You Know Your Drunk When.........

[flyguy3]

When you start beating everyone at beer pong.

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by jaysfiend23

When u misplace/lose ur phone wallet keys. Fall asleep smoking a cig outside in the blistering cold w no jacket on. Fall asleep on the bathroom floor/ bathtub. When ur pants constantly fall down or ur zipper is always down. Oh and also when u meet up w the chick u hooked up w last night cuz u thought it was good and she was a dime.....smh no bueno lol

thats me, i remember one time my homeboy was like "man y everytime u get drunk u start saggin? @#+$! pull yo pants up. u get gay when u drunk"

  

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by jaysfiend23

When u misplace/lose ur phone wallet keys. Fall asleep smoking a cig outside in the blistering cold w no jacket on. Fall asleep on the bathroom floor/ bathtub. When ur pants constantly fall down or ur zipper is always down. Oh and also when u meet up w the chick u hooked up w last night cuz u thought it was good and she was a dime.....smh no bueno lol

thats me, i remember one time my homeboy was like "man y everytime u get drunk u start saggin? @#+$! pull yo pants up. u get gay when u drunk"

  

 

[bwood056]

-when you smash for hours and cant get one off
-dont remember smashing in the morning
-i get this crazy look on my face like a pyshco (too drunk at that point)
-dont remember running into fences to bust out the other side
-driving and you feel like your going 5 mph and really about 40 mph..
-pissing every 30 min
-start hitting on anything that walks by, and if they dont dig it, chew on em
-easy to be irratated to fight.

 

[bwood056]

-when you smash for hours and cant get one off
-dont remember smashing in the morning
-i get this crazy look on my face like a pyshco (too drunk at that point)
-dont remember running into fences to bust out the other side
-driving and you feel like your going 5 mph and really about 40 mph..
-pissing every 30 min
-start hitting on anything that walks by, and if they dont dig it, chew on em
-easy to be irratated to fight.

 

[lemonade41]

You can't even remember if you even went out the next day.

 

[lemonade41]

You can't even remember if you even went out the next day.

 

[coolgraymemo]

Originally Posted by eutum

Problem ociffer?

 

[coolgraymemo]

Originally Posted by eutum

Problem ociffer?

 

[kingofny04]

Originally Posted by 940sicc3

Originally Posted by eutum

Problem ociffer?

This always pops up in my mind when I get pulled over.

 

[kingofny04]

Originally Posted by 940sicc3

Originally Posted by eutum

Problem ociffer?

This always pops up in my mind when I get pulled over.

 

[coolgraymemo]

- you start arguing with other people about who is drunker
- you think you can run faster than anyone else there
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[coolgraymemo]

- you start arguing with other people about who is drunker
- you think you can run faster than anyone else there
-

 

[Mound Raised]

when u become invinstable

 

[Mound Raised]

when u become invinstable

 

[demps]

I pee in my pants.

 

[demps]

I pee in my pants.

 

[jhn2007]

When you use words that aren't in your daily vocabulary like copasetic(sp) in your best Pinky voice.

 

[jhn2007]

When you use words that aren't in your daily vocabulary like copasetic(sp) in your best Pinky voice.

 

[shoryuken]

You walk straight through a mesh screen door, realize what you did, and keep it moving like it's nothing 

 

[shoryuken]

You walk straight through a mesh screen door, realize what you did, and keep it moving like it's nothing 

 

[boys noize]

Just last night

- Go with friends to get Mexican food and don't recall going at all in the morning
- Someone suggests a game of hide n seek, I end up passed out in my buddy's bed hugged up on my other friend's gf

- Don't even remember hide n seek being played at all
- EVERY SONG SOUNDS AMAZING
- Try to convince friends I'm okay to drive, keys get taken from me and I'm tucked into a vacant bed, proceed to pass out immediately
- Wake up in the middle of the night, can't find my pants, socks, or shoes, and I have no idea where I am. Wander around room in the dark only to wake up friends. Go back to sleep still without any idea where the missing articles of clothing are.

College

 

[boys noize]

Just last night

- Go with friends to get Mexican food and don't recall going at all in the morning
- Someone suggests a game of hide n seek, I end up passed out in my buddy's bed hugged up on my other friend's gf

- Don't even remember hide n seek being played at all
- EVERY SONG SOUNDS AMAZING
- Try to convince friends I'm okay to drive, keys get taken from me and I'm tucked into a vacant bed, proceed to pass out immediately
- Wake up in the middle of the night, can't find my pants, socks, or shoes, and I have no idea where I am. Wander around room in the dark only to wake up friends. Go back to sleep still without any idea where the missing articles of clothing are.

College

 

[budweiser]

One eyed texting.

 

[budweiser]

One eyed texting.