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Originally Posted by MJ All Day45
Originally Posted by ToLiveandDieinNJ
I don't get blacked out, I remember like 2/5ths always. I've never woken up without, my phone, wallet, or car keys
-19yrs old in Aruba, on vacation with my boy, his two older bros, sis, mom/dad.
-We are in Carlos and Charlies, drinking those yard drinks.
-I just get hammered, and decide that I've had enough.
-I go back to the hotel, without telling anyone.
-Stop on the corner to puke, leaned up against a stop sign, and this i think he was British dude, comes over with a napkin and is just wiping my face for me. I remember hugging his girl, and walking away.
-Stumble back to the telly about a half mile along a dock that I easily couldve fell off of, wake up on the roll a way bed, butt naked, face down, with my arms completely at my sides. But my clothes were perfectly folded and my boy said he didn't do that
-17 yrs old, NYE, big house party, with liqs supplied by the parents, chicks house who was are twins and their older bro was running the bar.
-Dude goes to blaze and tells me to watch over the bar. -
Next thing I know, I'm chugging Goose with the beer tap hanging out of the corner of my mouth like a camelpak. Proceed to get into the middle of the dance floor and got so dizzy busting a move that I just fall down and start puking straight beer foam.
-They throw me in the corner on like a bean bag chair, and when I come to, I'm surrounded by all the girls' purses. I run all of them. and then get up and go outside
-Out there smoking a cig trying to collect myself, and my boy comes out and jumps thru the glass patio furniture table. For whatever the reason, that %*+! made me pass out instantly.
-I'm now laying outside in Jan in NJ on the ground in the backyard. Someone comes and pours beer on my head, I get up like yo you trying to scrap, throw a mean punch, somehow hit myself and I fall right thru the stockade fence.
-About an hour later, I drove home.
18yrs old Party at Rutgers, dude made Jungle Juice out of Goose.
-Girl who I am visiting tells me and my boy that we can smoke out of the window of the dorm at the end of the Hallway
-We are doing that, but start blowing the smoke at the smoke detector, it goes off, whole dorm empties, It's pouring rain outside, fire department comes, the whole 9.
-I'm hiding in the bushes shook. When the coast is clear. I realize, I am now completely turned around, all these dorms look the same, and no one is answering their cell. So I'm just wandering aimlessly.
-Out of no where I hear someone shouting my name. My boy Mark is hanging out of one of those windows that only opens inwards, IDK how he was doing it. So I go back over there. And drink more,
-End up in a girls bathroom, just puking hard, with Mark standing on the toilet in the stall next to me, just bigging me up the whole. Time, saying I'm the toughest dude he knows, and all this nonsense. I finish puking recover.
-Go into these girls we know from HS dorm. And then decide I need to drive the 20mins home and bounce. SMH.
There are more stories, but I don't wanna bore you guys.
*I can't breathe*
