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I was like 2 weeks old when that happened.
2016 MLB thread. THE CUBS HAVE BROKEN THE CURSE! Chicago Cubs are your 2016 World Series champions
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johnnyredstorm in midseason form. Offering draft picks and always rescinds them before I get a chance to decide.
JRS got moves to make. can't be waiting on you to make up your damn mind, fam
Sometimes I look at it in my email, and I'm like, "Oh hell yeah." then I check the next email and they notify me that it's gone.
If the trade interested you you could always propose it back to me and I'd accept lol. Just figured you prob wouldn't do it.
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Real talk I'm mad I gotta wait for the DL list guys to be DL'able. Wheeler and Kang are wasting roster spots for me.
JRS got moves to make. can't be waiting on you to make up your damn mind, fam
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I love Correa, and other than the fact he plays SS
Harper >>>> Correa
Harper >>>> Correa
DeadsetAce
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Harp God 
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Royals wanna plunk a Met
Bunch of ******* *******. Bring it.
Bunch of ******* *******. Bring it.
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ITS LIT
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So draft is tomorrow night??
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Haven't seen anyone but the NY media say the Royals are trying to do that.
EddieDoyers
formerly eddiengambino
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LOL
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Yeah... That's not funny
EddieDoyers
formerly eddiengambino
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yeah it isYeah... That's not funny
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Gotta drum up the ratings
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1, 4, and 8PM games Sunday on ESPN? 
Thought the season started with a nightcap only.
Thought the season started with a nightcap only.
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That's new a thing this year. Makes sense more games on Sunday.
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anyone got the latest odds. looking to throw some coin at the sf giants
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Hyun Soo Kim is gonna get cut by the O's
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Mon 4/4 2:00PM[/th]
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| New York Mets | +850 |
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| Los Angeles Dodgers | +1000 |
| Boston Red Sox | +1050 |
| Kansas City Royals | +1175 |
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Sun 4/3 1:00PM[/th]
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I'll know for sure by tomorrow afternoon but I think I'm gonna pass on the league. I actually got invited to a 5-year keeper with a live draft tomorrow night, the open spot needs to be confirmed though.
Still got love for you guys
Still got love for you guys
Mr.Guy
formerly timidtebow
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When is the draft?
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Here are my good-for-nothing predictions for your team, you vultures
By Ken Rosenthal @ken_rosenthal
Mar 30, 2016 at 7:00a ET
467
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Predictions, predictions, everyone wants to hear my predictions.
Actually, no one wants to hear them -- or at least, no one should. My own father ridicules me, pointing at my picks, calling me "expert" and then doubling over in laughter.
Well, I can guarantee you one thing this season. As any of my devoted followers on Twitter can attest, I will hate all 30 teams -- and YOUR team more than any other.
With that, here are my rankings and comments, which were written with my tongue firmly in cheek, not that I expect the angry masses to understand.
Joey Votto
Joey Votto is going to look good in blue.
Joe Robbins / Getty Images
30. Reds. Trade of Votto to Blue Jays cements No. 1 pick in draft.
29. Braves. Trades of Freeman, Aybar, Inciarte and Teheran fail to cement No. 1 pick in draft.
28. Phillies. Prospects break out; Amaro first former GM to be named Executive of Year.
27. Brewers. Braun reacts to trade of Lucroy by expressing willingness to be moved; industry yawns.
26. Padres. Near-riot erupts at Petco when Preller trades Tyson Ross in middle of All-Star appearance.
25. Rockies. Tulo returns to Coors with Blue Jays in late June, gets booed, pulls hamstring.
Miguel Sano
Miguel Sano will giveth, and Miguel Sano will taketh away for the Twins.
Brace Hemmelgarn / Minnesota Twins/Getty Images
24. Twins. Sano 50 home runs, negative-50 defensive runs saved.
23. Orioles. Machado jokes that he can pitch every fifth day; Showalter declares him No. 1 starter.
22. Angels. Trout, after reaching career highs with 52 homers and a 1.056 OPS, again finishes second in MVP voting ... this time to Rougned Odor.
