Yo Momma Jokes Vol. 30,000

[seventh letter]

Yo mommas so nasty she did the splits and stained the carpet

Yo mommas like a hockey player, she changes her pads every three periods

Yo mommas so ugly she has to get the t.v drunk to turn it on

 

[tarvald drama chase]

not funny...L

 

[kicktionair]

Had you


OUCH!

 

[hugo]

your mom is so dumb she asked whats the number for 911

 

[mycoldyourdone]

your mom is so old she saw passion of the christ live.

your mom is so fat i need to buy round trip airfare to put on her belt.

your mom is a piano.

 

[face82]

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

 

[seventh letter]

Originally Posted by Tarvald Drama Chase

not funny...L

Why don't you go get some buns or something, every thread I've seen you in you're salty

 

[nothinafter]

yo mama so dumb, she fell

 

[drock2010]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

your mom is a piano.

this made me chuckle

 

[lil rell]

yo momma's so fat the horse on her ralph lauren polo shirt is real
yo momma's voice is so annoying that deaf people stay away from her
yo momma got hit by a parked car
yo momma thinks soulja boy is a lyricist
yo momma matches michael vick jersies with olympic 7's

 

[youngmoney]

your momma so old her social security number is 1

your momma teeth so yellow when she smiled cars started to slow down

your momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

your momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

 

[brooklynnyc3000]

Yo moma so fat, she blocks radio frequency.

 

[1nyceballa]

Yo momma so stupid she sat on the TVand watched the couch...

 

[jp310]

the only one i know is your mama so fat she went in an elevator, pushed up and went down.

I know it sucks

 

[rawex5]

Your mama so skinny for Halloween she wrapped herself in foil and went as left over bread sticks.

 

[highrep87]

wow

 

[im a helion]

Yo mama so damn nasty, we were at a rodeo when somebody yelled "HOEDOWN." How bout yo mama ducked.

Top that.

 

[xxhonchoxx]

Originally Posted by 1NyceBalla

Yo momma so stupid she sat on the TVand watched the couch...

 

[stringer bell 32]

 

[eghckk]

yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

 

[seventh letter]

Yo mommas like a mosquito, she'll keep sucking until you smack her off

 

[xxhonchoxx]

Originally Posted by seventh letter

Yo mommas like a mosquito, she'll keep sucking until you smack her off

I lol'd.

 

[iluvjordanxi]

yo momma so fat that she's overweight.

 

[jeenewed]

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

Your mama so skinny for Halloween she wrapped herself in foil and went as left over bread sticks.

That's the most stupidly funny thing I've read in a while

I love it when your momma wears a blue shirt *points at sky*

 

[physicx]

yo mommas so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes