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Start listening to some Patrice O’Neal
The biggest Pimp kicking free game
RIP to the funniest man ever
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Start listening to some Patrice O’Neal
The biggest Pimp kicking free game
RIP to the funniest man ever
I'm far from the best looking guy. Hell I'm probably the only guy in my family that cant get girls. It's crazy. My peers smoke, drink, dont workout and look good as hell. I don't smoke or drink but I'm downright atrocious. Like what it is? I eat like crap and masturbate fairly often I'll admit. Man like earlier today this chick that I was introduced to by her mom has been acting kind of snobby since then. Like as we were leaving to go home it seemed she just couldn't stand being next me. Like wtf. What can I do to fix this?!?! Will exercising help??? I know eating healty will. I deleted all my ****ing porn too (all 2 TB of it). What's up yall talk to me. I want girls. And please dont say some corny bull**** like "looks dont matter" because in this day and age it totally does. This ain't the 90s anymore.
start with 2s and work your way up
Bruh I need you to spend one last night pounding off to all the porn in the world, shoot as many of ya loads everywhere you can. Fire them off like you’re invading Normandy. Once ya drained never touch ya **** again. Women can smell desperation and the stank that rises from ya pits from pounding off too much. Be confident and holla at every piece of ***** that walks into a room. Start hitting up them old age homes and rehab centers. Smash some depressed old ladies. Hit up the college bars. Smash some drunk chicks. Hit up Kohl’s, smash some Mexican moms. You gotta be hitting everything everyday.
You should change up the wardrobe, maybe your old look isn’t helping you. Also, don’t be afraid to smile at women. Doesn’t matter if you have zero plans to holler at them, believe me a smile opens doors.
Like a wise NTer says,
sexy yaself up Pa.
Jay Z isn’t ugly. I personally think he is kind of cute.Jay-Z got Beyonce and he's ugly AF. All you have to do is make a billion dollars and you'll be fine. Rap, sell dope, do what you gotta do to get your Bey.
He’s the one with the porn, not me.I need that 1080p with no pop-ups.
Man he already repels them walking down the street. You want him to start shooing them away via automobile?OP this may sound crazy but have you considered using reggaeton.
Start bumping it in your whip with the windows down, go to some discoteccas, etc.
Some PR dude moved a couple houses down blasting that sh*t at inopportune times. It’ll be 1 in the morning on a Wednesday and he’ll go to his car, open all his car doors, and just blast that ****. If I weren’t moving I’d probably kick his as$.OP this may sound crazy but have you considered using reggaeton.
Start bumping it in your whip with the windows down, go to some discoteccas, etc.
It certainly wouldn't take away from your current situation, it would only add another element.
Man he already repels them walking down the street. You want him to start shooing them away via automobile?