21. Athletics. Beane disrupts surprising run by trading Gray to Red Sox, then re-acquires Cespedes and Donaldson and asks, "Is everyone happy now?"
20. Marlins. Mattingly, Bonds resign when Loria orders benching of Stanton; team president Samson takes over as manager; Fernandez goes on hunger strike.
19. White Sox. Drake LaRoche rejoins team at All-Star break; Adam stays home.
Mike Trout
Mike Trout will come up short in the MVP balloting once again.
Rob Tringali / Getty Images
18. Red Sox. Hanley and Pablo win Gold Gloves and Sox rotation still finishes 13th in the AL in ERA.
17. Mariners. Dipoto, Servais deny holding grudge against Scioscia and Angels after lining up King Felix to pitch against the Halos at home ... in mid-May.
16. Tigers. Ilitch brings back Leyland to replace Ausmus, but team falls short when Cabrera, VMart, Verlander and six others suffer injuries in September.
15. Rays. Owner Sternberg spotted at French class in St. Petersburg, sparking new rumors of move to Montreal.
14. Yankees. A-Rod declines FOX offer to return as analyst during playoffs, saying he's still mulling whether to retire after 2017 season.
13. Diamondbacks. Stewart, La Russa trade another top pick at deadline, but team fades after Braves' Swanson delivers crushing homer off Miller in late August.
Tim Lincecum
The even-year magic is coming to an end for Tim Lincecum and the Giants.
Andy Marlin / USA Today Sports
12. Giants. Returns of Lincecum, Uribe, Scutaro, Zito and Huff cannot prevent expiration of even-year magic.
11. Pirates. Trade pickup James Shields stumbles in decisive Game No. 162, then says in exasperation, "Wait, I thought these guys didn't want to play in the wild-card game!"
10. Cardinals. Matheny punches Maddon in jaw after Cubs manager offers hug during September exchange of lineup cards, saying, "Embrace the target, Mikey!"
9. Indians. Swisher, Bourn return to “Brohio,” start wild-card game for injury-ravaged club; Kluber loses 0-0 shutout when highest popup of season, per Statcast, falls between the two outfielders.
8. Royals. Escobar goes 0-for-23 during the Division Series; Yost says he might consider new leadoff man for 2017.
7. Dodgers. Team president Friedman, reacting to a series of injuries down the stretch, buys Cuba to fortify team with major-league-ready replacements.
Carlos Gomez
Carlos Gomez knows how to trot.
Bob Levey / Getty Images
6. Astros. Carlos Gomez gets showered with debris at Fenway during 56-second home-run trot. Says he was only paying tribute to Big Papi.
5. Mets. Boras shuts down Harvey on Sept. 1 due to renewed bladder problems stemming from team restrictions on pitcher's bathroom visits.
4. Blue Jays. Bautista goes .280/.380/.520, then trots out three scientists to declare that his body is the equivalent of a 25-year-old's.
3. Nationals. Dusty botches Game 7 of NLCS with a series of ill-conceived bunts and failed pitching maneuvers; Brian Kenny's head explodes on MLB Network.
2. Rangers. Desmond wins Gold Glove in center field, then returns to Nationals as $150M free agent.
1. Cubs. Theo announces candidacy for Presidency during champagne celebration -- and becomes immediate front-runner just days before election.
By Ken Rosenthal @ken_rosenthal
Mar 30, 2016 at 7:00a ET
467
SHARES
Predictions, predictions, everyone wants to hear my predictions.
Actually, no one wants to hear them -- or at least, no one should. My own father ridicules me, pointing at my picks, calling me "expert" and then doubling over in laughter.
Well, I can guarantee you one thing this season. As any of my devoted followers on Twitter can attest, I will hate all 30 teams -- and YOUR team more than any other.
With that, here are my rankings and comments, which were written with my tongue firmly in cheek, not that I expect the angry masses to understand.
Joey Votto
Joey Votto is going to look good in blue.
