Adele Seems So Chill...

[Master Zik]

Her voice seems too masculine and soulful, given the content of what she is trying to sing about. How are you gonna take 20 seconds to spit out three words? Having a voice is one thing. Stick to the opera or something. I'm very surprised people find that voice soothing. I want to physically jump off a bridge when I hear her.

But we're not even talking about her supposed "talent" anymore. It's all about her popularity. She could fart on a video for 2 minutes and earn 50 million views. It's sad what somewhat talented people get pushed through the grates of society

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money makes people attractive

Or some dudes like pretty fat white chicks.

Even more so if they can sing and vibrate the mic.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Could you imagine getting top from Adele, and during the act she starts singing "Rolling in the Deep"

Da dong gonna be vibrating so much, it gonna feel like ole girl's inner cheeks are tectonic plates during a 7.2 eartquake

 

[girlslovewaffles]

Adele sucks.

 

[law3001]

Her voice seems too masculine and soulful, given the content of what she is trying to sing about. How are you gonna take 20 seconds to spit out three words? Having a voice is one thing. Stick to the opera or something. I'm very surprised people find that voice soothing. I want to physically jump off a bridge when I hear her.

But we're not even talking about her supposed "talent" anymore. It's all about her popularity. She could fart on a video for 2 minutes and earn 50 million views. It's sad what somewhat talented people get pushed through the grates of society

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[shogun]

Yeah, you should just stick to talking about trainers. You obviously don't like her and reaching for insults.

 

[deeksdog]

Could you imagine getting top from Adele, and during the act she starts singing "Rolling in the Deep"

Da dong gonna be vibrating so much, it gonna feel like ole girl's inner cheeks are tectonic plates during a 7.2 eartquake

 

[PRIME]

Her voice seems too masculine and soulful, given the content of what she is trying to sing about. How are you gonna take 20 seconds to spit out three words? Having a voice is one thing. Stick to the opera or something. I'm very surprised people find that voice soothing. I want to physically jump off a bridge when I hear her.

But we're not even talking about her supposed "talent" anymore. It's all about her popularity. She could fart on a video for 2 minutes and earn 50 million views. It's sad what somewhat talented people get pushed through the grates of society

Bruh...

 

[Chopper]

Stay in the beer thread Wally. You're washed.

 

[doublemesh96]

id rather chop it up with adele than beyonce anyday 

 

[SC kid]

You lie

 

[doublemesh96]

i said chop it up not smash 

 

[dipsetgeneral]

That's her husband! Oh my goodness...

Ohhhh i see..

 

[jape]

Could you imagine getting top from Adele, and during the act she starts singing "Rolling in the Deep"

Da dong gonna be vibrating so much, it gonna feel like ole girl's inner cheeks are tectonic plates during a 7.2 eartquake

you tried but that was just corny as hell

 

[SC kid]

i said chop it up not smash 

Ahh.

Yea beyonce got thar outside the lines coloring book smooth brain.

 

[chichiloves5s]

money makes people attractive

This af.

Ahh.

Yea beyonce got thar outside the lines coloring book smooth brain.

 

[Mark Antony]

Her voice seems too masculine and soulful, given the content of what she is trying to sing about. How are you gonna take 20 seconds to spit out three words? Having a voice is one thing. Stick to the opera or something. I'm very surprised people find that voice soothing. I want to physically jump off a bridge when I hear her.

But we're not even talking about her supposed "talent" anymore. It's all about her popularity. She could fart on a video for 2 minutes and earn 50 million views. It's sad what somewhat talented people get pushed through the grates of society

My god do you even realize how pretentious you sound? Peel back on the cynicism a bit, this is trying way too hard.

 

[dipsetgeneral]

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This GIF is gold

 

[youngthundercat]

Her voice seems too masculine and soulful, given the content of what she is trying to sing about. How are you gonna take 20 seconds to spit out three words? Having a voice is one thing. Stick to the opera or something. I'm very surprised people find that voice soothing. I want to physically jump off a bridge when I hear her.

But we're not even talking about her supposed "talent" anymore. It's all about her popularity. She could fart on a video for 2 minutes and earn 50 million views. It's sad what somewhat talented people get pushed through the grates of society

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[babyface34]

I can't go all the way off the mark in actually believing that her music is "trash", but it just doesn't move me at all. All the talk about her being so "soulful" is an enormous reach imo.

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Listened to that Hello joint, her voice is incredible. Type of song to definitely put you in the feels.

**** that song

I work in a gym and it comes on every hour

 

[RustyShackleford]

Could you imagine getting top from Adele, and during the act she starts singing "Rolling in the Deep"


Da dong gonna be vibrating so much, it gonna feel like ole girl's inner cheeks are tectonic plates during a 7.2 eartquake

you tried but that was just corny as hell

k

Her voice seems too masculine and soulful, given the content of what she is trying to sing about. How are you gonna take 20 seconds to spit out three words? Having a voice is one thing. Stick to the opera or something. I'm very surprised people find that voice soothing. I want to physically jump off a bridge when I hear her.

But we're not even talking about her supposed "talent" anymore. It's all about her popularity. She could fart on a video for 2 minutes and earn 50 million views. It's sad what somewhat talented people get pushed through the grates of society

Da hell

 

[robtoofresco]

Listened to that Hello joint, her voice is incredible. Type of song to definitely put you in the feels.

**** that song

I work in a gym and it comes on every hour

Bet you come up behind all the papis & offer them assistance w/ their squatting form.

 

[shogun]

I can't go all the way off the mark in actually believing that her music is "trash", but it just doesn't move me at all. All the talk about her being so "soulful" is an enormous reach imo.

You don't think she has a soul?

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Lol @ getting head while she is singing. Wod anybody seriously want that?

 

[jape]

Lol @ getting head while she is singing. Wod anybody seriously want that?

no one who has actually gotten head before, no. 

so only rusty would obviously.