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Yo Momma Jokes Vol. 30,000
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by seventh letter,
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yo momma has a peanut butter mustache with jelly sideburns
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These yo mamma jokes are getting old.
Yo mamma's getting old.
Yo mamma's getting old.
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[riley] yo momma so black when she got out the car the oil light came on. [/riley]
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haha. at work a couple weeks ago. my boy kept going on and on about yo mama jokes
your momma so fat that where ever she walks, objects orbit around her.
thats the only one i remember
your momma so fat that where ever she walks, objects orbit around her.
thats the only one i remember
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your mom is so dumb shes a parked car?
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yo momma so fat her belt size is the equator.
yo momma so fat she bleeds chocolate milk
yo momma so fat she plays hop scotch with the states (example:california, nevada, utah ETC.)
yo momma so fat she bleeds chocolate milk
yo momma so fat she plays hop scotch with the states (example:california, nevada, utah ETC.)
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Yo mamma is...
A MAN!!!!
A MAN!!!!
sick ik 23
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What the hell? That's just disturbing.Originally Posted by phaze1123
Yo mamma is...
A MAN!!!!
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Originally Posted by phaze1123
Yo mamma is...
A MAN!!!!
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Your momma is so old when you sqeeze her breast powder milk comes out
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Your mammas so ugly this is the last guy that saw her naked!
....he hasn't been the same since!
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i just tripped... social security started during FDR's new deal in the late 30's/early 40's.
if my momma was the first baby born after social security was started that would make my mom roughly 70 years old
but then again they probably started handing out ss #'s to old people or something first
oh and um...
your mom's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn
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your momma so stupid she climbed over a chain link fence to see what was on the other side. (also interchangeable with glass wall)
your momma so poor when i came over to your house and stepped on a lit cigarette she yelled "who turned off the heat."
your momma so poor when i went to her house and rang the doorbell, i heard the toilet flush.
your momma so poor when i went over to her house for dinner, i walked into the kitchen and seen her and four cockroaches singing "we are family."
your momma so poor when i came over to your house and stepped on a lit cigarette she yelled "who turned off the heat."
your momma so poor when i went to her house and rang the doorbell, i heard the toilet flush.
your momma so poor when i went over to her house for dinner, i walked into the kitchen and seen her and four cockroaches singing "we are family."
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IDK but i found that funny when i read that.
LoL some of these jokes bring back memories of elementry school.
when we used to eat lunch ans just bust jokes and crack on each other moms.
yo momma so fat she trip on 1st ave and landed 4th st
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yo momma so fat at school she sat next to everybody
yo momma so fat she play hopscotch like this...la..chicago..new york..detroit
yo momma so stupid i told her it was chilly outsite she went and got a spoon
yo momma so fat she play hopscotch like this...la..chicago..new york..detroit
yo momma so stupid i told her it was chilly outsite she went and got a spoon
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yo momma so poor i walked in the house, stepped on a lit cigarette and she said "who turned off the heat?!?"
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my two favorites
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Your moms so pretty, she though she was be-youn-say.
Your moms so suave she thought she was powder fresh.
Your moms so stupid she thought a dictionary was about &*@#$.
Your moms so rough she takes a shower with a brillo pad.
Your moms so dirty the toilet rejected her &@#%.
^Made those up, but i tried. lol
Your moms so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund(word to bay bays kids)
Your moms so fat after sex she have to roll over twice.
Your moms so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Your moms so fat she jumped in a pool and it became empty.
Your moms so suave she thought she was powder fresh.
Your moms so stupid she thought a dictionary was about &*@#$.
Your moms so rough she takes a shower with a brillo pad.
Your moms so dirty the toilet rejected her &@#%.
^Made those up, but i tried. lol
Your moms so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund(word to bay bays kids)
Your moms so fat after sex she have to roll over twice.
Your moms so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Your moms so fat she jumped in a pool and it became empty.
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yo mamma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "one at a time please."
yo mamma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "too be continued..."
yo mamma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "too be continued..."
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YO MOMMA ARMY STRONG, SHE GOT STRENGTH FOR NOW STRENGTH FOR LATER.
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Yup only ones that made me lol
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your momma is so fat when she wears heels she strikes oil
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yo mommas so bald.. I can see what she's thinking
yo mommas so stupid.......she took a ruler to bed to see how long she would sleep
your moms a linebacker
