2018 NBA Playoffs Thread

Who will win The Finals

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noblekane said:
he is not from this planet

im convinced he is a humanoid

he has never been injured

that is unheard of
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This always gets me lol

" I am 100% dead serious when i say I think there is at least a 50% chance that lebron is a genetically modified human being and in turn, has no father.

I am dead serious. I believe lebron was grown in a test tube and then artificially implanted into gloria james and carried to term. no human being should possess his combination of size, strength and athleticism. AND to book it all out, he's very intelligent too. (besides the decision) remember how much poise he had just coming into the league at 18 years old? it's un-natural. how often have TV analysts described him as a "freak of nature" .....maybe it's truer than we know.

I am serious. we all know (and I swear I am not saying this to be insulting or mean) that lebron's mom was a crack addict...it's just a fact, it happened. I am NOT saying this to be mean, in fact I am a heroin addict and know a few woman who have sold themselves for dope, it happens. they are not bad people.

and the government has a history of using prostitutes and impoverished people in "experiments." read about MK-ULTRA. it happened. the CIA used to have prostitutes slip LSD to johns and then the agents would watch what happened thru 2-way mirrors. the government helped start and continue the crack epidemic of the 80s.

I believe that lebron was a precursor experiment to create super soldiers. something where they were just like "well let's test it out on some poor people that no one will notice and see if we can get any results before we sink more billions into this."

it's not all that crazy. you don't think the government has interest in creating genetically modified super human soldiers? we know for a FACT it does. it's been documented. you don't think russia or china has interest in such a thing? you know they do. and anything russia or china is or would be doing we are doing. to do it first and do it better.

he's some kind of experiment that they just monitored from a distance and let keep growing. and i mean this was probably initially started with just a few people who believed it could be done and that's why it started small and covert using regular civilians. until they could show the results to the higher ups and say "look at this, you don't wanna fund this on a larger scale?"

and where else would such a person end up besides in a professional sports league?

I think there is probably some secret base(s) out there that are now filled with people like lebron, younger than him probably. if they couldn't see how well the experiment worked until he was about 16-18 years old (he was pretty much a full grown man at 16 and could have came off the bench for any NBA team if not started) than maybe there are a bunch of 9-15 year old super humans like lebron (not copies of him but given the same genetic boost that he was) eating chow in some secret barracks right now.....

until someone comes forth and the DNA test shows him to be his father (and a bunch have come forward and been shown not to be) than I will believe this is AT LEAST possible.."
 
Man. I haven’t caught up to the thread yet but last night was a rollercoaster of emotion. Per young sage nick. nick. ’s advice, I decided after leaving the telly for dinner I would block off the world from the game since this restaurant didn’t have TVs. I wanted to enjoy the experience.

After that first quarter lead, when I left the hotel, I was like
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Fast forward a mere two and a half hours later. Stomach was full of delicious tapas and rich sangria. I knew it was the night. Lebby would finally not to the finals for close to a decade.

Prior to dessert, around 11:25PM EST, folks go make a bathroom run and I’m at the table by myself. I think that checking the scores would be the dessert before the dessert. I notice near 100 missed texts. Clearly this must Lebby slander, right?

I close my eyes, scroll to the bottom of my notifications and see the second quarter score and my immediate reaction was
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Lebby was closing in. As I frantically scroll to the third quarter and read the score...

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At this point, I’m truly feeling anxious. Will the Jaylen, Jayson and Terry prove the doubters and Bronsexuals wrong or will Lebby and his fan base prevail and have supreme bragging rights until Thursday? I see the final score.....

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Everyone comes back, super gleeful and the whole time I’m eating my dessert like
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**** you LeBron not just for being overrated, not just for not being my GOAT, not just for being insecure to the point that in your heart of hearts you believe you’re beyond reproach and criticism, not just for being a phony but **** you for allowing your cult of unsavory fellows (s/o @wavycrocket for that poignant distinction) to ruin the NT NBA Thread experience for thread loyalists.
 
