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AS A WORD OF ADVICE.
DON'T EVER GO ROUGE IN THE DARKZONE WITH bigj505 ON YOUR TEAM. MY MAN BIGJ LEFT ME LEAKING IN THESE STREETS WATCHING HIS BACK AS HE RAN AWAY IN FEAR.
We get into the darkzone and memph is like this:
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Talking about "lets kill everyone" while im trying to get these here colorful weapon drops and be peaceful.
So after enough requests, I start murking dudes for memph but hes just dancing around and not murking nobody like this:
Then they caught him, and for his weakness, I was like:
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If you cant read lips
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you cant just be dying all willy nilly... i picked you up, healed you and you got ethered again. i ran out of ammo in 3 weapons trying to keep the goons off of you.
BRUH.
WE BOTH KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THERE.
THOSE DUDES CALLED IN THAT EVAC AT THE DROPZONE AND WE BOTH WERE CHILLIN THERE. I TOLD YOU:
ME: "I THINK THESE GUYS HAVE SOME REALLY GOOD STUFF ON THEM, CUZ THEY ARE TOO HAPPY TO TRY AND EVAC THOSE ITEMS. LET'S CLAP THEM UP. THEY ONLY LEVEL 20 AND WE BOTH LEVEL 24. EASY COME UP."
BIGJ: *SCARED VOICE* "I DON'T KNOW MAN, I'M JUST CONTENT WITH THE LITTLE BIT OF CRAP I GOT. I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE TROUBLE. I'M NOT BUILT LIKE THAT."
ME: "C'MON MAN STOP BEING A FEMALE DOG AND LET'S DO THIS."
SHOTS FIRED..
ME: "BIGJ, WHERE YOU AT? I'M FIGHTING ONE ON THREE HERE. THEY BOUT TO DOWN ME!"
BIGJ: SILENCE
ME: "AIGHT GIVE ME THAT REVIVE!"
BIGJ: "AIGHT I GOT YOU UP MAN."
ME: "AIGHT COOL, NOW WE TAKE COVER AROUND THIS CORNER AND GET READY CUZ THEY BOUT TO COME AROUND THIS CORNER ANY SECOND."
ME: "BIGJ, WHERE YOU AT MAN! THEY JUST CAME AROUND THE CORNER AND CLAPPED ME UP, I THOUGHT YOU HAD MY BACK.!"
BIGJ: *RUNNING AWAY* "I'M SORRY MAN, I HAD NO AMMO LEFT. I'M SO SORRY MAN. I GOT TO GO EAT WITH MY FAMILY."
IN MY DEATH SCREEN I SEE HIM RUNNING AWAY WHILE RELOADING HIS GUN.
NO AMMO HUH? . WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT TIME IN THAT DARK ZONE. IT'S NOT SAFE FOR YOU ANYMORE.