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[DeadsetAce]

I hope my kids beat up DSA's kids in kindergarten through 8th grade

my man Thomas got you THAT hurt, huh? well damb, bruh

in all seriousness, don't see having kids in my future. i'll be a good "uncle" to my friends' kids...but i'm not responsible and selfless enough to raise my own full time. i'm all about that "dual income no kids" steez...which surprisingly more and more women are about

 

[kdslittlebro]

my man Thomas got you THAT hurt, huh? well damb, bruh

in all seriousness, don't see having kids in my future. i'll be a good "uncle" to my friends' kids...but i'm not responsible and selfless enough to raise my own full time. i'm all about that "dual income no kids" steez...which surprisingly more and more women are about

Man I think about all the money I could save, but I can't even lie I get baby fever sometimes being around other ppl's kids. Still not in my immediate future tho

 

[Trey Bantz]

I'm with you DSA. I haven't even thought about settling down with a girl yet, let alone procreation.

 

[EddieDoyers]

I told my ex that if she can't find anyone "husband material" by 30, I'm willing to knock her up at that age and be the baby daddy.

 

[stillin729]

I wouldn't mind a kid but to be honest, I think I would be miserable as hell if I knocked up some random chick

I enjoy being able to just be me and no worry about **** I shouldn't have done

 

[Trey Bantz]

I told my ex that if she can't find anyone "husband material" by 30, I'm willing to knock her up at that age and be the baby daddy.

That's an awful arrangement eddie. You're just setting yourself up for a lifetime of resentment, complacency, and regret.

 

[DeadsetAce]

I told my ex that if she can't find anyone "husband material" by 30, I'm willing to knock her up at that age and be the baby daddy.

nah eddie. that's not a good deal. and definitely not by 30

 

[stillin729]

Eddie bout to go from #LexusBoy to #usedKiaMinivanBoy

 

[EddieDoyers]

I told my ex that if she can't find anyone "husband material" by 30, I'm willing to knock her up at that age and be the baby daddy.

That's an awful arrangement eddie. You're just setting yourself up for a lifetime of resentment, complacency, and regret.

Why would that be? I'm already not going out to parties that much now, can't imagine still living the player life by 30. I think that's a good age to settle down and raise a kid or two.

 

[carver]

Speaking of kids.. my BM wants to get back together after we split about 2 years ago.

 

[EddieDoyers]

Eddie bout to go from #LexusBoy to #usedKiaMinivanBoy

Pffft my dad was already driving a Cadillac by the time I was born. Been pushin a Lexus LS for a decade now. He just stepped his funds game up. I just gotta do the same when I have a kid.

 

[Trey Bantz]

There's a reason she's your EX-girlfriend.

Here's the plan, if she ever brings up that agreement again, you tell her that you were heavily intoxicated and were in no capacity to contract when you made that promise. If that doesn't work we can bring up the Statute of Frauds defense, because it is a contract that cannot be performed within a year. I got you buddy, we'll get out of this together.

 

[nick.]

I lowkey can't wait to be a father

Not anytime soon tho

 

[EddieDoyers]

There's a reason she's your EX-girlfriend.

Here's the plan, if she ever brings up that agreement again, you tell her that you were heavily intoxicated and were in no capacity to contract when you made that promise. If that doesn't work we can bring up the Statute of Frauds defense, because it is a contract that cannot be performed within a year. I got you buddy, we'll get out of this together.

It's just a verbal agreement
Nothing was signed, anything could happen within the next 5-6 years.
If I find someone better, then no problem.

 

[Armada]

Im to young to be thinking about kids for a while but I do got some names in the chamber 

 what about ya'll 

 

[TipsyMcStagga]

Speaking of kids.. my BM wants to get back together after we split about 2 years ago.

What was the reason for the split? That's probably what matters most. Been there, done that and it was awful lol

 

[kdslittlebro]

Im to young to be thinking about kids for a while but I do got some names in the chamber   what about ya'll 

My girl will randomly chopper spray me with names sometimes, but I don't have any. When I'm thinking of names they're usually future dog names

 

[DeadsetAce]

god Iron Fist really is ******* trash. made it two episodes and 10 minutes in...i'm done with it

 

[kdslittlebro]

god Iron Fist really is ******* trash. made it two episodes and 10 minutes in...i'm done with it

Marvel kinda weak on the flix

 

[D StaXX]

My first born will be D Staxx Jr.

 

[NickFolarin]

 

How many Titans fans do we have in here?

My oldest son just came out to me as a Titans fan. He likes MM8. Thinking about taking him to see the Titans at the Jags since it's the first game and only 2 hours away.

My youngest son rolls with his Pops tho. Skol

Imma be there too 

 

I'll be the one with the Calvin Johnson jersey on

 

[TipsyMcStagga]

You already got tickets? Will probably cop mine next month

 

[kdslittlebro]

Might go to Jerry World this yr, but my girl is a Cowboys fan. Dk if either one of us could take that salt . Also should be hitting up another home game around Christmas. Maybe the dolphins

 

[sb]

y'all ever see Frailty? this is a damn good movie

RIP Bill Paxton

great movie.

 

[kdslittlebro]