Girls 52 Faking FTL!

The absolute worst. I really don't get it. This one girl I knew, who I barely talked to would hit me up out of the blue, set up a date, and then when theday came she wouldn't answer her phone. Deaded that instantly.
 
Originally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy

I came in here thinking this was going to be about a 52-year old woman faking an orgasm...

My bad
Not with ya boy, they all authentic
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But anyway I hate when broads do this, especially when we suppose to kick it and they don't answer the phone when you call
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Haah I feel you. I have had this happen to me a few times. Next time they txt me ill just hit them up with the f do you want!
 
HaHa OP...

You should know that while you were crying and making this thread, the Parakeet was prolly smashing...word to...





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Originally Posted by SuperAntigen

HaHa OP...

You should know that while you were crying and making this thread, the Parakeet was prolly smashing...word to...





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(**I expect only a few to understand the significance of this gif.)


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But
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to the chicks that do this
 
YEAH FEMALE DID THIS TO ME

HIT ME UP AT 10 AM


SAID SHE HOME ALONE IF I CAN COME OVER ( SMASH PASS WITHOUT A DOUBT?)

I SAID YEAH ..

THEN SHE SAID OKAY

I TEXT HER AROUND 11 AM

TOLD HER IMA BE THERE AT NOON 30

SHE HIT ME WITH THE ..OH WAIT NEVERMIND WE HAVE TO DO THIS NEXT TIME

CAUSE I HAVE TO GO SOME WHERE NOW ( THOUGHT SHE WAS HOME ALONE THO?)


SO I TOLD HER " U PLAYING GAMES _ _ _ "


9:30 PM COME AROUND

HER STATUS UPDATE SAYS

" JUST GOT BACK HOME .. BLAH BLAH IM FEELING HIM SOO MUCH & THE WAY HE DO ME "


I JUST HAD THE
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FACE


NEVER HIT ME UP AGAIN AFTER DAT SMH ..
 
Another prime example:

(Calls chick)
Her: Hello
Me: Hey wussup
Her: Nothin... hey call me back in like ten minutes.
Me: Ok

(15 minutes later)

Me calling: *ring... ring... ring... ring...* *I hang up

(5 minutes later)

Me calling again: *ring... ring... ring... ring...* *I hang up again

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Originally Posted by Nothin4ever

YEAH FEMALE DID THIS TO ME

HIT ME UP AT 10 AM


SAID SHE HOME ALONE IF I CAN COME OVER ( SMASH PASS WITHOUT A DOUBT?)

I SAID YEAH ..

THEN SHE SAID OKAY

I TEXT HER AROUND 11 AM

TOLD HER IMA BE THERE AT NOON 30

SHE HIT ME WITH THE ..OH WAIT NEVERMIND WE HAVE TO DO THIS NEXT TIME

CAUSE I HAVE TO GO SOME WHERE NOW ( THOUGHT SHE WAS HOME ALONE THO?)


SO I TOLD HER " U PLAYING GAMES _ _ _ "


9:30 PM COME AROUND

HER STATUS UPDATE SAYS

" JUST GOT BACK HOME .. BLAH BLAH IM FEELING HIM SOO MUCH & THE WAY HE DO ME "


I JUST HAD THE
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FACE


NEVER HIT ME UP AGAIN AFTER DAT SMH ..
damn son
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Originally Posted by Nothin4ever

YEAH FEMALE DID THIS TO ME

HIT ME UP AT 10 AM


SAID SHE HOME ALONE IF I CAN COME OVER ( SMASH PASS WITHOUT A DOUBT?)

I SAID YEAH ..

THEN SHE SAID OKAY

I TEXT HER AROUND 11 AM

TOLD HER IMA BE THERE AT NOON 30

SHE HIT ME WITH THE ..OH WAIT NEVERMIND WE HAVE TO DO THIS NEXT TIME

CAUSE I HAVE TO GO SOME WHERE NOW ( THOUGHT SHE WAS HOME ALONE THO?)


