threw horse crap all over Karen and gave Jeff an Olympic slam onto the chair.

Abyss b RVD when Hulk Hogan distracted RVD and Abyss used the black hole slam after Hogan gave Abyss the pipe.  Crimson then speared Abyss when Abyss and Hogan acted like they were going to finish RVD.

Matt Morgan asked for a title shot.  Scott Steiner came out and said he also wanted a title shot.  Morgan challenged Steiner to a match.  Steiner accepted and then they went to shake hands.  Steiner gave Morgan a low blow and a downward spiral and then laid him out with a camel clutch.
Sting b Matt Hardy.  Matt came out wearing Jeff's old Divas title belt that Hogan threw down a few weeks back.  Immortal came out to help Matt but Fortune ran them off.  Sting used the scorpion death drop.  After the match, Mr. Anderson came out and gave both Sting and Hardy mic checks.  No, Matt doesn't have a broken arm.
 
[camera close up on a brilliant smile]
HA!
[pans back and reveals JNSQ in an expensive suit]
DEEKHOUSE TAKING SHOTS AT ME?!?! TAKING SHOTS AT THE TAG TEAM KINGS?!?!
WHO DO YOU THINK IS PAYING FOR ALL THIS?!?! WITHOUT US, THERE WOULDN'T BE NTWT!!!
WITHOUT MY MERCH SALES, THERE WOULDN'T BE RAFTERS FOR HALF-THOUGHT GIMMICKS TO HANG OUT ON!!!
YOU SEE THE KIDS IN THE CROWD, WITH THEIR JNSQ COD PIECES AND LOBO HAIRCUTS!!!
WE'RE BASICALLY YOUR BOSSES. IF I WANT TENNMOUSE TO COMB HOMBRE'S HAIR, YOU'LL DO IT!!!
IF I WANT DEEK TO PUT MY SHINE RAG IN HIS MOUTH AND SHINE MY CROTCH, YOU'LL DO IT!!!
AND IF YOU DON'T DO IT...WELL..WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU IN THE RING!!!
IN THE END, YOU BOTH DON'T MATTER, WHAT MATTERS IS THIS...
[raises handcuffed suitcase carrying the precious Tag belt and chainmail cod piece]
[grabs shine rag and throws it onto the camera, screen goes black, audible sinister laugh is heard]
 
[camera close up on a brilliant smile]
HA!
[pans back and reveals JNSQ in an expensive suit]
DEEKHOUSE TAKING SHOTS AT ME?!?! TAKING SHOTS AT THE TAG TEAM KINGS?!?!
WHO DO YOU THINK IS PAYING FOR ALL THIS?!?! WITHOUT US, THERE WOULDN'T BE NTWT!!!
WITHOUT MY MERCH SALES, THERE WOULDN'T BE RAFTERS FOR HALF-THOUGHT GIMMICKS TO HANG OUT ON!!!
YOU SEE THE KIDS IN THE CROWD, WITH THEIR JNSQ COD PIECES AND LOBO HAIRCUTS!!!
WE'RE BASICALLY YOUR BOSSES. IF I WANT TENNMOUSE TO COMB HOMBRE'S HAIR, YOU'LL DO IT!!!
IF I WANT DEEK TO PUT MY SHINE RAG IN HIS MOUTH AND SHINE MY CROTCH, YOU'LL DO IT!!!
AND IF YOU DON'T DO IT...WELL..WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU IN THE RING!!!
IN THE END, YOU BOTH DON'T MATTER, WHAT MATTERS IS THIS...
[raises handcuffed suitcase carrying the precious Tag belt and chainmail cod piece]
[grabs shine rag and throws it onto the camera, screen goes black, audible sinister laugh is heard]
 
Will you all just SHUT THE HELL UP!  For weeks and weeks before my debut, I've been seeing all you psychophants ramble on and on about how 4wrestling is the man, how it is he that creates ratings in this thread, pandering to his every needs......well I'm here to call all of you out, especially 4wrestling!

Just because you used to run a wre....entertainment site in the past, that makes you a main eventer?  That makes you the star of NTWT?  Well, there's a changing of the guard coming soon......For it is I Señor Seis Dos Seis (formerly spena626 in AAA) that is going straight to the "heart" of NTWT.....4wrestling.  I don't care if you haven't heard of me.  I need no flashy intro, no pyro, no avatar, no gifs........just know that I am here to take my rightful place at the top of NTWT!  Te vere pronto........
 
Will you all just SHUT THE HELL UP!  For weeks and weeks before my debut, I've been seeing all you psychophants ramble on and on about how 4wrestling is the man, how it is he that creates ratings in this thread, pandering to his every needs......well I'm here to call all of you out, especially 4wrestling!

Just because you used to run a wre....entertainment site in the past, that makes you a main eventer?  That makes you the star of NTWT?  Well, there's a changing of the guard coming soon......For it is I Señor Seis Dos Seis (formerly spena626 in AAA) that is going straight to the "heart" of NTWT.....4wrestling.  I don't care if you haven't heard of me.  I need no flashy intro, no pyro, no avatar, no gifs........just know that I am here to take my rightful place at the top of NTWT!  Te vere pronto........
 
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