Got Finessed By Female Officer (Might Be In Trouble)

[Meangene45]

OP aint never coming back.

Dude in a cell right now

 

[htg designs]

Bless op and his foolish thirst for this thread

 

[a blinkin]

Cici’s pizza had the crazy cinnamon rolls though.

 

[voidemperor]

Dawg what are you doing? ?
Gotta move smarter

 

[rico x hood]

Sounds like this would be a good episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld.

Seinfeld did have an episode like this. Jerry's friend visits and orders a pro. Jerry ends up having to pay and as he's giving her the bread the cops walk in.

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

Seinfeld did have an episode like this. Jerry's friend visits and orders a pro. Jerry ends up having to pay and as he's giving her the bread the cops walk in.

The last episode of the show

 

[RustyShackleford]

The last episode of the show

Nah it is from season 3.

 

[ahat]

Larry was smarter than OP. He used the pro so he can take the HOV Lane to the doyers game

OP got the ursher

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

Nah it is from season 3.

I’m talking about when they go to jail at the end of the show lol

 

[Present]

OP THANK YOU for this post!!!

I read it yesterday before the sentence was read...

Now at least Im laughing again!

 

[RustyShackleford]

I’m talking about when they go to jail at the end of the show lol

I know what episode you are referring to.

I am saying the episode Rico is talking about happen in season 3.

 

[41239]

lmfao tf

 

[storm2006]

I haven’t laughed this hard at a post in a minute. OP lurking this thread and NT from now on. He ain’t coming back.

What the hell were you thinking spitting game at a gas station across the street from your work in the middle of the day on a 15 minute lunch break? 15 minutes isn’t enough to buy lunch and eat it and you’re out here trying to spit game and solicit prostitutes. Then to top it off you had to explain to your boss why you took an hour lunch.

OP deserves to have the book thrown at him for his decision making

 

[2163O1baller90]

whatever happened to this dude lol

 

[Upptempo]

At least when you asked if she wanted a date you got one. Unfortunately it turned out to be a court date

 

[Sonny Corinthos]

The spot with Street walkers is like 10 minutes away from me and the police station is 3 minutes away from me. It's almost Hamsterdamn from the wire

 

[robpzee612]

Damn op got got and probably in the slammer rn

 

[Master Zik]

No offense but damn you dumb.

This gotta be one of the stupidest willful acts while encountering the police I've ever read.

"How much do you charge?" You gotta be smarter than that. Middle of the day and you chatting up what you think is a pro?

 

[datboi81]

One time I hit a mean u-turn because of a “now hiring” sign and my job is to serve businesses at no cost (State Contractor). This pro thought I turned for her. As I’m grabbing my coat from the back seat, she started came up to my window and I told her “No no no, I’m good.” LOL her friend was picked up by a John in front of me before the u-turn.

 

[ahat]

I was driving Uber a couple months ago and I pulled up to an address in the hood. I pulled over on the street waiting for the ride. It was a woman's name on the app.

This lady walks to the front door of the car and she's pointing and saying something. I assumed she was asking me if it's ok to sit in the front. I'm like Yaya get in. She opens the door I ask "hey, Diana (or whatever the name on the app was)?"

She says no... Do you want service?

I said What? Nah yo get lost this is Uber.

She apologized and closed the door and left. Few minutes later the real Diana showed up.

 

[datboi81]

He might really be locked up. Dude ain’t been on here since that day.

 

[s-blaze]

Read all 6 pages. Did not disappoint.

 

[Grine]

Or he was a troll

 

[tr1ll]

That was a throwaway sn like a muh fuh.

 

[tennhouse2]

Larry was smarter than OP. He used the pro so he can take the HOV Lane to the doyers game

OP got the ursher

Funny thing is I remeber this ep because it saved some guy of a murder charge. They saw him in the background in the stands at the game , so it proved he didnt do the murder