Dumb things you've heard people say

[bjm5295]

Originally Posted by j4ck

Originally Posted by Supremacy

I work part time at CVS and this one time I was scanning items:



Customer takes out a coupon and goes, "hey, I have coupon but it's expired, will you guys still take it?"

Me:...

happens almost everyday my man. Some managers don't care. When i'm working at the register, i dungivvafuu; i still give it to them....

if thats the worst youve heard at cvs, youre winning.

at mine, we actually take expired extra buck ones, certain others, but not MFR ones.

off the top of my head, i had a woman call the store on the photo line once and start off the conversation "hi, uhh... hey what day is it?"

people standing at registers that are closed, have NEXT REGISTER PLEASE signs up, and the killer is now we made signs to say PLEASE SEE PHOTO LAB FOR SERVICE and they just STAND THERE... CAN YOU READ? >.<

5 years and counting, something new almost every day..

ill try and think of more later.

 

[sn3akeraddiict]

Chicken Of The Sea Tuna Fish "Is It Chicken Or Is It Tuna" - Jessica Simpson

 

[beerdrum108]

Originally Posted by gameovertripleh

i was at six flags marine world one year, and my friend and i were walking away from a ride.

we see a group of kids holding a portable fold up park map, but didn't know where they were on the map.

one of the kids said "where's the 'you are here' sh*t on this map?"

my friend and i looked at each other and laughed for a good 3 minutes.

Noooo!

 

[amine2345]

Originally Posted by supahoopa


im about to eat at my guys house..

pam: u dont want any bacon?

me: no ma'am im fine i dont eat pork.

pam: we have ham! do you want any of that?

in 9th grade my social studies teacher asked me to give a talk about islam to our class, so someone asks about what can be eaten
me: well, we don't eat pork...

teacher: so you've never eaten pork?

me: no.

teacher: not even ham?

me: no. 

teacher: not even bacon?

me: no. 

teacher: what about fried chicken? i LOVE fried chicken!

me: 

 

[youngj00]

Once my co-worker said that he drives better when he's drunk. He's had 2, yes 2 DUI's.

 

[81kb]

Originally Posted by JordanPP30

I made a dumb/funny comment years ago.

I have a blind aunt.. and she called my house trying to reach my dad but he wasnt home... I was about to give her his cell # and asked her if she had a pen to write it down.

 

[cash is king]

Originally Posted by 81KB

Originally Posted by JordanPP30

I made a dumb/funny comment years ago.

I have a blind aunt.. and she called my house trying to reach my dad but he wasnt home... I was about to give her his cell # and asked her if she had a pen to write it down.

REKLESS 

  

 

[olx9o]

My brother does some weird #$$#.

One day: *Buys hamburgers to grill, but no hamburger buns or cheese slices*

We used regular bread to make burgers & and a couple days later he'll end up buying the buns & cheese when the burgers are already done. 

 

[sixzerofour]

Originally Posted by jdi23

At work

Customer: Can I pay my bill here?
Me: Yeah, but we only take cash
Customer: So yall dont take debit?
Me Nah only cash
Customer: What about a check?
Me -__-

This is guaranteed to happen at least once a week.

YO I feel you're pain. 
You work in a restaurant?

Me: "My friend's going to vietnam over the summer for a wedding, apparently his family over there is crazy rich"

Girl: "What's a vietnam?"

Me: "....it's a place in asia.. have you ever had pho?"

Girl: "Well, obviously"

Me: "That's a vietnamese dish"
Girl: "Oh really? I thought it was just a name for that type of food"

Me: "....yeah, FROM Vietnam"

Girl: "I don't get it"

Me: 

 "I'm driving you home"

and to think, I was trying to smash before 

 

[danzinreallife]

Y'all ever heard of Overheard in New York?

So many lulz to be had on that site.


