Creepiest thing a girl has ever said to you? Vol. VA Girls Are Nuts....

Originally Posted by Vince Dirty

After me and my boy (both 16 at the time) choke and poked a 30 year old escort.

Me: I like that tattoo, what is it?
Her: My husbands name.
You 16 and you gotta share a @%%+*% with your boy? smh
Let alone the fact that you cant get the box?
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Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by vctry20

Put your finger in my @%*
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Same chick drunk dialed me once:
"The reason you seem so right Andy (Me), is that I can see us still together in the future, I mean the distant future"
so why didnt you just put ur finger in her bootyhole?
I guess I should've hit you with the back-story. This girl is strait prude on the outside, still kind of is, I didn't know she was thecloset freak she was until I smashed like the third time.

So anyways on this particular evening I'm puttin in the work and getting the usual "oohs" and "ahhs", we're kinda keeping it on thelow though because we were at her cousins house but she keeps getting progessively louder

Then all of a sudden she just goes "PUT YOU FINGER IN MY %^&" but it was like a shout like she was possesed by the devil or something so that+!%% just came out of nowhere to me, but believe you me, I didn't skip a beat. I was pumped, I even wound up a little bit and was just like

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Originally Posted by cucumbercool

her."can you pee on me?"
me."whattt"
her."yeah, i like it. only in the bathtub though"


tell me you did it. how often can you pee on a person and they're okay with it?
 
Originally Posted by Gregory House

A girl that's with someone else - "I love you"
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i've gotten that. same chick told me she wanted to have my kid..a week after she had a kid with her dude. she said if i didn't want to, she'd juststay on top of me until i nutted in her. -.-
 
We were arguing and she said she wanted to kill me. I
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...Than she proceeded to explain in detail how she would kill me, blade how many stabs ect.....I ranout of there, and never returned her phone calls. Little did I know she tattooed my name on her body
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Originally Posted by Mangudai954

Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5

Originally Posted by dunks87

i can't speak for my other native VA girls but i'm not nuts....


you have proven otherwise on here i.e. flippin on P


Lol that doesnt make her crazy. Nice try tho

putting son on blast on JC and trying to ruin his college life cuz she not happy how things turned out. why no that ain't crazy at all
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you came to her defense but you ain't getting nothing. nice try tho captain
 
Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5

Originally Posted by dunks87

i can't speak for my other native VA girls but i'm not nuts....


you have proven otherwise on here i.e. flippin on P


Lol that doesnt make her crazy. Nice try tho

putting son on blast on JC and trying to ruin his college life cuz she not happy how things turned out. why no that ain't crazy at all
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you came to her defense but you ain't getting nothing. nice try tho captain


Dont remember that part
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And captain? Yea ok
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Me: Why are you telling me about your man? That's not my problem
Her:It's not that. I cheated on him twice and caught syphilis and gonorrhea
Me: I cant talk to you no more
Her: I know you was a crab Negro....

Her: I might be pregnant
Me: I KNOW it aint my kid so what the uff you telling me for?
Her: Damn, you're mean!

Her: You have this thing....you're definitely from Flatbush...you have a nonchalance..but it's not good...but you also have this other side aboutyou....it's intriguing
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Me: Yeah aight cool.
 
Originally Posted by blackmagnus514

Me: Why are you telling me about your man? That's not my problem
Her:It's not that. I cheated on him twice and caught syphilis and gonorrhea
Me: I cant talk to you no more
Her: I know you was a crab Negro....

Her: I might be pregnant
Me: I KNOW it aint my kid so what the uff you telling me for?
Her: Damn, you're mean!

Her: You have this thing....you're definitely from Flatbush...you have a nonchalance..but it's not good...but you also have this other side about you....it's intriguing
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Me: Yeah aight cool.


wth
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Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5

Originally Posted by dunks87

i can't speak for my other native VA girls but i'm not nuts....


you have proven otherwise on here i.e. flippin on P


Lol that doesnt make her crazy. Nice try tho

putting son on blast on JC and trying to ruin his college life cuz she not happy how things turned out. why no that ain't crazy at all
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you came to her defense but you ain't getting nothing. nice try tho captain

yall are elephants i swear. but none of you all know what really happened and i'm not going to address it cause it's in the past but all that i saidwas completely justified, so i don't have to explain myself to ya'll. think what you like, it matters not to me.
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