Fools Wildin Thinking They Doing It Unappreciation Vol Get The @#*+ out

[Tigron]

Welp I just learned something new about myself

 

[ahat]

All those bottles of water looking like

 

[kingkoopa]

 

[had pants]

 

[jayhood23]

It's lit

Shorty was dying to grab mans meat

 

[illwill8710]

NT THICCC!!!

 

[willypete]

When life hits you hard and you just say **** it

 

[hand2handking]

 

[had pants]

 

[trueprada]

Social media was abuzz this weekend with a video depicting a baby-faced Sunderland fan sitting alongside his fellow supporters at the Stadium of Light, taking in the day’s match while also appearing to take a pleasant **** right there on his seat. The kid, later revealed to be 17-year-old Callum Mawson, has since come forward, and explained that not all was what it seemed. Though it was mostly what it seemed.

Stadium stewards eventually rounded up Mawson and arrested him.

Because of some slightly erroneous reporting from someone purportedly on the scene, the original story was that the visibly inebriated Mawson “curled one out” (the “one” of course being a turd) on the seat before standing back up and later being escorted away by the stewards. This was only partially correct. Local paper North News caught up with Mawson and let him give his side of events, which did include lots of alcohol but not any actual pooping [note: you’ll have to open the video below in a new tab to watch the interview]:

Mawson, according to a Newcastle Chronicle report, claims that prior to heading over to the stadium, he drank “12 bottles of Bud and six pints of Strongbow Dark Fruit” while only eating a couple pieces of chocolate from an advent calendar. In that state intoxication, all he remembers specifically from his time at the Stadium of Light was showing up, getting to his seat, and then some time later coming to in the stadium’s holding cell.

“The only way this could’ve happened,” Mawson says in the above video, “was I must’ve just sat in me seat and just been in that bad of a way that maybe I just thought it was a toilet and then done that, I don’t know.” He did clarify, though, that he never loosed his bowels there, as both a nearby spectator and the police themselves confirmed.

Mawson comes across as earnestly apologetic for his behavior, and has already faced some fairly stern repercussions. Along with being arrested for “suspicion of being drunk in a sports ground,” the Englishman has been suspended from his job as a business admin apprentice and expects to eventually be fired. Understandably, having his not-terribly-uncommon teen hijinks play out in public like this has been a pretty ****** experience. Said Mawson:

“I don’t know what was going through my head when I did it, I really don’t. There’s been people messaging me giving me hate. I don’t want people to think I don’t care, I am ashamed of it.

https://t.co/4YZD3qzDxP

 

[dirty]

This why i stopped shopping at walmart years ago except online. 1/2 the time i see vidoes of fools wildin its in a walmart isle

 

[trueprada]

Dothan, AL checking in today

 

[djaward]

facebook.com/OnlyFightingRu/videos/967355986759796/

 

[djaward]

 

[Bad Moon Rison]

 

[edshoecator]

need to see these mammaries.

 

[hand2handking]

Spoiler: Mammary

 

[jayhood23]

Spoiler: Mammary

Joints not even plump

 

[bigty23]

Bruh I ALMOST feel sorry for females nowadays, the ratio from corny weirdos to normal dudes is getting out of hand.

 

[MetalMario]

instant stalker status

 

[DadNboujee]

UBruh

 

[kdslittlebro]

Shooters shoot

 

[hand2handking]

 

[Liquid Swords]

They should've forced to board after everyone else got on, and then cancel her ticket

 

[John Wick]

disgusting