SO I TOLD HER " U PLAYING GAMES _ _ _ "


9:30 PM COME AROUND

HER STATUS UPDATE SAYS

" JUST GOT BACK HOME .. BLAH BLAH IM FEELING HIM SOO MUCH & THE WAY HE DO ME "


I JUST HAD THE
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FACE


NEVER HIT ME UP AGAIN AFTER DAT SMH ..
Straight played
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, chicks be on that other stuff when itcomes to making plans. Double booking broads should be smacked.
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And the broads that act like they can't go/do anything without their female friend.
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I had a chick do me so cold when I was in high school...
 
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i feel where yall are coming from but i cant even be worrying about this $$%$ anymore. there are too many females out there.
 
Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

Another prime example:

(Calls chick)
Her: Hello
Me: Hey wussup
Her: Nothin... hey call me back in like ten minutes.
Me: Ok

(15 minutes later)

Me calling: *ring... ring... ring... ring...* *I hang up

(5 minutes later)

Me calling again: *ring... ring... ring... ring...* *I hang up again

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Damn son I bet you had the
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face after that
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Originally Posted by JustScoreda100

Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

Another prime example:

(Calls chick)
Her: Hello
Me: Hey wussup
Her: Nothin... hey call me back in like ten minutes.
Me: Ok

(15 minutes later)

Me calling: *ring... ring... ring... ring...* *I hang up

(5 minutes later)

Me calling again: *ring... ring... ring... ring...* *I hang up again

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Damn son I bet you had the
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face after that
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More like
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... but that was one of those HS live and learn situations. If it ever happensagain, I'll just tell them to call ME back.

It's all about learning not to sweat females, because lots of time they just want a dude trying to hit them up just so they can look important.
 
Originally Posted by Griff

I had a chick do me so cold when I was in high school...

Was messing with this girl for a while and we had done lots of foreplay but no smashing. So she comes over one day like "today's the day we go all the way" (her idea...)

We waited for my Moms to fall asleep and when she did ol' girl said she wanted to shower first. I said you get ready and I'll be in there in 5.

So after 5 minutes passed I go to open the bathroom door and it's locked. I tell her to open up and then she say's "No, you have to break in if you really want it and if you can't by the time I'm done showering you ain't getting none"
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So in my mind I'm thinking pshh you have no idea how many times I've locked myself outta the bathroom and had to pick the lock.

So I picked it in like ten seconds, came in and said let's go. Shorty looked at me like I was a rapist and told me to get out. And there I stood all pitiful looking like "but you said I could hit if I got in"...then she says "I changed my mind and if you don't leave I'm gonna scream and wake your Mom".

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Originally Posted by kevin2nd

Originally Posted by Griff

I had a chick do me so cold when I was in high school...

Was messing with this girl for a while and we had done lots of foreplay but no smashing. So she comes over one day like "today's the day we go all the way" (her idea...)

We waited for my Moms to fall asleep and when she did ol' girl said she wanted to shower first. I said you get ready and I'll be in there in 5.

So after 5 minutes passed I go to open the bathroom door and it's locked. I tell her to open up and then she say's "No, you have to break in if you really want it and if you can't by the time I'm done showering you ain't getting none"
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So in my mind I'm thinking pshh you have no idea how many times I've locked myself outta the bathroom and had to pick the lock.

So I picked it in like ten seconds, came in and said let's go. Shorty looked at me like I was a rapist and told me to get out. And there I stood all pitiful looking like "but you said I could hit if I got in"...then she says "I changed my mind and if you don't leave I'm gonna scream and wake your Mom".

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damn
 
who has a doctor's appointment at 7PM on a Saturday? or any day for that matter? hmmm ...
 
Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

Another prime example:

(Calls chick)
Her: Hello
Me: Hey wussup
Her: Nothin... hey call me back in like ten minutes.
Me: Ok

(15 minutes later)

Me calling: *ring... ring... ring... ring...* *I hang up

(5 minutes later)

Me calling again: *ring... ring... ring... ring...* *I hang up again

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Been in a similar situation before ...... but it was my fault .... I ended up messing things up because I couldn't make my mind up and pullthe trigger
 
Originally Posted by OptimusPrimeAPhiA

Can we get some female insight on this thread?


female insight for what? Isn't it obvious that you're their plan B, or maybe even C
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