Girl asked me if she was pretty via text... did I blow it with my sarcastic response?

[beezylocks]

real life...

na bruh you messed up...

but you definitely have to shoot the screen shots or you lying...

 

[sk08]

when they send u an ugly pic just say u didnt get it because the file is too large and ask them to try another one

Swag.

 

[picknroll24]

I'm convinced that OP is a troll.. Screen cap or ducktales

Yea I think this guy also had a drunk text thread recently... smells like a troll

 

[sk08]

i bet u thought that was smooth too

it's an ex girlfriend, not some random. And yeah, I thought that was pretty dope boy. She finally responded by the way. It's gravy.

 

[cruzair13]

if you post the picture from the text,
we'd all help you out to save you with a response.

 

[sk08]

Chance of her not replying cause she had a case of commit that....

What's that mean?

 

[quik1987]

 

[kspar]

Doing the usual texting girls before bed routine and one of them sends me a pic of her from last night asking if she looked pretty. Real talk it was a horrible pic so I thought she was kidding. So I sarcastically responded with:
- You sent the wrong picture, dear.
- Doesn't instagram have a filter that removes extra makeup?
No response.
So I'm like maybe she was serious, so I send a screenshot of Drake's "Best I Ever Had" playing on my iPhone, with caption "Real answer."

No response.

i bet u thought that was smooth too

this. Looks is all that matters for girls. these unnecessary blows will cost you the yambs. At least for 1 week ... excercise the left hand and visit the female threads. Dont get caught as that would only make it even worse

 

[mister negative]

mr. negative is a phony.

Don't speak on things you know nothing about, boy.

Darko knows...

 

[sk08]

if you post the picture from the text,
we'd all help you out to save you with a response.

How do I post a screenshot from my phone? I have no prob doing that.

 

[sk08]

this. Looks is all that matters for girls. these unnecessary blows will cost you the yambs. At least for 1 week ... excercise the left hand and visit the female threads. Dont get caught as that would only make it even worse

You are 100% right. Less is more, especially with new slams. This is just an ex ex ex that I was being sarcastic with. I think my responses were hilarious and if I blew it then you guys can laugh at me crashing and burning. I clearly don't care or I'd be responding with "You're gorgeous" kitty whipped type stuff.

 

[tony montana]

The samething happened to me before lol, I thought she was trolling but when I found out it was just a bad pic I was apologetic.. I think she got over it

 

[coolgraymemo]

you forgot "please respond"

It's not too late.

 

[sk08]

Accusing her of sending the wrong pic is funny, no? Instagram removing the extra makeup? I bet she was salty even if she was kidding.

 

[haddix]

I thought it was common knowledge that you tell any girl you're talking to that she's "beautiful" "gorgeous" etc, etc. Even when you're lying.
Text sarcasm is not to be used until after yambs are had.

This

 

[waitwut]

no pics no care

 

[sk08]

You can't tell all these attention seeking broads how pretty they are everytime they fish for compliments. Gotta knock em off center with sarcasm once in a while imo.

 

[kareem the dream]

someone pm me when there's pics..

 

[cruzair13]

How do I post a screenshot from my phone? I have no prob doing that.

Are you using your computer to post? or your phone?
best way is to just email it and then post on here.

 

[PRIME]

Will return after pics are posted.

 

[jordanscrub]

That's not cool

 

[teamcharisma69]

will rep hard if OP posts pics

 

[coolgraymemo]

Coming up on page three and still no pics?

 

[omega]

i know op is gonna clutch it and come through.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Thought that there will be some pics..