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Does NickFolarin want to be a Lion fan again?

  • Yes, too bad he can't go back

  • No, he will wear his Bortles jersey with pride (but really shame)


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Patriots and their BA fans stay worrying about the Colts since they outed those ******* cheaters. :lol :lol :lol

Yeah we're real worried....
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This is funny how it coincides with the whole Rob Kardashian saga, but here I go.

At the July 4th weekend, I met up with old high school buddies, and one of my buds tell me this story as we were drinking:

So my friend was on this app called WeChat 3 months ago (an app that a lot of Asians use), and was using this nearby function when he started talking to this Asian women randomly
The woman doesn't know English, but he was like screw it, I know Chinese anyway, and he slid into her dms
Eventually within the week, they agreed upon the date, dude paid for everything, picked her up, etc. and was in her guts already by the end of the night
So for the next 2 months, dude would be driving the broad to work or the "hair salon" everyday, and bought at least more than $1,700 on gifts to spoil her.
During that time though, he starts finding out more about the lady, as she's only on her vacation visa in the states, didn't even pass high school at China, other warning signs, etc.


One night, he decided to pick her up a little earlier at her "workplace". When he gets there, he notices that there's an unfamiliar car in the parking lot, and he decided to go inside the hair salon. For some reason, there was no one manning the place, but there was a closed door with loud thuds. Bruh decides to go open the door, and he basically sees this Korean dude shagging his girl. My friend said he got so heated he stormed out of the place and proceeded to key the dude's bimmer and leave many marks on it. Then he drove away and caled the woman asking "what do you really do?" and "tell me the truth now"
So the woman told my friend that she's not really a hairdresser, was really an escort, wasn't 28, was really 32, and that dude that was banging her out was a long time customer.


After hearing all that, my friend was so heated, but was still in love with her, so he begged for her to quit being an escort. She told him no.
So for the next 3 weeks after that, my friend starts collecting evidence on her and the "hair salon". The dudes running the joint were there at one point and they offered him a "tour" on what they really did. The dudes running the place told him straight up it was really a brothel and all the prices, and the whole operation. The woman was there too when they gave the tour to him, but I guess she was too scared to confront my friend.


After my friend told me all this, he tells me that he's giving her one last chance to drop the profession, or else he reports her to the feds. I'm like :eek , let me know what happens when you actually do something.


So fast forward to today, my friend tells me he finally reported the "hair salon" and her to the Feds, ICE, and local police. He contacted her last night to tell her to stop being an escort, but she told him to F off and that she was about to have sex with a white man before hanging up. Dude really about to get his revenge though. He has everything documented. :lol

When simpin goes wrong...

Collector has seen this and is very disappointed.

"Soon as I found out she was selling Jim Bob Cooter for profit, I would've been the one profiting"

"The snitching aspect is disturbing to say the least"

"Eddie needs to walk his homie through this and ask himself WWCD" (what would Collector do)

For those who asked, Collector took 4 months to avoid monitored probation. These were 7 2016 charges he's paying for. Should be out free come September or sooner barring any setbacks. Appreciates the Free Collector love. HTTR
 
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A young Peyton Manning once asked out of a blowout. Bruce Arians told him "f--k no"

what a BA. no wonder his heart pumped koolaid all these years. glad he retired with that reputation of being some five headed, doofus looking moog who just didn't have the stones in a big moment.



yeah not buying the TC's act. i don't doubt he got locked up for a bit. but he definitely the one posting now
 
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Collector has seen this and is very disappointed.

"Soon as I found out she was selling Jim Bob Cooter for profit, I would've been the one profiting"

"The snitching aspect is disturbing to say the least"

"Eddie needs to walk his homie through this and ask himself WWCD" (what would Collector do)

For those who asked, Collector took 4 months to avoid monitored probation. These were 7 2016 charges he's paying for. Should be out free come September or sooner barring any setbacks. Appreciates the Free Collector love. HTTR

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Collector has seen this and is very disappointed.

"Soon as I found out she was selling Jim Bob Cooter for profit, I would've been the one profiting"

"The snitching aspect is disturbing to say the least"

"Eddie needs to walk his homie through this and ask himself WWCD" (what would Collector do)

For those who asked, Collector took 4 months to avoid monitored probation. These were 7 2016 charges he's paying for. Should be out free come September or sooner barring any setbacks. Appreciates the Free Collector love. HTTR

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poor Caps :lol


C Chester McFloppy you going to come up for Mississippi Street festival tomorrow? don't be a BA. i'm not really going to punch your BA in the face.
 
Collector has seen this and is very disappointed.

"Soon as I found out she was selling Jim Bob Cooter for profit, I would've been the one profiting"

"The snitching aspect is disturbing to say the least"

"Eddie needs to walk his homie through this and ask himself WWCD" (what would Collector do)

For those who asked, Collector took 4 months to avoid monitored probation. These were 7 2016 charges he's paying for. Should be out free come September or sooner barring any setbacks. Appreciates the Free Collector love. HTTR

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poor Caps :lol


C Chester McFloppy you going to come up for Mississippi Street festival tomorrow? don't be a BA. i'm not really going to punch your BA in the face.

Nope, going to the Country Fair this weekend. Pray for me.
 
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