You Know Your Drunk When.........

[athievingenius]

- bright lights seem to weigh me down
- drop obscure and random facts on people like im kickin real knowledge
- can only communicate w self
-dance
- kiss girls on the forehead as a goodbye
-repeat short sentences multiple times
- * edit. meaningful heart to hearts w strangers lol

 

[mob 650]

Originally Posted by keepitgully

when you wake up with a half eaten jumbo jack in your hand cuz you passed out mid-way into it and buttermilk at your bedside table.

 

[mob 650]

Originally Posted by keepitgully

when you wake up with a half eaten jumbo jack in your hand cuz you passed out mid-way into it and buttermilk at your bedside table.

 

[juicy j 32]

I'll cosign when the music is never turned up loud enough.

Another one is when you wake up and look through your wallet and see you have no money and or debit card.

 

[juicy j 32]

I'll cosign when the music is never turned up loud enough.

Another one is when you wake up and look through your wallet and see you have no money and or debit card.

 

[manny1]

these are just some that i remember


the urinal is now the toilet and you sit down to take a dump. seen this done before

the floor to the stair case at the club is your bed and your pounding a chick doggie style. seen this before

you go in to work the next morning still drunk and you fall asleep for about 2hrs in the restroom
you go out to eat after the club just to sit there too drunk to eat and you dont even touch your food
you go out to eat and as soon as you take the first bite you throw it back up on to your plate
you call up a old flame asking if you can go by and its 5 in the morning
you try to drink a shot of tequila and you throw it back up into the shot glass

 

[manny1]

these are just some that i remember


the urinal is now the toilet and you sit down to take a dump. seen this done before

the floor to the stair case at the club is your bed and your pounding a chick doggie style. seen this before

you go in to work the next morning still drunk and you fall asleep for about 2hrs in the restroom
you go out to eat after the club just to sit there too drunk to eat and you dont even touch your food
you go out to eat and as soon as you take the first bite you throw it back up on to your plate
you call up a old flame asking if you can go by and its 5 in the morning
you try to drink a shot of tequila and you throw it back up into the shot glass

 

[yankeesking92]

Calling a girl that you had something with that didn't workout for whatever reason and telling her how you want to marry her,
she's the only girl for you and how perfect she is.
How you want her to have your kids and start a wonderful family.

 

[yankeesking92]

Calling a girl that you had something with that didn't workout for whatever reason and telling her how you want to marry her,
she's the only girl for you and how perfect she is.
How you want her to have your kids and start a wonderful family.

 

[derventa]

Originally Posted by yankeesking92

Calling a girl that you had something with that didn't workout for whatever reason and telling her how you want to marry her,
she's the only girl for you and how perfect she is.
How you want her to have your kids and start a wonderful family.

THISS!!!!
I hit up this jumpoff while I was as drunk as I'll ever be. She moved away to Puerto Rico from the city tho, and I hit her up and basically confessed my love for her, and she completely bought it, talked about marriage and %+*%, and how I can't wait to visit her on vacations. So the next day I realized what I did and NEVER hit her up again. She still texts me from time to time but I an not inclined to answer. 

 

[derventa]

Originally Posted by yankeesking92

Calling a girl that you had something with that didn't workout for whatever reason and telling her how you want to marry her,
she's the only girl for you and how perfect she is.
How you want her to have your kids and start a wonderful family.

THISS!!!!
I hit up this jumpoff while I was as drunk as I'll ever be. She moved away to Puerto Rico from the city tho, and I hit her up and basically confessed my love for her, and she completely bought it, talked about marriage and %+*%, and how I can't wait to visit her on vacations. So the next day I realized what I did and NEVER hit her up again. She still texts me from time to time but I an not inclined to answer. 

 

[capricorn1229]

Originally Posted by bwood056

-when you smash for hours and cant get one off
-dont remember smashing in the morning
-i get this crazy look on my face like a pyshco (too drunk at that point)
-dont remember running into fences to bust out the other side
-driving and you feel like your going 5 mph and really about 40 mph..
-pissing every 30 min
-start hitting on anything that walks by, and if they dont dig it, chew on em
-easy to be irratated to fight.

the hell?

 

[capricorn1229]

Originally Posted by bwood056

-when you smash for hours and cant get one off
-dont remember smashing in the morning
-i get this crazy look on my face like a pyshco (too drunk at that point)
-dont remember running into fences to bust out the other side
-driving and you feel like your going 5 mph and really about 40 mph..
-pissing every 30 min
-start hitting on anything that walks by, and if they dont dig it, chew on em
-easy to be irratated to fight.

the hell?

 

[retro23j]

Originally Posted by jdiggs

When your mouthpiece is on point cuz you dont care what you say

But also when you catch yourself talking to the bathroom mirror.. all bad

  

 

[retro23j]

Originally Posted by jdiggs

When your mouthpiece is on point cuz you dont care what you say

But also when you catch yourself talking to the bathroom mirror.. all bad

  

 

[mplsdunk]

when you wake up with a bag of bread and lunch meat on your bed

 

[mplsdunk]

when you wake up with a bag of bread and lunch meat on your bed

 

[popcornplaya]

When you start dancing.

 

[popcornplaya]

When you start dancing.

 

[youngcurse]

when your freestyling for like 10-15mins straight to yourself.

 

[youngcurse]

when your freestyling for like 10-15mins straight to yourself.

 

[ajchick23]

You make little notes in your phone documenting the time and date with what is going on so you remember the next day.


.....Or do I just do that?

 

[ajchick23]

You make little notes in your phone documenting the time and date with what is going on so you remember the next day.


.....Or do I just do that?

 

[mplsdunk]

Originally Posted by AJChick23

You make little notes in your phone documenting the time and date with what is going on so you remember the next day.


.....Or do I just do that?

thats mad nerdy.

luckily i rarely touch my phone when i'm drunk.  none of that drunk dialing mess.

 

[mplsdunk]

Originally Posted by AJChick23

You make little notes in your phone documenting the time and date with what is going on so you remember the next day.


.....Or do I just do that?

thats mad nerdy.

luckily i rarely touch my phone when i'm drunk.  none of that drunk dialing mess.