Yo Momma Jokes Vol. 30,000

[eight2one]

i actually found some these funny

 

[jassoone]

yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air, she got stuck

 

[marcondatrack]

www.seeyouinmynightmares.com

 

[qualmes]

Yo mama got a set of wooden teeth and when she takes um out she gets splinters in her lips

Yo mama got the harry potter owl tatted on her back and when she flexes it flys away

 

[springfieldxd]

your mama's so dumb, she got fired off a +#!@**#!...

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by Club29

Your mommas so fat, niketalkers think shes thick

 

[stillmatic]

your moms is like the twin towers.....quick to go down.

 

[chico dusty]

Ya momma wears parachute pants on roller coasters

Ya momma head so big she tripped over a rock & bumped her head on Saturn

 

[face82]

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

Originally Posted by Club29

Your mommas so fat, niketalkers think shes thick

 

[heartofthacity]

YO MADDA IS SO FAT
THAT WHEN SHE JUMP FOR JOY----SHE GET STUCK

 

[agthekid]

Originally Posted by seventh letter

Originally Posted by Tarvald Drama Chase

not funny...L

Why don't you go get some buns or something, every thread I've seen you in you're salty

I thought I was the only one that noticed that.

 

[whph10]

Yo momma so black she got marked absent when she showed up for night school..

, seen that on Robot Chicken one time.

 

[shoeking2101]

Wen Yo Mom Breathe, She Sound Like A Carborator

Yo momma gotta get rubbed down before she go to bed

Yo momma gotta hold her weave together with scotch tape

Yo momma pour hennessy in her cereal

Yo momma can bench press 385

Yo momma got a tat on her butt with two boxing gloves sayin "Beat It Up"

 

[seventh letter]

Originally Posted by shoeking2101

[size=+3]Yo momma got a tat on her butt with two boxing gloves sayin "Beat It Up"[/size]

This one got me dying... iono why

 

[derrock]

wow

 

[chico dusty]

Originally Posted by seventh letter

Originally Posted by shoeking2101

[size=+3]Yo momma got a tat on her butt with two boxing gloves sayin "Beat It Up"[/size]

This one got me dying... iono why

 

[ericescobar]

Originally Posted by lil rell

yo momma's so fat the horse on her ralph lauren polo shirt is real
yo momma's voice is so annoying that deaf people stay away from her
yo momma got hit by a parked car
yo momma thinks soulja boy is a lyricist
yo momma matches michael vick jersies with olympic 7's

progressively cornier...i like it

 

[mateen cleaves]

Originally Posted by seventh letter

Originally Posted by Tarvald Drama Chase

not funny...L

Why don't you go get some buns or something, every thread I've seen you in you're salty

 

[n1k3b4ller]

yo momma so poor, i walked into her house with a cigar and she said: clap yo hands, stomp yo feet, thank the lord we got heat!

 

[1boredzombie]

Yo momma so dumb she studied for a blood test.