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My step sister says "oh wow its 115 degrees in fonix...wheres fonix"
Me "its pronounced Phoenix
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Me "its pronounced Phoenix
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Originally Posted by maddog345
I was going over to my friends house to play 2K9 on his Xbox 360:
Friend: I gotta update the rosters.
Me: Ok cool
Friend: (inserts ethernet cord from his 360 to my laptop)
Me: What are you doing?
Friend: Doesn't your laptop come with internet
Me:
Not quite. The guy who spent $25 has $25 less. So in essence he lost $25, The $20 he drew cash back was his money in the first place in adifferent form so that is 0 net gain. For a total of $25 net loss..Originally Posted by eaalto
Originally Posted by Essential1
Originally Posted by AG 47
Originally Posted by Luong1209
My co-worker told me one night:
Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.
My co-worker was just "" and handed back his $20.
Waaaaait, maybe I'm dense, but yall effed that one up.
Let's say what he bought was $25. He put down a $20 bill and $5 on his card.
He asks for $20 in cashback and you hand him his $20 back. So he got to keep
his $20 and what he bought for only $5?
They get the money back from the bank..
When you do something debit it asks for cashback... If you hit yes and you get cash back it is like a withdrawal of w/e amount ($20 in this case) So really he did pay $25...
Paid $20 in cash so he is -20... $5 on debit so he is -5 on his card.. And then took $20 out on cash back from his card linked to his account.. No one loses money. Except the guy spending $25.
This is what the transaction would look like:
Transaction Total: $25
Tender: $20 cash Tender: $25 debit ($5 balance + $20 cash back)
Total tendered = $45 Change = $20 cash
No one loses money, as ape said, the action was simply redundant.
I refuse to believe that he did it just to get another transaction, I simply believe that he was just that stupid to not realize the difference.
Originally Posted by BIGKOREY510
dumbest thing ever
homie: aye look at that dudes oly vii's they hella fake they got a 9 on the back insted of a 23
me:
was he referencing Chuck Norris?????Originally Posted by TeamJordan79
one of my boys said ....."it's like killing 2 stones with 1 bird"
Originally Posted by So Authentic
Originally Posted by Joe Cool23
On vacation in another country.
Relative: "Can they also see our moon?"
no way
Originally Posted by needsomejays
this one chick in my class last year asked if Minnesota was a state. @*!+% was dumb as bricks
Should of sent her this!!Originally Posted by ExtRaOrDinaRy SwAg
Originally Posted by FlipnKraut
Broad: My macbook wont turn on, I hit the power button and nothing happens
me: have you plugged in your charger?
broad: what charger?
me: the charger that came with your computer when you bought it
broad: what? why would i need to plug in a charger, its wireless.My neighbor is the same way. Here's a convo I had trying to explain a wireless network to her
Her: Down the road, I want to get rid of my home computer and get a labtop. I want a labtop that I can take with me anywhere and get internet. How does this work. Who do I get the internet/e-mail from for the labtop. Can you relate to me step by step how I go about doing this?
Me: As long as it is a wireless laptop, you CAN get Internet anywhere there are wireless networks available. But most people have passwords on their wireless signals so it's not guaranteed. Laptops are the same as your home computer, you'll still have Internet Explorer and you can access your email the same way you do now. There is no difference between a laptop and your home computer except for the fact that you can take it with you.
Her: But what equipment do I need with that, if it is wireless. What do you mean by wireless networks?
Me: You don't need equipment; it's already built in the laptop. Wireless networks are what you have to connect to to use the Internet. Your computer at home is connected to the internet through the modem; a wireless laptop gets the Internet without connecting any wires, that's why it's called WIRE-LESS. An example is people who use their laptops at Starbucks, they have to connect to Starbucks own wireless network to use the Internet while they are there.
Her: So I can go anywhere and plug it in and it will work!
Me:(stopped responding to the emails at this point)
Originally Posted by calibeebee
Originally Posted by ThatDudeChris
lol.. people i swear.. Sometimes Im scared to drive on the same road as these people.. I remember when i worked at the photo section in Walmart some lady brought me a camera battery and asked me to help her develop the pics off it.