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Originally Posted by AEA18
Should have told the person it wasOriginally Posted by Luong1209
"Why they have flavored condoms for? Vaginas can't taste nothin..."
Dumb things you've heard people say
cash is king
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NT went in witht this thread haa
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cash is king
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^^^goin to hell
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^^^^^ speaking of dumb sayings
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I saw my buddy at the mall:
me: hey man, what'd you get?
him: oh a just a "jean"
me: don't you mean "jeans?"
him: no, I just bought one
he also said that the new girl in transformers has "baluntuos" lips
lol!
me: hey man, what'd you get?
him: oh a just a "jean"
me: don't you mean "jeans?"
him: no, I just bought one
he also said that the new girl in transformers has "baluntuos" lips
lol!
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I was in the barbershop and heard this old dude say
"What college did LeBron go to?"
Then "I like the way you move" comes on the radio and he proceeds to say
"That Andre 5000 is a bad man"
"What college did LeBron go to?"
Then "I like the way you move" comes on the radio and he proceeds to say
"That Andre 5000 is a bad man"
weekz
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my coworker once said "Aren't people from India considered Native Americans"
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I took an intermediate microeconomics class this summer at George Mason.
Professor: "and we all know who 'discovered' this great country."
Girl: "Christopher Columbus."
Professor: "And in what year was that?"
Girl (she's mad confident now because she was the only one that answered since it was obvious): "1776!"
She sits in the middle of the classroom so the whole class turned their heads towards her and gave her a $** face. Then she slouched in her seat the rest of the class.
Professor: "and we all know who 'discovered' this great country."
Girl: "Christopher Columbus."
Professor: "And in what year was that?"
Girl (she's mad confident now because she was the only one that answered since it was obvious): "1776!"
She sits in the middle of the classroom so the whole class turned their heads towards her and gave her a $** face. Then she slouched in her seat the rest of the class.
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wait for it.
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cum inside of me...i wanna know what it feels like
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Originally Posted by RyanNYC
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wait for it.
i WAS DYING LAST NIGHT.
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Originally Posted by CanIFly34
Originally Posted by JayHood23
2003
*Dad calls house phone*
Me: Hello
Dad: Where are you?
Me: uhh home
I like this one
i do this all the time to my boy.. he got his cell phone turned off..
after he says home ill proceed to say
"upstairs or downstairs?" like it matters
shame on me
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"how many cups of water do you think are in this glass? "
Ummm idk...
"get me a ruler so I can check"
Huh?........
Ummm idk...
"get me a ruler so I can check"
Huh?........
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did you see this....Originally Posted by Stixx
cum inside of me...i wanna know what it feels like
Remy LeBeau
formerly carbon16
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Me: "I wish I would've payed attention in my Spanish class
Sister in-law: "Why would you wanna speak foreign? We only speak American here"
Me:
Sister in-law: "Why would you wanna speak foreign? We only speak American here"
Me:
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Originally Posted by INS
did you see this....Originally Posted by Stixx
cum inside of me...i wanna know what it feels like
your point being?
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Originally Posted by Stixx
Originally Posted by INS
did you see this....Originally Posted by Stixx
cum inside of me...i wanna know what it feels like
your point being?
Take a minute and think why i would post something similar to what you are saying. IDK maybe its about the crazy *@#$ girls say when you are laying the pipe. I'm out...... I get buns........ Darealyst
Sir San Diego
formerly brolic scholar
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Right, can't believe no one else caught this.Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar
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Originally Posted by Stixx
cum inside of me...i wanna know what it feels like
Haha this one is funny.... I wanted to do it too
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im about to OD..Oh no..Originally Posted by JayHood23
Right, can't believe no one else caught this.Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar
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