Joe Robbins / Getty Images
30. Reds. Trade of Votto to Blue Jays cements No. 1 pick in draft.
29. Braves. Trades of Freeman, Aybar, Inciarte and Teheran fail to cement No. 1 pick in draft.
28. Phillies. Prospects break out; Amaro first former GM to be named Executive of Year.
27. Brewers. Braun reacts to trade of Lucroy by expressing willingness to be moved; industry yawns.
26. Padres. Near-riot erupts at Petco when Preller trades Tyson Ross in middle of All-Star appearance.
25. Rockies. Tulo returns to Coors with Blue Jays in late June, gets booed, pulls hamstring.
Miguel Sano
Miguel Sano will giveth, and Miguel Sano will taketh away for the Twins.
Brace Hemmelgarn / Minnesota Twins/Getty Images
24. Twins. Sano 50 home runs, negative-50 defensive runs saved.
23. Orioles. Machado jokes that he can pitch every fifth day; Showalter declares him No. 1 starter.
22. Angels. Trout, after reaching career highs with 52 homers and a 1.056 OPS, again finishes second in MVP voting ... this time to Rougned Odor.
21. Athletics. Beane disrupts surprising run by trading Gray to Red Sox, then re-acquires Cespedes and Donaldson and asks, "Is everyone happy now?"
20. Marlins. Mattingly, Bonds resign when Loria orders benching of Stanton; team president Samson takes over as manager; Fernandez goes on hunger strike.
19. White Sox. Drake LaRoche rejoins team at All-Star break; Adam stays home.
Mike Trout
Mike Trout will come up short in the MVP balloting once again.
Rob Tringali / Getty Images
18. Red Sox. Hanley and Pablo win Gold Gloves and Sox rotation still finishes 13th in the AL in ERA.
17. Mariners. Dipoto, Servais deny holding grudge against Scioscia and Angels after lining up King Felix to pitch against the Halos at home ... in mid-May.
16. Tigers. Ilitch brings back Leyland to replace Ausmus, but team falls short when Cabrera, VMart, Verlander and six others suffer injuries in September.
15. Rays. Owner Sternberg spotted at French class in St. Petersburg, sparking new rumors of move to Montreal.
14. Yankees. A-Rod declines FOX offer to return as analyst during playoffs, saying he's still mulling whether to retire after 2017 season.
13. Diamondbacks. Stewart, La Russa trade another top pick at deadline, but team fades after Braves' Swanson delivers crushing homer off Miller in late August.
Tim Lincecum
The even-year magic is coming to an end for Tim Lincecum and the Giants.
Andy Marlin / USA Today Sports
12. Giants. Returns of Lincecum, Uribe, Scutaro, Zito and Huff cannot prevent expiration of even-year magic.
11. Pirates. Trade pickup James Shields stumbles in decisive Game No. 162, then says in exasperation, "Wait, I thought these guys didn't want to play in the wild-card game!"
10. Cardinals. Matheny punches Maddon in jaw after Cubs manager offers hug during September exchange of lineup cards, saying, "Embrace the target, Mikey!"
9. Indians. Swisher, Bourn return to “Brohio,” start wild-card game for injury-ravaged club; Kluber loses 0-0 shutout when highest popup of season, per Statcast, falls between the two outfielders.
8. Royals. Escobar goes 0-for-23 during the Division Series; Yost says he might consider new leadoff man for 2017.
7. Dodgers. Team president Friedman, reacting to a series of injuries down the stretch, buys Cuba to fortify team with major-league-ready replacements.
Carlos Gomez
Carlos Gomez knows how to trot.
Bob Levey / Getty Images
6. Astros. Carlos Gomez gets showered with debris at Fenway during 56-second home-run trot. Says he was only paying tribute to Big Papi.
5. Mets. Boras shuts down Harvey on Sept. 1 due to renewed bladder problems stemming from team restrictions on pitcher's bathroom visits.
4. Blue Jays. Bautista goes .280/.380/.520, then trots out three scientists to declare that his body is the equivalent of a 25-year-old's.
3. Nationals. Dusty botches Game 7 of NLCS with a series of ill-conceived bunts and failed pitching maneuvers; Brian Kenny's head explodes on MLB Network.
2. Rangers. Desmond wins Gold Glove in center field, then returns to Nationals as $150M free agent.
1. Cubs. Theo announces candidacy for Presidency during champagne celebration -- and becomes immediate front-runner just days before election.
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