Creepiest thing a girl has ever said to you? Vol. VA Girls Are Nuts....

[thousandaire]

Originally Posted by solefood229



"lets go to your grandmothers grave i wanna meet her"
^^
never talked to that broad again

Hilarious

 

[shortydoowopp]

Originally Posted by Fantastic4our

757 > Nova

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

actually believe it or not we do. read about it in mens health mag.

Yea. Thats why it feels good when you get a chick to like that one spot

believe it or not, it's called the prostate.

it's the reason why taking a nice dump feels so damn good.

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Yup. I know all about that stuff.

 

[dakingii]

Originally Posted by keepzdasneakz

This was in the morning..

Me: *yawn* Good morning

Girl: Morning!
Me: When did you wake up?
Girl: I didn't...
Me:....?
Girl: I was just watching you while you were sleeping this whole time.

but to tell u the truth i wouldnt have even tripped if a girl told me that. In all honesty i wouldnt let half the things these chicks have said to dudes inthis thread get to me but im just one of those people who dont take alot of things seriously. If a chick told me she wanted to have my kid i would be like"aight" lol and switched the conversation up.

 

[doj3858]

I had a South African guy tell a friend of mine that he would "take me to Africa, put me into a lion's den, and at the last minute he would come to myrescue because I would call for his help." All because I ignored him and he liked me.

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by awwsome

Originally Posted by MetallicNitro

Her: "Would you $^%& a girl in the @ss?"
Me: "I dunno"
Her: [2 min later] "If a girl asked you to $%^& her in the ***, would you"
Me: "Maybe"
Her" "Wanna $%^& me in the ***?"

same girl also admitted to having some personal time with a dog

 

[elgnud]

dont run...cause ill find you where ever you are, ''giggles'' and smile real big

imagine how creepy that is

 

[so uptempo]

keep this alive this is hilarious

 

[23kidd]

I want 7 kids

 

[sneakerholic2058]

Originally Posted by SNEAKERKING757

Originally Posted by abeautifulhaze

"You should mess with my mom for a week so she can feel how I feel....*giggles*...I'm serious "

Wow...

 

[ericescobar]

Originally Posted by rck2sactown

Originally Posted by CWrite78

Originally Posted by Gregory House

A girl that's with someone else - "I love you"

i've gotten that. same chick told me she wanted to have my kid..a week after she had a kid with her dude. she said if i didn't want to, she'd just stay on top of me until i nutted in her. -.-

thats like rape isn't it?

 

[snaggykicks]

Originally Posted by ericescobar

Originally Posted by rck2sactown

Originally Posted by CWrite78

Originally Posted by Gregory House

A girl that's with someone else - "I love you"

i've gotten that. same chick told me she wanted to have my kid..a week after she had a kid with her dude. she said if i didn't want to, she'd just stay on top of me until i nutted in her. -.-

thats like rape isn't it?

?

 

[cj863]

We n the middle of a session nd shorty is like "spit on my back"... im like

biggest turn off ever

 

[b smooth 202]

Originally Posted by CJ863

We n the middle of a session nd shorty is like "spit on my back"... im like

biggest turn off ever

what the %+!@

 

[nychiphophippo]

Originally Posted by CJ863

We n the middle of a session nd shorty is like "spit on my back"... im like

biggest turn off ever

u should have nutted in her hair

 

[ericberry14]

Originally Posted by snaggykicks

Originally Posted by ericescobar

Originally Posted by rck2sactown

Originally Posted by CWrite78

Originally Posted by Gregory House

A girl that's with someone else - "I love you"

i've gotten that. same chick told me she wanted to have my kid..a week after she had a kid with her dude. she said if i didn't want to, she'd just stay on top of me until i nutted in her. -.-

thats like rape isn't it?

?

?

 

[jordanvilover]

THAT PROBABLY IS CONSIDERED RAPE....

Phone call to the popo:
"Ummm hi, this girl I hooked up with wont stop #+#+%%@ me and wont get off, please help. SHE wont get off unless i you know....inside of her.HELP!"
ahahahahahahah

 

[twill250]

"Can i lick your ***"


Me :

 

[916kings]

Originally Posted by keepzdasneakz

This was in the morning..

Me: *yawn* Good morning

Girl: Morning!
Me: When did you wake up?
Girl: I didn't...
Me:....?
Girl: I was just watching you while you were sleeping this whole time.

And guys say wayyy more creepier things to women btw

 

[ballinamillion1]

I dont like this girl:
"so do u have anything u want to tell me or anything u would love to let me know about concerning me in particular"

I hit her with the ??? then when she explained what she said which was what I already knew i hit her with nope nothing at all

i feel bad but it not myproblem

 

[robby valentino]

Originally Posted by 916kings

Originally Posted by keepzdasneakz

This was in the morning..

Me: *yawn* Good morning

Girl: Morning!
Me: When did you wake up?
Girl: I didn't...
Me:....?
Girl: I was just watching you while you were sleeping this whole time.

And guys say wayyy more creepier things to women btw

no real way of proving that...

plus im not involved with dudes so...

 

[sik wit it]

"is it in yet?'


ftl

 

[cucumbercool]

Originally Posted by shatterkneesinc

"would you still love me If I was a victim of rape"

that is legitimate if she really was raped because some dudes may just say no

If that is a random question however..

 

[apollo xxxiii]

Haven't had a really odd girl myself, but my boy told me of this one time his ex-girl told him (on their first time gettin' it crackin'): "Ihope you're bigger than my brother..."

I still see this chick everytime I go to church on Sundays and I can't even make eye contact with her.

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by Apollo XXXIII

Haven't had a really odd girl myself, but my boy told me of this one time his ex-girl told him (on their first time gettin' it crackin'): "I hope you're bigger than my brother..."

I still see this chick everytime I go to church on Sundays and I can't even make eye contact with her.

[Camron]"That s's disgusting"[/Camron]