funniest way to tell a chick off...vol ??

[queensfinest101]

lmao whats the funniest ways you could think of or heard somebody dump a chick..

girl: baby what do you want to be for halloween
guy: single

 

[kingjamesvehs]

..... im gay

 

[and i love it]

Have girl like... oh.. wha? I was expecting Moose hunter orsomething........

 

[yankeesfan0130]

last night while i was sleeping i went through another step in puberty.know i am gay.sorry for the sudden change

 

[yankeesfan0130]

last night while i was sleeping i went through another step in puberty.know i am gay.sorry for the sudden change

 

[yankeesfan0130]

last night while i was sleeping i went through another step in puberty.know i am gay.sorry for the sudden change

 

[islandfeeling]

you: hey honey
her: hey what you up to
you: just looking at break up lines on google because i just can't find the right one

 

[brettthejett]

You can say that again...^


"have you gained weight? I told you I don't mess with horses"

 

[primavera vills]

We're done

Huh?

We're done.

This is out of nowhere, why? What happened?

Me and the boys need some other power.

What?

Leave me alone.





Not funny, but based off a true story.

 

[jthagreat]

OUtside of the gay stuff posted...lol

 

[mr monday niight]

[cam]And that #%%*$ was soooo wack
It was wack, B. Yo, $##% you[/cam]

 

[i love nikes]

 

[cr8tiverec21]

Dump a girl i'll ust tell her straight up that its over
BUT a week or so ago my friend threw a party and my ex is a good friend of one of my bros gfs, she was talking %@%@ about one of my friends drinking too muchand getting sick , I said she wouldnt be laughing if her head was in a bucket, one thing lead to another and i told her she never meant anything to me and thenshe started crying then i said oh u tough now that ur feels are hurt.

I kinda feel like a douche about it but hey shes been askign for someone to tell her like it is for a long time

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by Primavera Vills

We're done

Huh?

We're done.

This is out of nowhere, why? What happened?

Me and the boys need some other power.

What?

Leave me alone.





Not funny, but based off a true story.

This is the second time Ive heard power used that way.

 

[jibbycanoe]

Originally Posted by yankeesfan0130

last night while i was sleeping i went through another step in puberty.know i am gay.sorry for the sudden change

well being the devout muslim you are don't you have to stone yourself to death now?
oh and it's 'now' we all 'know' what you are

 

[The_Isomotion31]

Fake your own death ala Family Guy episode with Quagmire

 

[tyeung53]

a girl my freshmen year said this

"sean your my 05 bf and its 06 im looking for the new model bf and an upgrade"

it backed fired bc she was known as that B*^*@ on campus and no one wanted anything to do with that not even just to smash (she caught herpes from the next bf)

 

[club29]

Sup our relationship sucks

 

[djaward]

TheWindScar31 wrote:

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Fake your own death ala Family Guy episode with Quagmire

I LOVE FAMILY GUY.

 

[kdwallace]

True story about a guy I used to work with:

Him: What would you like for Christmas?

Her: A Divorce.

Him: ha ha. Seriously, what do you want?

Her: Seriously, a divorce.



Cold. Never liked her anyway. He's better off now.

 

[nothingbefore]

TO ME .

WHEN YOU SHOW YOUR FACIAL FEATURES IS EVEN BETTER

GIVE THAT FACE IS PRICELESS

LIKE HOW CAM IN KILLA SEASON SHOT DUDE IN THE STORE


THATS HOW I DO IT


THEY GET HURT QUICK