You Know Your Drunk When.........

[35kd]

Originally Posted by stand4something

When that 5 when you walk in the club, turns into a 10 at the end of the night..

happened to me last night. fffffuuuuu

 

[35kd]

Originally Posted by stand4something

When that 5 when you walk in the club, turns into a 10 at the end of the night..

happened to me last night. fffffuuuuu

 

[dmoney82]

Originally Posted by Budweiser

One eyed texting.

 [color= rgb(0, 102, 255)] I do this so much[/color]

 

[dmoney82]

Originally Posted by Budweiser

One eyed texting.

 [color= rgb(0, 102, 255)] I do this so much[/color]

 

[dmoney82]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]When it takes an hour to rub one out[/color]

 

[dmoney82]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]When it takes an hour to rub one out[/color]

 

[streetpharmacist]

when everyone's your best friend

 

[streetpharmacist]

when everyone's your best friend

 

[biggdizzle23]

when you think the cab-fare is the time.

 

[biggdizzle23]

when you think the cab-fare is the time.

 

[bennypowers]

Originally Posted by DMoney82

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]When it takes an hour to rub one out[/color]

True story

 

[bennypowers]

Originally Posted by DMoney82

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]When it takes an hour to rub one out[/color]

True story

 

[checks mcgee]

You ask everyone in your sight in they are going to Hardee's aka the place to be for drunk breakfast food
You find yourself putting your knuckles on the bathroom floor so youre fingers dont get dirty

You ice grill strange people
You send a mass text to every single girl in your phonebook who is at least semi-cute

 

[checks mcgee]

You ask everyone in your sight in they are going to Hardee's aka the place to be for drunk breakfast food
You find yourself putting your knuckles on the bathroom floor so youre fingers dont get dirty

You ice grill strange people
You send a mass text to every single girl in your phonebook who is at least semi-cute

 

[stickyfingaz20]

when youre ciggarettes taste good.
when youre suddenly the most swagged out motha* in the world.
when that 6 foot 200 pound ufc fighting looking dude is suddenly someone you can handle.
when you do not taste your strong alcohalic beverage.
when you get that gorgeous girl you cant fit your arms around. lol

 

[stickyfingaz20]

when youre ciggarettes taste good.
when youre suddenly the most swagged out motha* in the world.
when that 6 foot 200 pound ufc fighting looking dude is suddenly someone you can handle.
when you do not taste your strong alcohalic beverage.
when you get that gorgeous girl you cant fit your arms around. lol

 

[ayejreeun]

When you fall asleep and wake up still drunk.

"I'm too drive to drunk!"

 

[ayejreeun]

When you fall asleep and wake up still drunk.

"I'm too drive to drunk!"

 

[youngtriz]

Originally Posted by Budweiser

One eyed texting.

THIS.... i dont know how the hell everyone can text when they are drunk..

 

[youngtriz]

Originally Posted by Budweiser

One eyed texting.

THIS.... i dont know how the hell everyone can text when they are drunk..

 

[kbweezy24]

lighting the wrong side of a cig
leaning your head on the wall while peeing

 

[kbweezy24]

lighting the wrong side of a cig
leaning your head on the wall while peeing

 

[nocomment6]

Originally Posted by kbweezy24

lighting the wrong side of a cig
leaning your head on the wall while peeing

That IS the sign for me. Or when I laugh at absolutely nothing, while peeing.

 

[nocomment6]

Originally Posted by kbweezy24

lighting the wrong side of a cig
leaning your head on the wall while peeing

That IS the sign for me. Or when I laugh at absolutely nothing, while peeing.

 

[athievingenius]

- bright lights seem to weigh me down
- drop obscure and random facts on people like im kickin real knowledge
- can only communicate w self
-dance
- kiss girls on the forehead as a goodbye
-repeat short sentences multiple times
- * edit. meaningful heart to hearts w strangers lol