💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

How poorly will the "experts" do by the end of decision day?

  • 0/5 - Truly the worst match making season ever!

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • 1/5 - Worse than usual but not a surprise

    Votes: 6 42.9%
  • 2/5 - Just about right (not counting divorces after decision day)

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • 3/5 - The best they've done in years!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4/5 - Like Curry from 3, start of a couple matching streak?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 5/5! - Unbelievable! Inconceivable! Real life?! Are they being paid to stay married now? Reunion tho

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    14
Vincent.....:hat

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***** really said, “Last night was like Magic to me” lmao :rollin
 
Chris said he had devastating news I can't tell you but what time you trying to hit the pool? :rofl:

Him repeatedly using the term "disturbing":rofl:

Him running all the water in the bathroom, him crying AGAIN. Getting physically sick seeing how the other couples were vibin' :lol: :smh:

I felt like I watching MJ at the Garden with that kind of performance

Champagne Vinny
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Fam whole vibe smoother than Ryan's slick back

Bri's controlling type ways might get to him but they got a good balance so far

It's like I know Paige is holding but when I actually see it I'm still like
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I understand being strong in your faith Paige but the lord gives you the intuition to see these red flags in 4K too

Jacob and what's her name boring as ****.

Virginia turning Erik into Denzel in Flight :smh:

My guy Chris coming with his double nickel game next week
 
Oh damn so the producers forced Chris to tell Paige now :lol They want the ratings bad. So shameless.

I'm good with not telling you. :rollin *****! Why even bring it up? This is an ok time to lie and omit the truth. Never would've even broached the subject. None of production would've known either.

Clara seems like she's ready to blurt she an atheist when that raise your children in the church came up.

Boring couple still kinda boring but at least they're talking about some other ****.

Vincent and Briana still going fine.

Virgina a drunk. I been called it. That or some other drugs on top of it. I'll keep saying it. Probably gonna mess up Ryan's liver.

Chris changing his tune hard now :rollin Cant believe his mouthpiece os convincing Paige. That fine print has to be the god that's keeping her around for now. Deep down she knows she's being played though. Crying again and salty at the other couples. Stop it.
 
After watching the first couple of episodes I have more hope for some of the couples that I did previously. After the first episode I legit thought the experts would go 0 for in this season. Vincent and Brianna and Clara and Ryan seem like good matches who are in it for long haul.

Chris and Paige- what more needs to be said? He tells a page that he has devastating news but he doesn't want to talk about it. Who does that? If you don't want to talk about it just don't bring it up at all. Then he goes into the closet to tell page acting like the producers don't have microphones and they can't hear him 😂.

I agree with you guys that he's a paid actor or someone desperate for social media clout because regular humans don't act this way. Grown man crying every 2 seconds 🤦🏿‍♂️

Paige comes across like she's an earnest person who's here for the right reasons but even she has to realize that she got screwed. Maybe it's like Kate said and they lose their money if they quit mid-season.

Haley and Jacob- I still don't believe Jacob is 38, he's at least 45. He knows way too many '80s references to have been a child during that era. I think Haley's just being nice. This relationship will go the whole 8 weeks but there's zero chance that they last. No chemistry at all

Virginia and Erik- these two are at completely different stages in their lives. She still trying to go out and have fun and Eric is trying to settle down. It's going to be interesting because he's going to be gone for half the week flying. Does he think that she's just going to sit and empty house?

I also get a hint of red-pill from Eric. Once she started talking about her ex, he got super possessive. He strikes me as a MAGA, red-pilled conservative dude. He might be on his "trad wife" tip
 
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Virginia definitely mixing something else with the liquor, she be too jittery and all over the place...Shorty got pills or coke in the stash for sure...This gon be a real interesting couple once they get back to the real world, don’t want this dude as my pilot when he with shorty :lol :{ ...Vegas was the perfect place for them to start off on a bender :lol

From everything I seen and heard bout this show behind the scenes, I believe some of Paige staying round looking dumb is the pressure from the producers...She was lowkey smirking n enjoying it when the drunk couple pulled up at the meeting annoying Chris and making yo answer more questions :lol
 
Man looking at Chris ex fiancé FB page, although she doesn’t have pics of her being pregnant, she doesn’t come off as someone pregnant or just having a child.

She could be pregnant and I could be wrong or it can be another girl or no girl at all. But Chris is a snake oil salesman. I wouldn’t put it past him if all of this is a ploy for a payday, even if it makes him look like an ******* on TV.
 
I think part of Paige's pressure if def. from the show but I also I think her heavy faith in religion is playing a part too. She's just a little too dependent on this being the "plan" to stick it out. I've seen these folks in the flesh so I believe she's being real on that part

Meka needs to drop a manual on how to survive this show when they throw you a live grenade. She was masterful against Michael's tactics from day one
 
I think part of Paige's pressure if def. from the show but I also I think her heavy faith in religion is playing a part too. She's just a little too dependent on this being the "plan" to stick it out. I've seen these folks in the flesh so I believe she's being real on that part

Meka needs to drop a manual on how to survive this show when they throw you a live grenade. She was masterful against Michael's tactics from day one
Paige should do what Mindy did. Mindy and Zach was done but Mindy still showed up for filming. Briana said it best that she should look out for herself. Why put yourself through all that when u don’t have to?
 
I feel like this season they gave us an earnest couple with Briana and Vincent but every other couple is a trash setup.

Paige and Chris - Seemingly wholesome woman and a Dollar Store Jordan Belfort

Ryan and Clara - MAGA Black guy who has never been in love and white girl whose requirements for a husband where literally a basic *** dude who was ethnically ambiguous

Haley and Jacob - Old 38 y/o that could pass for 45 that is obsessed with the 80s and a good looking, wholesome 28 y/o, typical millennial girl.

Erik and Virginia - Total trap. I don’t think she’s on some other stuff but she clearly likes getting drunk. And Vegas for the first time? Disaster waiting to happen :lol: But pairing her with an older dude off a recent divorce?!?!?

The Producers and alleged “Experts” know what they’re doing. We’re not even past Episode 4 (ironically there have only been 3 days of marriage) and **** is clear.

We are going 1/5 this season.

I also think it’s important to count split votes. I could see Clara, Jacob and Erik saying yes but their spouses saying no.
 
Wasn’t a link posted in here where someone said if they left early they would owe the show 100k? I can see Paige getting pressure from the producers for ratings.

Bri is and pretty. I like her and her husband together.

I can’t tell if ok girl likes Jacob or if she’s just being nice. He’s hard to watch. I’m sure he’s a decent guyhe is not fun for tv.

IDK why they set up that young girl with the pilot.
 
Wasn’t a link posted in here where someone said if they left early they would owe the show 100k? I can see Paige getting pressure from the producers for ratings.

Bri is and pretty. I like her and her husband together.

I can’t tell if ok girl likes Jacob or if she’s just being nice. He’s hard to watch. I’m sure he’s a decent guyhe is not fun for tv.

IDK why they set up that young girl with the pilot.
Someone did post that about the $100k which I believe...which is also why I believe they have these awful pairings. Briana and Vincent are lucky they were the chosen couple :lol:
 
When I tell dudes what it was like watching money in his prime this is what I mean. Young Christopher is the ascending to GOAT status in real time. Very proud of him but even more proud of the "experts" and Paige for making this happen.
 
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