You go to a cookout and see this....vol. petty

 
That heinz steak sauce. If u got steak and no A1 don't invite me over
If I need steak sauce on my steak, don't invite me over.
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If you're grilling hot dogs and you put ketchup anywhere near the ************* the Chicago will come out of me and there might be a police presence required.  
 
everytime I go to South Carolina my gma cons me into going to Piggly Wiggly buying those off brand sodas

"mellow yellow"
 
Greens cooked in that big pot with a huge turkey leg in there is just as good. Don't sleep.
 
Already a thread on this when those black comedians go to a white family's house for dinner :lol

I will never forget.

When I asked (politely) a white family if they by chance had hot sauce and her mom said 'of course!' and brought me picante salsa :x :{

I just said 'I really appreciate it' and applied the salsa to whatever it was I was eating (that wasn't appropriate for salsa) with legit tears in my eyes.
 
I'll stay out of Chicago then. I'll put ketchup like the rest of the civilized world.

I think with the ketchup thing, it is like, it doesn't look like you put effort into doing something different.
 
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If I'm at an asian BBQ and they ain't got the galbi (Korean short ribs) on deck, you can miss me with all that  
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I'll stay out of Chicago then. I'll put ketchup like the rest of the civilized world.

I think with the ketchup thing, it is like, it doesn't look like you put effort into doing something different.

Sometimes simple is good. Spicy mustard and ketchup is good enough for me. I just find it weird that out of all the stuff people use as toppings (relish, sauerkraut, onion sauce, onions) that some think ketchup is a big no no. Never heard of that foolishness until a few years back.
 
Most ratchet thing I've ever seen with my two eyes happened at a cookout about 5 years or so back.

Me and the lady wen to the neighbor's house for a get together. Probably about 30-40 people there. It was a good sized cookout.

He's grillin' dogs, wings, burgers, etc....food came out real good. He said he wasn't ready to turn off the grill because waiting on his cousin and 2 of her friends to show up and he wanted them to have some hot food when they arrived. It was a nice thing to do.

His cousin and her two friends show up. They had a safeway bag in hand. In the bag were 3 crabs.

Three.

Those dummies had the audacity to stop off at the store, get some safeway-quality ( :x ) crabs and chow down. Who goes to a cookout and brings food only for themselves? :lol

Well, here's the ratchet part....they used the crab shells as ash trays for their newports.

At that point, we went home.
 
Some of those off brand sodas have the best names

Pepper Man
Coke a Cooler
 
Well, here's the ratchet part....they used the crab shells as ash trays for their newports.

At that point, we went home.
:lol that is golden.

Reminds me of a small family cookout we had years ago, one aunt brings like 2 chickens for us to grill for her - not for anyone else to have but for her to take back to her apt. I mean damn we don't mind doing the favor, but that is ALL she brought, meanwhile chowing down on everything else there. Needless to say we haven't see her too often since then
 
:lol that is golden.

Reminds me of a small family cookout we had years ago, one aunt brings like 2 chickens for us to grill for her - not for anyone else to have but for her to take back to her apt. I mean damn we don't mind doing the favor, but that is ALL she brought, meanwhile chowing down on everything else there. Needless to say we haven't see her too often since then

Have mercy :eek

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Well, here's the ratchet part....they used the crab shells as ash trays for their newports.

At that point, we went home.
:lol that is golden.

Reminds me of a small family cookout we had years ago, one aunt brings like 2 chickens for us to grill for her - not for anyone else to have but for her to take back to her apt. I mean damn we don't mind doing the favor, but that is ALL she brought, meanwhile chowing down on everything else there. Needless to say we haven't see her too often since then

Bruh!!! Lmaoooo!!!!!!
 
If i reach into the cooler and pull out dat jugo de manzana and no beer\real soda, ya moms getting plowed.

Oh, and if the host is going around collecting money from the guests after inviting us over, expect getting [emoji]128299[/emoji] at work.

Idgaf i have to ask, what kind of people asks for money after inviting you to a cookout?
 
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