Ha ha life, funny joke!! (Girl thread, pics this time!!)

[fog]

OP, whatever happened to that road sign..?

 

[persiafly]

Originally Posted by Phen0m

She wanted take home.. you failed her mission.. meeting at the gym was a dead give away. You have to go against better judgement and be more aggressive/proactive in certain instances.

She set the stage, even took to feigning interest in a relationship so as to make your connection seem stronger.. when that occurs, you offer homemade dessert and let her make threads on how dude from the gym never called again.

This dude spit some knowledge right here. 

 

[young handsome]

She's giving you a taste of your own medicine

 

[swag odie]

Originally Posted by Mark Antony

So you just gon give up and bail out G? it's like deja vu all over again.

 He has to get to work bro, he doesn't have time for relationships. Maybe next weekend

 

[cap1229]

I used to hate those $!!++#* flip phones at parties back in the day. Ugh

 

[dnob 04]

Blessing in disguise bro

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

NT was ruthless to op on page 1.. can't help but laugh..

 

[guttagetsbusy]

Y'all ninjas wild 

 

[wisepharoah]

Man O.P. don't even trip off this girl or any girl man. I had the meanest clarity nut last week while in Vegas after messing with this model chick I met at Magics. At the end of the day what's it all about man? You meet a girl, wine and dine her, wait for her to hopefully call you and when she does she just tells you," I'm not ready for another guy right now." All the while a dude like me is walking around in the background with a towel wrapped around his waist singing, Young Jeezy "Way to gone" after we just watched Twilight "episode whatever it was just on as background noise as you tongued my balls". See, I had a reality check while I was out there. It all started after I messed around with a chick that just so happened to have a husband that she never told me about and this model chick that looked gorgeous but had the confidence of a 350 pound one legged precious with a goatee and pink eye. These #%!!!# don't matter man. You probably feel worthless and lost some confidence but dude trust me when I tell you that you are doing it wrong. The truth is you need to get your +%#@ together. No, I'm not talking about become a millionaire, get some swag and all that b.s. I'm talking about you aren't shining king. You aren't being the dynamic and charismatic full formed and functioning star that you are destined to be. With these females how you look doesn't matter to them as much as it does to us and if you have endearing personality traits and charisma but are firm you can pull ANY chick. Now how do you get these traits and charisma? Get your mind right, fall in love with yourself unconditionally and let your nuts hang. If you feel it, say it, if you want it, get it. Life is constantly holding its hands up saying, "dude all of this is for you but you're so stupid you've allowed everyone else to fool you into believing you aren't good enough for it." King stop. I want someone else to experience the misery with me of what its like to get things you want only to be incredibly dissapointed with how over hyped life is. You haven't suffered until you get everything you want............... peace

 

[soversotowel]

Originally Posted by ksteezy

No use of red eye reduction in pics, 2.5/10

 

[ruxxx]

"this model chick that looked gorgeous but had the confidence of a 350 pound one legged precious with a goatee and pink eye".

 

[zapatohead408]

Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby

Hair has to much body and shine, easy pass.



why did she waste your time, hope you didnt pay for dinner.

I'm pretty sure he did. It's almost forsure that the guy pays for dinner. It's like an unspoken rule.
OP you're ugly, she didn't want to be seen in public with you.

 

[jking0821]

OP will never be able to get away from that sign thread.  OP do yourself a favor and make a new SN 

Actual advice....put in some effort for a week or two.  Ask her to grab drinks or something casual see if you can work her over a bit.  If she turns you down multiple times then chill a bit.  But don't quit her, stay in loose contact, text infrequently she may have hot friends always good to keep lines of communication open.    

 

[rolaholic]

Originally Posted by Cfranchise26

1. she should not be out of your league unless you are one ugly dude
2. since she is white and i'm black i would smash almost any decent white girl in a heartbeat

3. she obviously just wants to be friends with benefits, so move in quick before another dude comes and steals her away

4. being that i'm a alcoholic, i would't take any advice coming from me since i have no morals or standards

with that said 



i am drunk right now as we speak

"I'm drunk right now as we speak" 

 

[stillin729]

OP I think I remember your old girl she was pretty cute if I remember correctly

 

[pusha tim]

Originally Posted by 03silverbullet

Originally Posted by 10 Piece Nuggets

You must be one ugly looking dude if that thing is out of your league.

props to OP for the pic. but 

 

[yeerp]

some other less cowardly NTer is riding all up in her driveway as we speak

and taking photos

 

[blazinrook]

"If you feel it, say it, if you want it, get it. Life is constantly holding its hands up saying, "dude all of this is for you but you're so stupid you've allowed everyone else to fool you into believing you aren't good enough for it." King stop."

-lmao real %!%* right here

 

[trelvis tha thrilla]

So yall hung out for the first time last night and you are already trying to kick it again today? Let that bish breathe.

