You go to a cookout and see this....vol. petty

Well I have my first black cookout tomorrow so I'm going to be looking out for all of the aforementioned. I'm in charge of baking the key lime pies.
 
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Well I have my first black cookout tomorrow so I'm going to be looking out for all of the aforementioned.

I'm in charge of baking the key lime pies.

These statements dont go together.

You better bring a pineapple upside down cake or a 7Up cake or you're getting laughed out of there.
 
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It's for my girls mom. I made her a key lime pie in exchange for a sweet potato pie once and she really liked it. So it's her birthday and that's what she wants.

Edit: WTF is a pineapple upside and 7up cake? **** sounds disgusting :lol
 
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If I'm at an asian BBQ and they ain't got the galbi (Korean short ribs) on deck, you can miss me with all that  
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Never been to an Asian bbq. I need to meet some Asians.
 
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I've never been to an outdoor Asian BBQ. We are talking about table BBQ here with the ribs and bulgogi right? Or this on a grill? 8o
 
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Or just go to a Koren bbq place. My Korean friends never throw bbq's so I'm missing out. My Filipino friends and fam will have short ribs and pork belly though.
 
Or just go to a Koren bbq place. My Korean friends never throw bbq's so I'm missing out. My Filipino friends and fam will have short ribs and pork belly though.
Trust me, I'm in the mecca of kbbq in the world (LA, ktown) but there's something different about short ribs on the grill in an outdoor bbq setting. Just tastes better  
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I will never forget.

When I asked (politely) a white family if they by chance had hot sauce and her mom said 'of course!' and brought me picante salsa :x :{

I just said 'I really appreciate it' and applied the salsa to whatever it was I was eating (that wasn't appropriate for salsa) with legit tears in my eyes.
My grandma on my pops side stay in a Jewish neighborhood. I used to go stay with her for the summer and ended up balling with this Jewish kid named zev and his friends on a daily. So one day his mom's ask me did I wanna go to the movies and I'm like cool whatever. She takes me (black dude, baggy jorts, Steven Francis jersey and forces) and 5 Jewish kids to the movies, but I'm feeling the love, they treating me like I'm a regular. We get back to his crib I'm about to leave she's like wait, I was gonna make chicken tenders and milkshakes. I say cool and when she served them joints I asked for bbq and she said they didn't have any and my dumb *** went out on a limb and asked for hot sauce.... I don't even remember what she brought out but it was the whitest most generic disgusting hot sauce. Every bite was struggle as I'm fake smiling saying thank u. It felt like she watched me eat every bite too. S/O to the homie tho he was a cool *** dude man, while family was just nice as hell. I gotta find dude somehow.
 
Pineapple upside down cake the truth though.

My dad's side of the fam country af so that might be it :lol
 
Hahaha how you gona feel as the white dude poppin up to a black BBQ wit a cake that YOU baked

Bro just make it for her to keep at home. Take a case of beer or somethin anything but a cake hahahahahaha
 
How about this - we had a family bbq when I was much younger and in the middle of it, one of my aunts had to leave so she packed herself a togo plate, she packed herself some UNCOOKED blue tray costco steak... :lol
 
How about this - we had a family bbq when I was much younger and in the middle of it, one of my aunts had to leave so she packed herself a togo plate, she packed herself some UNCOOKED blue tray costco steak... :lol

:{ she sounds like the aunty that brings her own ziplocks to parties.
 
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she sounds like the aunty that brings her own ziplocks to parties.
My wife has an aunt who does this at EVERY family get together. 

They pack up plates of food and the moment they arrive and then proceed to eat like it's no big deal.

So annoying.
 
My uncle tried to charge me up one time cuz he was tired of his kids tellin him how good my grillin is compared to his. He been at it every since tryna get on my level....he shoukd quit :lol
 
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