SC kid said:
This always gets me lol

" I am 100% dead serious when i say I think there is at least a 50% chance that lebron is a genetically modified human being and in turn, has no father.

I am dead serious. I believe lebron was grown in a test tube and then artificially implanted into gloria james and carried to term. no human being should possess his combination of size, strength and athleticism. AND to book it all out, he's very intelligent too. (besides the decision) remember how much poise he had just coming into the league at 18 years old? it's un-natural. how often have TV analysts described him as a "freak of nature" .....maybe it's truer than we know.

I am serious. we all know (and I swear I am not saying this to be insulting or mean) that lebron's mom was a crack addict...it's just a fact, it happened. I am NOT saying this to be mean, in fact I am a heroin addict and know a few woman who have sold themselves for dope, it happens. they are not bad people.

and the government has a history of using prostitutes and impoverished people in "experiments." read about MK-ULTRA. it happened. the CIA used to have prostitutes slip LSD to johns and then the agents would watch what happened thru 2-way mirrors. the government helped start and continue the crack epidemic of the 80s.

I believe that lebron was a precursor experiment to create super soldiers. something where they were just like "well let's test it out on some poor people that no one will notice and see if we can get any results before we sink more billions into this."

it's not all that crazy. you don't think the government has interest in creating genetically modified super human soldiers? we know for a FACT it does. it's been documented. you don't think russia or china has interest in such a thing? you know they do. and anything russia or china is or would be doing we are doing. to do it first and do it better.

he's some kind of experiment that they just monitored from a distance and let keep growing. and i mean this was probably initially started with just a few people who believed it could be done and that's why it started small and covert using regular civilians. until they could show the results to the higher ups and say "look at this, you don't wanna fund this on a larger scale?"

and where else would such a person end up besides in a professional sports league?

I think there is probably some secret base(s) out there that are now filled with people like lebron, younger than him probably. if they couldn't see how well the experiment worked until he was about 16-18 years old (he was pretty much a full grown man at 16 and could have came off the bench for any NBA team if not started) than maybe there are a bunch of 9-15 year old super humans like lebron (not copies of him but given the same genetic boost that he was) eating chow in some secret barracks right now.....

until someone comes forth and the DNA test shows him to be his father (and a bunch have come forward and been shown not to be) than I will believe this is AT LEAST possible.."
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solid theory.....orrrrr PEDs
 
SC kid said:
This always gets me lol

" I am 100% dead serious when i say I think there is at least a 50% chance that lebron is a genetically modified human being and in turn, has no father.

I am dead serious. I believe lebron was grown in a test tube and then artificially implanted into gloria james and carried to term. no human being should possess his combination of size, strength and athleticism. AND to book it all out, he's very intelligent too. (besides the decision) remember how much poise he had just coming into the league at 18 years old? it's un-natural. how often have TV analysts described him as a "freak of nature" .....maybe it's truer than we know.

I am serious. we all know (and I swear I am not saying this to be insulting or mean) that lebron's mom was a crack addict...it's just a fact, it happened. I am NOT saying this to be mean, in fact I am a heroin addict and know a few woman who have sold themselves for dope, it happens. they are not bad people.

and the government has a history of using prostitutes and impoverished people in "experiments." read about MK-ULTRA. it happened. the CIA used to have prostitutes slip LSD to johns and then the agents would watch what happened thru 2-way mirrors. the government helped start and continue the crack epidemic of the 80s.

I believe that lebron was a precursor experiment to create super soldiers. something where they were just like "well let's test it out on some poor people that no one will notice and see if we can get any results before we sink more billions into this."

it's not all that crazy. you don't think the government has interest in creating genetically modified super human soldiers? we know for a FACT it does. it's been documented. you don't think russia or china has interest in such a thing? you know they do. and anything russia or china is or would be doing we are doing. to do it first and do it better.

he's some kind of experiment that they just monitored from a distance and let keep growing. and i mean this was probably initially started with just a few people who believed it could be done and that's why it started small and covert using regular civilians. until they could show the results to the higher ups and say "look at this, you don't wanna fund this on a larger scale?"

and where else would such a person end up besides in a professional sports league?