 

[imvictor]

Originally Posted by WISEPHAROAH

Man O.P. don't even trip off this girl or any girl man. I had the meanest clarity nut last week while in Vegas after messing with this model chick I met at Magics. At the end of the day what's it all about man? You meet a girl, wine and dine her, wait for her to hopefully call you and when she does she just tells you," I'm not ready for another guy right now." All the while a dude like me is walking around in the background with a towel wrapped around his waist singing, Young Jeezy "Way to gone" after we just watched Twilight "episode whatever it was just on as background noise as you tongued my balls". See, I had a reality check while I was out there. It all started after I messed around with a chick that just so happened to have a husband that she never told me about and this model chick that looked gorgeous but had the confidence of a 350 pound one legged precious with a goatee and pink eye. These #%!!!# don't matter man. You probably feel worthless and lost some confidence but dude trust me when I tell you that you are doing it wrong. The truth is you need to get your +%#@ together. No, I'm not talking about become a millionaire, get some swag and all that b.s. I'm talking about you aren't shining king. You aren't being the dynamic and charismatic full formed and functioning star that you are destined to be. With these females how you look doesn't matter to them as much as it does to us and if you have endearing personality traits and charisma but are firm you can pull ANY chick. Now how do you get these traits and charisma? Get your mind right, fall in love with yourself unconditionally and let your nuts hang. If you feel it, say it, if you want it, get it. Life is constantly holding its hands up saying, "dude all of this is for you but you're so stupid you've allowed everyone else to fool you into believing you aren't good enough for it." King stop. I want someone else to experience the misery with me of what its like to get things you want only to be incredibly dissapointed with how over hyped life is. You haven't suffered until you get everything you want............... peace

 This man. 

 

[blink]

No woman should EVER be out your league, OP. Step your confidence up, this is a man's world.

 

[ins]

Originally Posted by 03silverbullet

Originally Posted by 10 Piece Nuggets

You must be one ugly looking dude if that thing is out of your league.

 

[spacerace]

Originally Posted by WISEPHAROAH

Man O.P. don't even trip off this girl or any girl man. I had the meanest clarity nut last week while in Vegas after messing with this model chick I met at Magics. At the end of the day what's it all about man? You meet a girl, wine and dine her, wait for her to hopefully call you and when she does she just tells you," I'm not ready for another guy right now." All the while a dude like me is walking around in the background with a towel wrapped around his waist singing, Young Jeezy "Way to gone" after we just watched Twilight "episode whatever it was just on as background noise as you tongued my balls". See, I had a reality check while I was out there. It all started after I messed around with a chick that just so happened to have a husband that she never told me about and this model chick that looked gorgeous but had the confidence of a 350 pound one legged precious with a goatee and pink eye. These #%!!!# don't matter man. You probably feel worthless and lost some confidence but dude trust me when I tell you that you are doing it wrong. The truth is you need to get your +%#@ together. No, I'm not talking about become a millionaire, get some swag and all that b.s. I'm talking about you aren't shining king. You aren't being the dynamic and charismatic full formed and functioning star that you are destined to be. With these females how you look doesn't matter to them as much as it does to us and if you have endearing personality traits and charisma but are firm you can pull ANY chick. Now how do you get these traits and charisma? Get your mind right, fall in love with yourself unconditionally and let your nuts hang. If you feel it, say it, if you want it, get it. Life is constantly holding its hands up saying, "dude all of this is for you but you're so stupid you've allowed everyone else to fool you into believing you aren't good enough for it." King stop. I want someone else to experience the misery with me of what its like to get things you want only to be incredibly dissapointed with how over hyped life is. You haven't suffered until you get everything you want............... peace

 

[young handsome]

Originally Posted by WISEPHAROAH

Man O.P. don't even trip off this girl or any girl man. I had the meanest clarity nut last week while in Vegas after messing with this model chick I met at Magics. At the end of the day what's it all about man? You meet a girl, wine and dine her, wait for her to hopefully call you and when she does she just tells you," I'm not ready for another guy right now." All the while a dude like me is walking around in the background with a towel wrapped around his waist singing, Young Jeezy "Way to gone" after we just watched Twilight "episode whatever it was just on as background noise as you tongued my balls". See, I had a reality check while I was out there. It all started after I messed around with a chick that just so happened to have a husband that she never told me about and this model chick that looked gorgeous but had the confidence of a 350 pound one legged precious with a goatee and pink eye. These #%!!!# don't matter man. You probably feel worthless and lost some confidence but dude trust me when I tell you that you are doing it wrong. The truth is you need to get your +%#@ together. No, I'm not talking about become a millionaire, get some swag and all that b.s. I'm talking about you aren't shining king. You aren't being the dynamic and charismatic full formed and functioning star that you are destined to be. With these females how you look doesn't matter to them as much as it does to us and if you have endearing personality traits and charisma but are firm you can pull ANY chick. Now how do you get these traits and charisma? Get your mind right, fall in love with yourself unconditionally and let your nuts hang. If you feel it, say it, if you want it, get it. Life is constantly holding its hands up saying, "dude all of this is for you but you're so stupid you've allowed everyone else to fool you into believing you aren't good enough for it." King stop. I want someone else to experience the misery with me of what its like to get things you want only to be incredibly dissapointed with how over hyped life is. You haven't suffered until you get everything you want............... peace

  

 

[antbanks81]

you gotta go back and sweettalk out them draws mane...you spent money and time, only one of which you can replenish...hit it and let her know the regret was real