You Know Your Drunk When.........

when you close your eyes so everything will stop spinning but it just makes #%+ worse
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then again this happens more when im cross faded
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when you close your eyes so everything will stop spinning but it just makes #%+ worse
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then again this happens more when im cross faded
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1. When you fall asleep on the floor when a bad ##% chick is laying in your bed naked ready to get it on.
2. When you fall asleep on the toilet while taking a dump.
3. When you fall asleep in the shower - fully clothe.

I am guilty of all of the above.
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1. When you fall asleep on the floor when a bad ##% chick is laying in your bed naked ready to get it on.
2. When you fall asleep on the toilet while taking a dump.
3. When you fall asleep in the shower - fully clothe.

I am guilty of all of the above.
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5am6oody72 wrote:

My litmus test is when I go to the bathroom, if I can't look at myself in the mirror with a straight face and not start laughing/smiling on the first try, I'm drunker than I should be. 


THIS. I always reach a point where I talk to myself in the mirror and just laugh at myself. Classsic
 
5am6oody72 wrote:

My litmus test is when I go to the bathroom, if I can't look at myself in the mirror with a straight face and not start laughing/smiling on the first try, I'm drunker than I should be. 


THIS. I always reach a point where I talk to myself in the mirror and just laugh at myself. Classsic
 
Originally Posted by dlips

5am6oody72 wrote:

My litmus test is when I go to the bathroom, if I can't look at myself in the mirror with a straight face and not start laughing/smiling on the first try, I'm drunker than I should be. 

THIS. I always reach a point where I talk to myself in the mirror and just laugh at myself. Classsic
omg why do i do this? once i was straight up talking to myself in the mirror and looked at myself like upside down and backwards on some matrix type steez and of course... they have a candle in the bathroom (house party)
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yeah i burnt my hair off the top of my scalp.
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Originally Posted by dlips

5am6oody72 wrote:

My litmus test is when I go to the bathroom, if I can't look at myself in the mirror with a straight face and not start laughing/smiling on the first try, I'm drunker than I should be. 

THIS. I always reach a point where I talk to myself in the mirror and just laugh at myself. Classsic
omg why do i do this? once i was straight up talking to myself in the mirror and looked at myself like upside down and backwards on some matrix type steez and of course... they have a candle in the bathroom (house party)
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yeah i burnt my hair off the top of my scalp.
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When your mouthpiece is on point cuz you dont care what you say
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But also when you catch yourself talking to the bathroom mirror.. all bad
 
When your mouthpiece is on point cuz you dont care what you say
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But also when you catch yourself talking to the bathroom mirror.. all bad
 
I have no rhythm what so ever, but when I start dancing
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. Out there thinking that I'm Chris Brown 
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I have no rhythm what so ever, but when I start dancing
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. Out there thinking that I'm Chris Brown 
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your inside voice becomes a yell

the music is NEVER turned up loud enough.

you start staring

everything is funny as hell

you pee every 5 mins
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your inside voice becomes a yell

the music is NEVER turned up loud enough.

you start staring

everything is funny as hell

you pee every 5 mins
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When u misplace/lose ur phone wallet keys. Fall asleep smoking a cig outside in the blistering cold w no jacket on. Fall asleep on the bathroom floor/ bathtub. When ur pants constantly fall down or ur zipper is always down. Oh and also when u meet up w the chick u hooked up w last night cuz u thought it was good and she was a dime.....smh no bueno lol
 
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