You Know Your Drunk When.........

[jaysfiend23]

When u misplace/lose ur phone wallet keys. Fall asleep smoking a cig outside in the blistering cold w no jacket on. Fall asleep on the bathroom floor/ bathtub. When ur pants constantly fall down or ur zipper is always down. Oh and also when u meet up w the chick u hooked up w last night cuz u thought it was good and she was a dime.....smh no bueno lol

 

[jaysfiend23]

Or when u look at ur ATM statement the next day and ur negative $150

 

[jaysfiend23]

Or when u look at ur ATM statement the next day and ur negative $150

 

[concordefliteschool]

Originally Posted by taimaishu123

your inside voice becomes a yell

the music is NEVER turned up loud enough.

you start staring

everything is funny as hell

you pee every 5 mins

just made me geek out 

 . i always try to do this in increments tho so it's not too noticeable. always gets turned down tho

 

[concordefliteschool]

Originally Posted by taimaishu123

your inside voice becomes a yell

the music is NEVER turned up loud enough.

you start staring

everything is funny as hell

you pee every 5 mins

just made me geek out 

 . i always try to do this in increments tho so it's not too noticeable. always gets turned down tho

 

[eb4president]

Originally Posted by dlips

5am6oody72 wrote:

My litmus test is when I go to the bathroom, if I can't look at myself in the mirror with a straight face and not start laughing/smiling on the first try, I'm drunker than I should be. 

THIS. I always reach a point where I talk to myself in the mirror and just laugh at myself. Classsic
What they said.

I be looking like lebron at the :45 mark of this  

be having full conversations, like "im good, im not that drunk..im gonna go out here and im gonna..."

 

[eb4president]

Originally Posted by dlips

5am6oody72 wrote:

My litmus test is when I go to the bathroom, if I can't look at myself in the mirror with a straight face and not start laughing/smiling on the first try, I'm drunker than I should be. 

THIS. I always reach a point where I talk to myself in the mirror and just laugh at myself. Classsic
What they said.

I be looking like lebron at the :45 mark of this  

be having full conversations, like "im good, im not that drunk..im gonna go out here and im gonna..."

 

[youngtriz]

@ me doing 95% of these things...

 

[youngtriz]

@ me doing 95% of these things...

 

[BranchLifestyle]

Originally Posted by MOB 650

U start hugging everyone And saying I love you.

No, thats ecstasy bro...u doin' it wrong.

 

[BranchLifestyle]

Originally Posted by MOB 650

U start hugging everyone And saying I love you.

No, thats ecstasy bro...u doin' it wrong.

 

[|A-Man|]

Originally Posted by MOB 650

Originally Posted by prymone

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

.... you and your boys think you can make vodka ice cubes after pouring it in an ice tray and putting it back in the freezer mad hype to put the ice cubes in our tea in the morning.

To this day we still laugh about it

Still would be a dope idea though

Hahaha

It's crazy cuz we were mad hype when my boy opened the freezer but the minute he pulled out the tray thinking it was frozen and he spilled some it was like all of a sudden we realized the obvious in unison "*SUCKS TEETH* YOU CAN'T FREEZE ALCOHOL MAN!"

 

[toast1985]

When you swerve out the way to avoid a tree...then realize its your air fresher. (joking)

When you holler at 7 different females just to realized you save numbers like ' (786) 345 - 76', and names like 'Tifdnany'

You go to the bathroom like 8 times.

You hit up a party across town, 30 minutes away. And it feels like it took 5 mins.

Every song played is your jam.

 

[|A-Man|]

Originally Posted by MOB 650

Originally Posted by prymone

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

.... you and your boys think you can make vodka ice cubes after pouring it in an ice tray and putting it back in the freezer mad hype to put the ice cubes in our tea in the morning.

To this day we still laugh about it

Still would be a dope idea though

Hahaha

It's crazy cuz we were mad hype when my boy opened the freezer but the minute he pulled out the tray thinking it was frozen and he spilled some it was like all of a sudden we realized the obvious in unison "*SUCKS TEETH* YOU CAN'T FREEZE ALCOHOL MAN!"

 

[toast1985]

When you swerve out the way to avoid a tree...then realize its your air fresher. (joking)

When you holler at 7 different females just to realized you save numbers like ' (786) 345 - 76', and names like 'Tifdnany'

You go to the bathroom like 8 times.

You hit up a party across town, 30 minutes away. And it feels like it took 5 mins.

Every song played is your jam.

 

[solesavage]

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

Originally Posted by MOB 650

Originally Posted by prymone

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

.... you and your boys think you can make vodka ice cubes after pouring it in an ice tray and putting it back in the freezer mad hype to put the ice cubes in our tea in the morning.

To this day we still laugh about it

Still would be a dope idea though

Hahaha

It's crazy cuz we were mad hype when my boy opened the freezer but the minute he pulled out the tray thinking it was frozen and he spilled some it was like all of a sudden we realized the obvious in unison "*SUCKS TEETH* YOU CAN'T FREEZE ALCOHOL MAN!"

You can freeze some alcohol like RUM, just not Vodka.

 

[solesavage]

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

Originally Posted by MOB 650

Originally Posted by prymone

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

.... you and your boys think you can make vodka ice cubes after pouring it in an ice tray and putting it back in the freezer mad hype to put the ice cubes in our tea in the morning.

To this day we still laugh about it

Still would be a dope idea though

Hahaha

It's crazy cuz we were mad hype when my boy opened the freezer but the minute he pulled out the tray thinking it was frozen and he spilled some it was like all of a sudden we realized the obvious in unison "*SUCKS TEETH* YOU CAN'T FREEZE ALCOHOL MAN!"

You can freeze some alcohol like RUM, just not Vodka.

 

[yuras718]

Go to any lengths, and spend any money for that perfect late night drunk munchie.

Will opt to walk 9/10 times.

Making sure i keep all my receipts to see the damage the next morning

Tip ungodly amounts and regret it 30 seconds later.

 

[yuras718]

Go to any lengths, and spend any money for that perfect late night drunk munchie.

Will opt to walk 9/10 times.

Making sure i keep all my receipts to see the damage the next morning

Tip ungodly amounts and regret it 30 seconds later.

 

[smedroc]

when i check the blackberry and i see these in my message folder.
sending dicktures ftl/ftw 

 

[smedroc]

when i check the blackberry and i see these in my message folder.
sending dicktures ftl/ftw 

 

[rudy]

when you propose to a 13 year old

 

[rudy]

when you propose to a 13 year old

 

[ph3n0m3n0n]

when you tell every chick online you'd eat them.

at that moment when they take you up on the offer.

the next day when they take you up on the offer.

 

[ph3n0m3n0n]

when you tell every chick online you'd eat them.

at that moment when they take you up on the offer.

the next day when they take you up on the offer.