When I was working at Nike (and everyone knows that the swoosh and name is everywhere in the stores):
*customer walks into store*
Me: Hey there, how are you?
Customer: *stares at me blankly* Oh... So it's just Nike here?
Me:

sure is.



Me and my Ma watching a rugby league match...
Ma: Who's that player there?
Me: Kevin Locke.
Ma: No, that guy there. With the ball.
Me: It's Kevin Locke.
Ma: No, the guy running now.
Me: Ma, it's Kevin Locke. Number eleven.

Ma: Oh...

now it's a running joke with her. Smh at her not believing me.

 

[cash is king]

people in the street and nt posts "I Want to move to Cali but i dont really have money should I" ???

 at these ppl its messed up on your pockets out here if you got money yea just set yourselfs up for failure.

 

[dallassneakerhead08]

Originally Posted by DanzInRealLife

Y'all ever heard of Overheard in New York?

So many lulz to be had on that site.


When I was working at Nike (and everyone knows that the swoosh and name is everywhere in the stores):
*customer walks into store*
Me: Hey there, how are you?
Customer: *stares at me blankly* Oh... So it's just Nike here?
Me:

sure is.

 

[buggz05]

*checks Facebook message, it says "i sent you an email, read it" *checks email, email contains one of my Facebook pics with the comment "you look good in this picture" *thinks, are you *@*+%*% serious? Just comment on the damn photo.

 

[slab_diaz]

http://niketalk.yuku.com/...lipinos-considered-Asian

 

[2lipslegit]

Originally Posted by s1eepyboy

My brother does some weird #$$#.

One day: *Buys hamburgers to grill, but no hamburger buns or cheese slices*

We used regular bread to make burgers & and a couple days later he'll end up buying the buns & cheese when the burgers are already done. 

That really got me. Like he'll do this type of stuff regularly?

 

[GTA 809]

My boys aunt said the 9/11 attacks were done with one plane. According to her, they hit the first tower, put the plane in reverse than hit the second tower. Everyone hit her with the not sure if serious face when she said that.

 

[onlysomejordans]

Summer School in HS years ago learning about Native American and directions they migrated.


Teacher: (pointing with ruler in hand) They moved North towards what is now Vermont...
Girl: That's North? I thought North was when you went up like towards the sky (points up).
Everyone within earshot:

 

[djc]

ha

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by blackngold1z

According to her, they hit the first tower, put the plane in reverse than hit the second tower.

 

[2o6]

Originally Posted by MrYoungMoney

Hmmm things like when people say "Hella'".
Reason being thet don't use it correctly.
"It's hella' hot"!

Translation: It is hell of hot?
Doesn't make sense!

hella means a lot.


mryoungmoney, are you really old?

 

[2014nbaballin]

"The NBA, we're a small sorority, we're like brothers, I would never do that to a brother"

 

 

 

[coldcity]

Originally Posted by hella handsome

Originally Posted by MrYoungMoney

Hmmm things like when people say "Hella'".
Reason being thet don't use it correctly.
"It's hella' hot"!

Translation: It is hell of hot?
Doesn't make sense!

Uhhm... My dude.... 


I think you're the dumb one this time 

damb

 

[coldcity]

Originally Posted by JordanPP30

I made a dumb/funny comment years ago.

I have a blind aunt.. and she called my house trying to reach my dad but he wasnt home... I was about to give her his cell # and asked her if she had a pen to write it down.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[coldcity]

Originally Posted by blackngold1z

My boys aunt said the 9/11 attacks were done with one plane. According to her, they hit the first tower, put the plane in reverse than hit the second tower. Everyone hit her with the not sure if serious face when she said that.

 

[5dividedby4]

Originally Posted by Weekz

Originally Posted by Oh YoU MaD

Blacks calling Latinos/Hispanics "Spanish"

so true.  i have a friend who is actually spanish and since i met him in first grade i've never made that mistake.  it used to erk me but i just realized people wont change unless they want to.

so when whites say it it's all right?