Recent content by defyant 1

Op,   This post is really hitting me close to the heart. My grandparents were in a horrible car accident in San Jose last wednesday; my grandmother died instantly..... I got the call at work around 4:45 last week and it was just a mind-numbing feeling. We didnt know the status of my...

mojodmonkey - Yes. Ive been a paralegal for over ten years and still can't type to savemy life. I find that workign in an office most male employees, regardless of age, are +$%!%+ typers in comparison to our femal counter parts. Maybe its just me, but typing is not my stong suit. anyhow, lets...

Im gutted. 38 word per minute FTL! I work in an office as a paralegal and type all day and have so for the last 11 years. I type w/ prob 4 fingers at the most and still have to look at the keys. Ivwe been telling myself im going to start taking typing test once aweek for the last 9 yrs...

Angela Simmons looks like Run w/ a lace front. I cant get over those gum and the baby teeth. Dolphin teeth arent hot.

silly kids. If you thinking PIIHB is something you just freestlye then you need to step up your sex game. There is a lengthy preparation process involved so you dont end up w/ a chocolate swirly. My ex was all finger snaps and neck shaking when i initially brought it up talking about " oh...

10 years on thisname only b/c I forgotmy orig screen name it wouldhave been 12 with that one. I am truly an OG

I work as a trial paralegal in a big corporate law firm in the bay area. I make 77k + bonus a year and i never graduated high school or any type of certification classes . I have been doing this since I was 21 ( 10 yrs) and have never made less that 50K a year. The funny thingis, I never told...

I think giada is gorgeous and she does have a nice cookie rack. Her head is crazy inflated tho. I bet if she sneezed she would do a front flip.

HELP a brotha out. My HBO was cancelled tonight. someone direct me where to watch online. Im fiendiiiinnnnn  

if i was invisible, id fly to paris and just whoop a mimes a-s-s.  Imagine all the applause he would get; it would be astounding!

honestly, I think that beard is atrocious and a smooth clean shaven look would suit society as a whole much better.  just b/c you can grow a beard, it doesnt mean you can grow a beard. 

ksteezy - you need to shave them pubes off your face and fall back son. You is the dude who prob fantasized about black chicks in your room while watching sister sister. you wifed the first one who would have you and you got your nostril wide open. stick you what your good at, having the...

I heard if you punch short dudes on the top of their heads, they turn into a bag of gold.

I think NT needs to have every posters age visible. B/c a lot of clowns in here need to get off of their soapbox. To all the dudes who say - cheating is wrong, why get into a monogomous relationship, etc... are either a. lucky they have a girl b/c no other chick would want them...or B. have...

slicknick - thank you man. you seriously made my day. copped - I loved these.