DUMB Things You've Seen or Heard Vol. Damn, Are People THAT Dumb?

[35kd]

Originally Posted by JoRdAn fEtIsH

Me: are rice crispies made of rice ?

*sigh* ive said so many stupid things in my life. smh

wait...they are right? *goes to google*


edit: yup

 

[parada45]

In the Love Guru

He says that B.I.B.L.E stands for

Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth

My gf bro was like "really I didn't know that"
Me and my GF start cracking up

 

[j23s]

On that Desean Jackson special before one of their games he said

"Its UNpossible to stop me"

 

[patentboy23]

Here's one of my dumb moments.

Friend: You know Jager?
Me: Nah, I don't know him
Friend: Noooo, Jagermeister

 

[its labrev]

Some girl saying 'Illuminati gave Michael Jackson his skin disease. Do your research.'

 

[young street86]

This girl told me she didn't believe in dinosaurs because they werent mentioned in the Bible...

Convo in high school
-Teacher: illegal aliens should be deported and come thru the country in a legal way....
-Girl: So are u saying people who come here illegally are aliens

 

[saxman2112]

Originally Posted by Lalph Rauren

When people say let me get a cheeseburger with no cheese,

When I was working at McDonald's inside one of our school's dorms, we'd have people come in doing that all the time. We'd just pull out theold hamburger wrappers and send them out.

 

[alleniversonfan01]

I had my Girls nephew try to "school" me on the new 7 day theory about how Pac is still alive last night.

 

[k i n g x b]

it always gets me when people say
i could care less or when they go he turned his life around made a complete 360

 

[saxman2112]

Originally Posted by K I N G x B

it always gets me when people say
i could care less or when they go he turned his life around made a complete 360

On a related note:

"Why do they call the Xbox 360 a 360? Because you go to buy one and do a complete 360 and walk back out."

 

[sighfur]

Originally Posted by saxman2112

Originally Posted by K I N G x B

it always gets me when people say
i could care less or when they go he turned his life around made a complete 360

On a related note:

"Why do they call the Xbox 360 a 360? Because you go to buy one and do a complete 360 and walk back out."

umm.. what do you mean by this? you'd buy one again? because walking out would be a 180

 

[needsomejays]

Originally Posted by saxman2112

Originally Posted by K I N G x B

it always gets me when people say
i could care less or when they go he turned his life around made a complete 360

On a related note:

"Why do they call the Xbox 360 a 360? Because you go to buy one and do a complete 360 and walk back out."

so that it could have a 3 like the PS3, if they called it Xbox 2, people probably would have thought it was

inferior, just my take on it

 

[chegtr]

SAME girl form my workplace, after this dude from Ohio was telling her about the Native Americans and the Trail of Tears (getting kicked off their land andWALKING to florida-miami area--i'm sure I lost some of you who dont know their history too)

.....:


girl: They got to go miami? Hows that sad?!


kid: They had to WALK off their homeland all the way there! (kid was getting pissed)

you're so damn ignorant.


girl: ?

at least they didnt have to walk back... (she was dead serious)

me: face-palm lol.

 

[skill jonez]

Originally Posted by CheGTR

SAME girl form my workplace, after this dude from Ohio was telling her about the Native Americans and the Trail of Tears (getting kicked off their land and WALKING to florida-miami area--i'm sure I lost some of you who dont know their history too)

.....:


girl: They got to go miami? Hows that sad?!


kid: They had to WALK off their homeland all the way there! (kid was getting pissed)

you're so damn ignorant.


girl: ?

at least they didnt have to walk back... (she was dead serious)

me: face-palm lol.

They actually had to walk to The Indian Territory (present-day Oklahoma), not Florida.

 

[datguy615]

we was texting

girl: What you doin??
me: On my computer listen to waka flocka
girl: Aw fun
me: Eh no maybe if you was here
girl: Where???
me:

different girl (we have a snow day so no school

)

girl: What you doin??
me: Playing my game with a friend
girl: Cool
me: Yup..
girl: Are you at school??
me:

no im playing the game with a friend
girl: I thought they cancelled school
me:

they did...
girl: then what happend??
me: What are you talking about??
girl: Are you at school??
me:

no im at home playing my game
girl: Omg...ok

All this happend today

 

[optimusprimeaphia]

Originally Posted by jumpmankb

One time I got a crispy chicken sandwich from Wendy's and asked for no mayo. When I opened the sandwich it was just lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a bun. I took it back to the register and asked for a new one with chicken and the guy goes, "oh, I thought you said no chicken." I gave the ultimate

. My new sandwich had mayo on it too.

 

[saxman2112]

Originally Posted by Sighfur

Originally Posted by saxman2112

Originally Posted by K I N G x B

it always gets me when people say
i could care less or when they go he turned his life around made a complete 360

On a related note:

"Why do they call the Xbox 360 a 360? Because you go to buy one and do a complete 360 and walk back out."

umm.. what do you mean by this? you'd buy one again? because walking out would be a 180

 

[mrshadow]

 

[dnycemodel]

I got one about myself when i was 16. I go in for a job interview at Just For Feet. We had a questionaire to fill out and one of the questions was "whatvendors do we sell?"
Me: I saw a gatorade machine a coke machine and a snack machine
The Boss:

He proceeded to tell every employee that was working

 

[gaut24]

I was at my friends house, chillin

and playing some COD... He asked when new years evewas... I

and turned to look at him but he was dead serious....I turned back aroundwith the

face and had to pretend like I didn't hear him.

 

[Deleted member 38182]

Originally Posted by rawjs

During the 2008 Olympics, my buddy turns to me and says, "Why is Carlos Boozer playing for us, isn't he from Alaska?"

at least he knew that Boozer was from Alaska

SwanginOn4z wrote:

---

as a rookie, jason kidd in an interview said he would turn the team around 360* and generate some wins. lol
i forgot what teqam he played for but i know it was his rookie year!
It was when he was with Dallas.......... Lamar Odom also said the same thing when he was with the Clips

 

[sensaciondelbloque]

Originally Posted by rck2sactown

Originally Posted by rawjs

During the 2008 Olympics, my buddy turns to me and says, "Why is Carlos Boozer playing for us, isn't he from Alaska?"

at least he knew that Boozer was from Alaska

SwanginOn4z wrote:

---

as a rookie, jason kidd in an interview said he would turn the team around 360* and generate some wins. lol
i forgot what teqam he played for but i know it was his rookie year!

It was when he was with Dallas.......... Lamar Odom also said the same thing when he was with the Clips

 

[sputnik]

Originally Posted by gaut24

I was at my friends house, chillin

and playing some COD... He asked when new years eve was... I

and turned to look at him but he was dead serious....I turned back around with the

face and had to pretend like I didn't hear him.

what were you guys

?

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Originally Posted by jumpmankb

One time I got a crispy chicken sandwich from Wendy's and asked for no mayo. When I opened the sandwich it was just lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a bun. I took it back to the register and asked for a new one with chicken and the guy goes, "oh, I thought you said no chicken." I gave the ultimate

. My new sandwich had mayo on it too.

"Mayo"

 

[ncjamn]

Originally Posted by OptimusPrimeAPhiA

Originally Posted by jumpmankb

One time I got a crispy chicken sandwich from Wendy's and asked for no mayo. When I opened the sandwich it was just lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a bun. I took it back to the register and asked for a new one with chicken and the guy goes, "oh, I thought you said no chicken." I gave the ultimate

. My new sandwich had mayo on it too.