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Originally Posted by High Altitude
Originally Posted by jm2000
Just for clarification some planes can go in reverse, just not in the air obviously.
Dumb things you've heard people say
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me: those two european sisters....its hard talking to them though
friend: yeah i know, they dont speak good American
friend: yeah i know, they dont speak good American
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Working at CVS/Pharmacy. . .
Customer: Can I get the 12 hour Allegra over the counter
Me: I have the 12 hour and also have the 24 hours
.. still want to stick with the 12 hour one?
Customer: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE pssssh *attitude* smirk and roll his eyes at me
Me:
Customer: Can I get the 12 hour Allegra over the counter
Me: I have the 12 hour and also have the 24 hours
Customer: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE pssssh *attitude* smirk and roll his eyes at me
Me:
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Obviously, but not in the air so....You basically said nothingOriginally Posted by High Altitude
Originally Posted by jm2000
Just for clarification some planes can go in reverse, just not in the air obviously.
hella handsome
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Originally Posted by undefinedinc
Obviously, but not in the air so....You basically said nothingOriginally Posted by High Altitude
Originally Posted by jm2000
Just for clarification some planes can go in reverse, just not in the air obviously.
Dumb things people say, right?
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When i was an RA i found a resident with a pet fish... You are not allowed to have animals in the dorm. I told the kid i was going to drown it. He just stared at me with the face. I then realized what i said and quickly said i mean poop in the bowl.
face. I then realized what i said and quickly said i mean poop in the bowl.
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smh
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weekz
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no its not. i personally was talking about people in generally. ive noticed tho that most white people will actualyl say where the person is from or just say hispanic/latino.
in my experience of course
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"Why they have flavored condoms for? Vaginas can't taste nothin..."
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winnerOriginally Posted by Luong1209
"Why they have flavored condoms for? Vaginas can't taste nothin..."
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Originally Posted by 504 D1 Prospect
winnerOriginally Posted by Luong1209
"Why they have flavored condoms for? Vaginas can't taste nothin..."
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Should have told the person it wasOriginally Posted by Luong1209
"Why they have flavored condoms for? Vaginas can't taste nothin..."
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my friends mom gets angry when l calll the house phone during thunder storms..LMAO
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This thread is priceless.
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Originally Posted by JayHood23
2003
*Dad calls house phone*
Me: Hello
Dad: Where are you?
Me: uhh home
I like this one
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Teacher ask this chick in class, "who had the motivational slogan "Yes we can", girl goes and say's "Bob the Builder". Sad part was this was a college class.
Homie told me one time he was on the train, and something happen in which the train needed to stop. He told me a person said " I hope the train did not catch a flat".
Homie told me one time he was on the train, and something happen in which the train needed to stop. He told me a person said " I hope the train did not catch a flat".
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Originally Posted by amine2345
Originally Posted by supahoopa
im about to eat at my guys house..
pam: u dont want any bacon?
me: no ma'am im fine i dont eat pork.
pam: we have ham! do you want any of that?
in 9th grade my social studies teacher asked me to give a talk about islam to our class, so someone asks about what can be eaten
me: well, we don't eat pork...
teacher: so you've never eaten pork?
me: no.
teacher: not even ham?
me: no.
teacher: not even bacon?
me: no.
teacher: what about fried chicken? i LOVE fried chicken!
me:
SWEAR this happens WAY too much to me
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One time I was with my homeboy out on la brea and some orthodox Jews happened to walk by.My homeboy looked to me and said "Oh S**t!Look dog there go some pilgrims!
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Originally Posted by High Altitude
Originally Posted by wheredeydothatat
Moron.
Poor kid
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not too long ago, I left my roommate a message on the fridge white board telling him to refill the water jugs while I was at work, but i wrote it vertically down the board and didn't realize that I placed it back on the board so that the letters were sideways.
I come home and the jugs aren't refilled, this is how the convo went
"why didn't you refill the water?" he goes
"huh? you never told me to"
"i left you a note on the white board..."
"that's what it was?? I can't read that french %$%#"
I hand him the board and turn it sideways
"OOOHHHHH!"
I come home and the jugs aren't refilled, this is how the convo went
"why didn't you refill the water?" he goes
"huh? you never told me to"
"i left you a note on the white board..."
"that's what it was?? I can't read that french %$%#"
I hand him the board and turn it sideways
"OOOHHHHH!"
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love these threads.
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I think this is appropriate for this thread
smh at these people
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close your mouth when u talk to me lol I laughted