2022 NBA Offseason Thread: Preseason kicks off; Things are fine in Los Angeles, Draymond beats the charges

[akajae]

that's not from trapped in the closet?

 

[Coupé It]

All the animal jerseys are fire. Every animal team needs to bring it back full time.

It's better than the Red White and Blue rehash crap. It's America we get it.

I’ve felt the same way for the longest man.

All these basic *** red/white/blue teams. So tired of it. It’s so boringgggg.

Red/White/Blue only makes sense to Philly and DC and that’s it. Every other team - do something DIFFERENT please.

 

[Coupé It]

Sparks uniforms are lowkey better than the Lakers uniforms…

 

[WASHED KING]

Sparks uniform is lowkey better than the Lakers uniforms…

They should make the Blue ones the full time uniforms

 

[Coupé It]

They should make the Blue ones the full time uniforms

No they shouldn’t.

They just have to get rid of the banana yellow and bring back the golden yellow color.

Also use the pre-2000’s Lakers font.

 

[Coupé It]

She likes EDM music? Yeah she’s off her rocker.

 

[ihust1e]

Brah that whole scene was elite level television. The whole season we were ****ting on the writers for having so many plot threads unaddressed and they addressed all them joints in one scene. Non stop action throughout.

I have shown people this scene without context and within 30 seconds they are enthralled.

To this day I be quoting from this joint too. A while back me and my girl went to get Peruvian chicken for her family. I said the place closes at 8, my girl swore she saw a sign for extended summer hours and they close at 10. We drive there, arrive at 8:07, and the place is closed.

When my girl calls her mom and said they gotta pick something else, and as soon as her mom inquires "Why, what happened". My girl tried to say there was a mix up on the closing time. Catch me yelling in the car "I didn't lie, YOU LIED, you did"

my homie legit hates power and refuses to watch when his girl does but he loves this video. It needs some kind of award

 

[lovehateself]

They should make the Blue ones the full time uniforms

nope

No they shouldn’t.

They just have to get rid of the banana yellow and bring back the golden yellow color.

Also use the pre-2000’s Lakers font.

at least they went away from the initial yellow hue from 2017

 

[elpablo21]

Better wash them hands

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

The Zeke Cross age reveal easily top 5 scene in television history.

Thought IT couldn't get any better until ihust1e posted the scene over the Ether beat in the Power thread.



The beat drop.

"I knew you was gonna let that ***** hit."

"Who?"

"Tha tha tha that wasn't my dad. That wasn't my dad. Right Auntie?"

Muerto.

Not the crumpled birth certificate mic drop

 

[akajae]

Better wash them hands

 

[smedroc]

Man trying to catch the GP2 piece.

 

[Blue Mamba]

 

[Mister Meaner]

I'm 5'11, I would love to have a kid playing in the NBA.

If I have a child with a average height woman, my son got no shot unless he hits the genetics lottery or is blessed with a Chris Paul level feel for the game.

Which will probably won't happen. .

Liz is 6'8". Having a baby with her would put our child in at least combo guard territory. That gives him a fighting chance.

So Liz definitely my type. Catch me at the 2042 NBA Draft like...

Naming him Jalen Jaden Shackleford too.

Doing everything to give my lil man a fighting chance.

#BlackFathers

I too am strategically choosing who receives these next .

Spoiler

Moms side got all the height but I’m the tallest on the paternal side at just 6’1. It’s in the genes mos def.

Eyeing this amazon Dominican shorty at my new office who I’m looking up to in studdering awe. She’s at least got me by 4”.

I’m tryna climb this mountain peak by Labor Day but I’m a patient man.

This is some forever **** too so more time just means more intel. The longest of long term investments.

Grandest & biggest boom/bust potential of all investments actually.

Seeing many of my peers worries me tho. There’s some dudes out here coming from wonderful homes just purposely being dumb****s. That is a legit disability imo but diagnosing it would break the system.

Without a doubt they’re here in droves.

 

[MVP]

 

[smedroc]

Mortal.

 

[kix2mny]

All for 1, 1 for all. She gotta get an exit row in coach with her comrades and agree to assist in the case of emergency or that seat in front of the bathroom got some extra leg room sometimes too back there by the air kitchen where stewardes be sorting out snacks and sodas

But I agree they should be flying charter

But just picture it though. They in the back by the bathroom getting puked on by babies and getting stale cheez its and room temp water and she got a villa in the front with leg room and real food just relaxing. Wifi probably works in first class too so she tweeting and **** from the skies while everyone cant hit their loved ones back until they touch down, then that miserable wait to leave the plane where everyone stands up and waits to deplane and the people in front of you take forever to get their bags out the overhead bins. I'm getting anxiety just thinking about it. Then you get to the bus and she been been there waiting, probably got a drink from starbucks too for just herself and nobody else and a neck pillow

Yooooooo! Way too accurate. This had me rolling. Been on a couple of flights with babies puking on people on the back of the plane. And people taking too long to get off the plane. Lmaooo

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Jalen got rid of Molly and said **** it

 

[freeze]

aepps20 get y'all man's

 

[freeze]

 

[NickFolarin]

Damn Sharife AND Te’a Cooper both out of the league SMH

 

[lawdog1]

Not the crumpled birth certificate mic drop

Never watched an episode of Power, but just checked out the clip of that scene

A lot to unpack there. Salacious.

 

[aepps20]

aepps20 get y'all man's

MY PRESIDENT AND YOURS TOO.

 

[antidope]

DJing looks like the most devoid of skill thing ever. Stand up there play songs. The end. What did you actually do? Like when people were mad gassed off Daft Punk... What do those dudes actually do? Play around in fruity loops? If they're even the ones doing that.

 

[Based Jesus]

We gotta hold a thread meeting about anti's music posts
Something must be done for the good of the forum