Best Pick-Up Lines

[st0mper ltd]

Originally Posted by vietsta4o8

excuse me miss, but i got lost in yo eyes. can i get the directions to your heart?

"Dat a mirror in yo pants cause i can see myself in 'em."

If she gives you a

just hit her with that uppercut

 

[timbo109]

Originally Posted by Reprisentin MIA

i also will walk up to a girl i have never met before and say "wow, i'd really love to get to know you and maybe take you for a ride on my horse throughout town at midnight"
and she'll say "wow, thats very classy"
and then you say "yes, i am old school...very very old school"
and she says "really, how old school?"
and then you take out a wooden club hit her on the head and drag her by her hair back to your house and have sex with her
that'll show her your old school

This one had me dying. The hilarity of your lines/scenarios, even if they don't bring success, makes them worth it.

 

[x1xjigsawx1x]

Originally Posted by St0mpEr LtD

Originally Posted by vietsta4o8

excuse me miss, but i got lost in yo eyes. can i get the directions to your heart?

"Dat a mirror in yo pants cause i can see myself in 'em."

If she gives you a

just hit her with that uppercut

 

[czur1127]

Originally Posted by seventh letter

Let's play carnival, you sit on my face and I try to guess how much you weigh

Giggity, Giggity Gigga-deee

 

[jd3772000]

HILLARIOUS THREAD...

 

[czur1127]

if i was ur heart........... would u let me beat

 

[brandology]

Glance.. look at her for a sec. "Hey you look familiar." continue from there

 

[club29]

Reprisentin MIA
Ive never seen someone post so many unfunny lines in one thread.

You have ATLEAST 2 dozen humors attempts in here and none of them landed.

 

[bboy1827]

Originally Posted by SC415

Originally Posted by seventh letter

This guy is too corny

I seriously

You don't understand how I

@ this one I'm at workright now and people are looking at me weird because of this post.

 

[arrjae]

at most of them....
might use some of them,
thanks NT!

 

[c0nev3rge]

lololol

 

[chrisshouraisei]

OP's ideas aren't even pick-up lines they are like YNS Smashing Lines ffs

 

[atmosquare]

i came up with this one yesterday: "If I had all the ice cream in the world. I'd trade it all for just one scoop of you." it worked. try it outand you're welcome.

 

[zeen1ne]

Originally Posted by a55a5in11

Originally Posted by ZEEN1NE

eyy bebe, ill take you shoppin bebe

or

eyy dime a ver chufry, dame culo

OR

dime a ver mami, tu sabe colar cafe?

I bet this works wonders for you. cant even talk right in english why you talking spanish?

bro. you dont even know.

 

[solematic j21]

Will Smith got a couple of good ones from The Fresh Prince.

 

[so slickening]

Okay this is my go-to line, and I guarantee the cuteness of it will get SOMETHING if you try it enough. Might even work first try. Has for me.

"Hey, my friend over there *motions toward a friend of yours or a random person* bet me I couldn't get a date with the most beautiful person in(insert whatever you want here, bar, park, city, etc.). Would you like to go to dinner or a movie with his money?"

 

[djprestige21]

how did this whole thread not get shut down in one post?

NT is really slippin.

 

[wanksta23]

Originally Posted by So Slickening

Okay this is my go-to line, and I guarantee the cuteness of it will get SOMETHING if you try it enough. Might even work first try. Has for me.

"Hey, my friend over there *motions toward a friend of yours or a random person* bet me I couldn't get a date with the most beautiful person in (insert whatever you want here, bar, park, city, etc.). Would you like to go to dinner or a movie with his money?"

nice

 

[electricfeel11]

something dirty

growin up i wanted to be an astronaut. that woulda been my only chance to explore uranus.

 

[raptors29]

Do these pick-up lines actually work? I might try one, one of these days

 

[og_Rodney]

A few funny ones I've heard.

"Ay girl, were you raised on a farm? Cuz you sure know how to raise c0cks"

"Ay, if your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit between the holidays?"

 

[ryda421]

 

[cake513]

im easy, how bout you?

 

[td the god]

"I'm not the most attractive guy in this joint, but I'm the only one talking toyou"

 

[kanyeeezy]

"im not fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock"