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I'm crying
But he's right! The chick will still mess with the dude in the lambo
Dumb things you've heard people say
But he's right! The chick will still mess with the dude in the lambo
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I taught high school math for two years in Mississippi through Teach for America.
1.
Student: "I don't eat things I can't spell and that's why I don't eat corn."
Me:
2.
Student: Mr. Green, what does MILK holiday mean?
Me: You mean MLK holiday?
Student: No, the cafeteria lunch schedule said next Monday is MILK holiday
Me: No you didn't read it correctly Paul, it's the holiday to celebrate the life and achievements of Dr. Martin Luther King.
Student: *gives confused look as if he doesn't know who MLK is*
Me:
1.
Student: "I don't eat things I can't spell and that's why I don't eat corn."
Me:
2.
Student: Mr. Green, what does MILK holiday mean?
Me: You mean MLK holiday?
Student: No, the cafeteria lunch schedule said next Monday is MILK holiday
Me: No you didn't read it correctly Paul, it's the holiday to celebrate the life and achievements of Dr. Martin Luther King.
Student: *gives confused look as if he doesn't know who MLK is*
Me:
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My friend said "UMBLIVERANT"
I still don't know what he was trying to say..
I still don't know what he was trying to say..
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I'm belligerent?
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This chick told somebody they needed to chill with the sarcasticness
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"Didn't you shower this morning, idk how you do that...I ain't bout to wash up every day, I ain't no female"
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Eh, I don't have a small **** or a nice car
Nah, I'm just playing. I have a tiny **** and I'm still poor. Pause.
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girl 1: where are all the black guys?
girl 2: idk lets check the basketball court
girl 2: idk lets check the basketball court
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i was on HOME and these two kids were playing the dozens. one started crackin' on the other's hair cut and typed ''...old receiving hairline having _____ _______...''
...had me crying.
...had me crying.
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"I could care less."
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man my friends have been trying to convince me all week that the moon landing never happened and it was all a hoax. smh..
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Man I like those (any XI colorway that is not the Spacejams) Spacejams
marion706
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Originally Posted by AEA18
Man I like those (any XI colorway that is not the Spacejams) Spacejams
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I never get ppl say half dozen, when six is easier and faster to sayOriginally Posted by ill steelo
I'm at mcdonalds and I ask the lady for a half dozen nuggets. And she says "You can either get 4, six, or ten."
So I say "I can get six, but I can't get a half dozen?" And she says "Yes" with an attitude.
supremacy
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I work part time at CVS and this one time I was scanning items:
Customer takes out a coupon and goes, "hey, I have coupon but it's expired, will you guys still take it?"
Me:...
Customer takes out a coupon and goes, "hey, I have coupon but it's expired, will you guys still take it?"
Me:...
OneNightDan
formerly mryoungmoney
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Hmmm things like when people say "Hella'".
Reason being thet don't use it correctly.
"It's hella' hot"!
Translation: It is hell of hot?
Doesn't make sense!
Reason being thet don't use it correctly.
"It's hella' hot"!
Translation: It is hell of hot?
Doesn't make sense!
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YooooooooooOriginally Posted by theone218
In my 10th grade world history class my teacher asked the class what are two major religions in Japan during the time we were studying
one person said buddhism and this one girl said samsung.
EVERYONE in our class looked at her like
One of the stupidest things I have ever heard
*Some of the quotes in this thread are straight comedy. It's sad, but funny to know how dumb people can be. I hope people keep this thread going.
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Blacks calling Latinos/Hispanics "Spanish"
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Originally Posted by JayHood23
She got you playboiOriginally Posted by NY Mavurs
*Hands lady coffee*
Lady: Thank you sir.....its a blessed day outside, the Lord is good, do you go to church?
Me: Only when i can
Lady: Do you want the Lord to bless you everyday or only when he can?
Me: NEXT!
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"All rappers are rich''
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Girl: What are you?
Me: Filipino
Girl: Oh, I thought you were Asian.
Me: Filipino
Girl: Oh, I thought you were Asian.
Spoiler [+]
Waits for Asian/Pacific Islander comment
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2003
*Dad calls house phone*
Me: Hello
Dad: Where are you?
Me: uhh home
*Dad calls house phone*
Me: Hello
Dad: Where are you?
Me: uhh home
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Fat Joe has street cred