2021 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: Media Day...SHENANIGANS

[Maximus Meridius]

In no way would Simmons be a primary or even secondary ball handler with both murray and Jokic on the floor. But a Jokic/Simmons pick and roll would be hard to defend. A Murray pick and roll with Simmons with Jokic spotting up or ducking in would be tough because can pass. Should be a great cutter playing next to Jokic.

I don’t mind him handling in transition. Jokic can trail. But no way am I asking him play point anything. Don’t even point.

I get it but Ben already stands around too much and has low confidence, telling him he's not the PG you gon really have a problem. At least Porter can get hot every now and then.

 

[addict4sneakers]

I get it but Ben already stands around too much and has low confidence, telling him he's not the PG you gon really have a problem.

get down or lay down

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

My father can grow a full beard now and my brother got some chin strap bs going on

I knew a guy in high school who was 5'5 and his lil bro was 5'7. Pops was like 6'3 . Could be worse

 

[rbk93]

My father can grow a full beard now and my brother got some chin strap bs going on

Beard oil might help. Younger brother couldn't grow no facial hair, starting using beard oil and grew a chinstrap/bread with like a year or 2.

 

[addict4sneakers]

I knew a guy in high school who was 5'5 and his lil bro was 5'7. Pops was like 6'3 . Could be worse

My boy from college is 6’4”. His pops is 6’4”. His sister is 6’3”. Homie swears he was supposed to be 6’8” and he got robbed of a professional basketball career. Tallest man ever with a short mans complex

 

[Maximus Meridius]

My father can grow a full beard now and my brother got some chin strap bs going on

All you can grow is the Jay-Z lil whiskers?

 

[QU!K]

I got $20 that says Kyrie is one of them

 

[RustyShackleford]

To be honest, Wiggins is acting like an ***

It is his right to act like an ***, but still, this is dumb as hell. Take the damn vaccine brah

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Not surprising:

 

[RustyShackleford]

My boy from college is 6’4”. His pops is 6’4”. His sister is 6’3”. Homie swears he was supposed to be 6’8” and he got robbed of a professional basketball career. Tallest man ever with a short mans complex

Honestly, I can feel his pain. My dad is 6'1" my mom is 5'8". I have measured 5'11 and 1/2 without shoes since my junior year of HS.

As a teenager I practically freebased B-vitamins tryna get that last half inch.

Every night praying to Jah like...

 

[Based Jesus]

All you can grow is the Jay-Z lil whiskers?

Yup. Except I'm not ugly so it looks better on me. Ladies like playing with the chin hair for some reason so I know I'd be flourishing with the full beard

And now my LITTLE brother is outdoing me with the follicles?

Pops look like a skinny Ron Isley

Bro got his Giannis chin strap going

And I look like goddamn Wong from Doctor Strange

 

[lawdog1]

Thanks to the discussion on here today, I’ll never again look negatively at the fact I’ve been shaving since I was 12.

 

[Based Jesus]

Honestly, I can feel his pain. My dad is 6'1" my mom is 5'8". I have measured 5'11 and 1/2 without shoes since my junior year of HS.

As a teenager I practically freebased B-vitamins tryna get that last half inch.

Every night praying to Jah like...

Pops is 6'3"
Moms.....4'11"

It's a miracle I made it to 6'2"

And she still be roasting me for never making it to the league whenever someone signs a max contract

I'm like damn, whose fault is that?

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Yup. Except I'm not ugly so it looks better on me. Ladies like playing with the chin hair for some reason so I know I'd be flourishing with the full beard

And now my LITTLE brother is outdoing me with the follicles?

Pops look like a skinny Ron Isley

Bro got his Giannis chin strap going

And I look like goddamn Wong from Doctor Strange

Damn. When my goatee started growing in I felt unstoppable at 16.

 

[Blue Mamba]

Mustache Lebron was actually one of his best looks. He pulled it off well

 

[s-blaze]

Mustache Lebron was actually one of his best looks. He pulled it off well

Amber alert going out with this mustache

 

[RustyShackleford]

Damn. When my goatee started growing in I felt unstoppable at 16.

My struggle beard came in slowly throughout HS. My joint looked patchy and thin as hell for the longest. Like Dan Synder's turf company installed my beard.

But when I finally acquired enough blades to flourish, I remember getting a cut right before the first day of senior year and my barber finally asking the magic question "What you wanna do with the beard?".

And me being able to say the words "Clean up my face, but shape-up goatee and mustache" . Thinking in my head, "mannnnn these broads up at school ain't ready for me to hit them with this"

Brah, I walked into that first school assembly draped in We-R-One, feeling like Ric Flair walking out at Wrestlemania...

 

[reconic supreme]

 

[aepps20]

 

[akajae]

My father can grow a full beard now and my brother got some chin strap bs going on

Get the Fat Joe famb

 

[Maximus Meridius]

My struggle beard came in slowly throughout HS. My joint looked patchy and thing as hell for the longest. Like Dan Synder's turf company installed my beard.

But when I finally acquired enough blades to flourish, I remember getting a cut right before the first day of senior year and my barber finally asking the magic question "What you wanna do with the beard?".

And me being able to say the words "Clean up my face, but shape-up goatee and mustache" . Thinking in my head, "mannnnn these broads up at school ain't ready for me to hit them with this"

Brah, I walked into that first school assembly draped in We-R-One, feeling like Rick Flain walking out at Wrestlemania...

I remember when I went to a new barber and he ain't even ask if I wanted my mustache lined up, I was tryna let it grow but he lined it up on his own and I was nervous as hell. Then when he handed me the mirror... I was stepping to them lil chicks at school like

 

[elpablo21]

My struggle beard came in slowly throughout HS. My joint looked patchy and thin as hell for the longest. Like Dan Synder's turf company installed my beard.

This is where I was back then too



And I'm still there


Beard gawds came through with the perfect defense at the 1 on me

 

[Based Jesus]

I remember when I went to a new barber and he ain't even ask if I wanted my mustache lined up, I was tryna let it grow but he lined it up on his own and I was nervous as hell. Then when he handed me the mirror... I was stepping to them lil chicks at school like

I just watched this episode yesterday

 

[lawdog1]

I remember when I went to a new barber and he ain't even ask if I wanted my mustache lined up, I was tryna let it grow but he lined it up on his own and I was nervous as hell. Then when he handed me the mirror... I was stepping to them lil chicks at school like

I just watched this episode yesterday

If neither Tichina Arnold or Tisha Campbell broke at all while filiming that scene they are amazingly disciplined.

 

[tupac003]

Pops is 6'3"
Moms.....4'11"

It's a miracle I made it to 6'2"

And she still be roasting me for never making it to the league whenever someone signs a max contract

I'm like damn, whose fault is that?

Try graduating high school at 6'2...

Joining the Navy and in boot camp shoot up 6 inches.....

I was hurt bro....