I think there is probably some secret base(s) out there that are now filled with people like lebron, younger than him probably. if they couldn't see how well the experiment worked until he was about 16-18 years old (he was pretty much a full grown man at 16 and could have came off the bench for any NBA team if not started) than maybe there are a bunch of 9-15 year old super humans like lebron (not copies of him but given the same genetic boost that he was) eating chow in some secret barracks right now.....

until someone comes forth and the DNA test shows him to be his father (and a bunch have come forward and been shown not to be) than I will believe this is AT LEAST possible.."
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My only question would be, why have we not seen someone else like him? If he was such a success then there would be others ... If there is a secret base filled with LeBronites, I am guessing they would escape at some point ... Either due to the scientists constantly tweaking the formula to see how far they could go, creating a super-duper spaceman, or because they are so intelligent they just take over ...

I actually think LeBron is dumb ... He is an intelligent basketball player and has a crazy mind for memory, but he is a poor orator and allowed his life long friend, who is a moron, to control his business interests ... Any and everyone involved in the decision should have been fired ... That was a cataclysmic failure ...

We are watching greatness and who knows if he's an experiment gone right, but let's enjoy it ... I will say, he did look grown as **** at SVSM ... Which begs the question, was Greg Oden an experiment gone wrong?
 
storm2006 said:
Man. I haven’t caught up to the thread yet but last night was a rollercoaster of emotion. Per young sage nick. nick. ’s advice, I decided after leaving the telly for dinner I would block off the world from the game since this restaurant didn’t have TVs. I wanted to enjoy the experience.

After that first quarter lead, when I left the hotel, I was like
CD580442-70CA-4890-94B6-D616F5B95757.gif


Fast forward a mere two and a half hours later. Stomach was full of delicious tapas and rich sangria. I knew it was the night. Lebby would finally not to the finals for close to a decade.

Prior to dessert, around 11:25PM EST, folks go make a bathroom run and I’m at the table by myself. I think that checking the scores would be the dessert before the dessert. I notice near 100 missed texts. Clearly this must Lebby slander, right?

I close my eyes, scroll to the bottom of my notifications and see the second quarter score and my immediate reaction was
A1F55D34-40BE-4BB0-8FBB-45F80CDB5616.gif


Lebby was closing in. As I frantically scroll to the third quarter and read the score...

4823239B-34F1-459B-AAB2-B3F663732C6C.gif


At this point, I’m truly feeling anxious. Will the Jaylen, Jayson and Terry prove the doubters and Bronsexuals wrong or will Lebby and his fan base prevail and have supreme bragging rights until Thursday? I see the final score.....

EE75EEEE-02C3-4675-8D7C-B42491F038D0.gif


Everyone comes back, super gleeful and the whole time I’m eating my dessert like
1FC302BE-AE49-4640-9C04-A2897E5E309A.gif


**** you LeBron not just for being overrated, not just for not being my GOAT, not just for being insecure to the point that in your heart of hearts you believe you’re beyond reproach and criticism, not just for being a phony but **** you for allowing your cult of unsavory fellows (s/o @wavycrocket for that poignant distinction) to ruin the NT NBA Thread experience for thread loyalists.
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A1 gif usage in your dissertation.
 
antidope said:
The fact that LeBron has never been hurt is one of the most impressive things I've seen in sports.

  • Has played more professional basketball than anyone
  • Been playing in the NBA since he was 18
  • Constantly at the top of minutes played
  • In his fifteenth year he plays all 82 and leads the league in minutes played.
All of this and then some combined with his style of play... How has he not been hurt?
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Savannah's juices needed to be tested. Must be strong
 
buc em said:
Jaylen Brown, Rozier and Smart were really a combined 8/42........

And they were being guarded by 32 year old George Hill, 32 year old JR Smith and 37 year old Kyle Korver........

What the ****
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Worse than the disappearing act by the Indiana Pacers whenever it was money time
 
I would like to reiterate that Boston couldn't even break 80 points last night against one of the worst defenses in the league
 
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