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Originally Posted by Fantastic4our
My boy was having a dorm party so I was bent and I was up dancin, jammin like %@%*. Shorty was sittin down, then gave me the eye and the "come hither" finger. So I went and sat on her lap. All of sudden she started kissin on a young stallion's neck. I didn't mind. Next thing you know she dragged me into my boy's room. Work was done. The next day she got her girl to ask my boy if I was trying to date her
Originally Posted by LimitedRetroOG
Pics of the girl?
Originally Posted by justhotkicks
Can't believe i'm telling y'all this...
A few months ago, a family friend was having a birthday party for her kids (age 6 and 8 ). The mother, who is 30, was single. I had no intentions of going (gonna be a bunch of kids and moms there) but the two kids are like family to me. I went just to drop off gifts and drive my mom home, but when we got there, almost all the people left, including my mother who hitched a ride with someone. It wasn't really awkward because there were a few other people there, and I was just spending time with the kids and opening presents with them.
About an hour later, everyone had already filtered out, and the mother started cleaning, so I decided to help. Clean paper plates and cups, toys, stuff like that. She insists that I stop cleaning, so I said i'd go play with the kids, but she said not to disturb them and to sit down on the couch. While sitting, I just play with my phone, check my messages, check NFL scores, just random stuff to kill some time because I didn't want to leave right away. Next thing I know, she comes to the living room wearing boy shorts, a bright-red push up bra, and a sheer tank-top that might as well have been saran wrap. This woman had two kids so she did gain a little weight, but I have to admit she was looking GOOD.
She sat down next to me with a plate of cake, and she was looking into my eyes while giving fellatio to the fork. Here's a 26-year-old male thinking "I WANT MY MOMMY". Seriously the most awkwardest position i've ever been. I said "I think I should get going" but before I could finish my sentence, she straddled on top of me and gave me the cliche "you're not going anywhere". While she's sucking on my neck, i'm sitting there, staring at the wall, trying to weigh the pros and cons. I popped a woody (couldn't help it) and she made here way down to my nether regions...and I said "NO" like six times everytime she got a handful of my jewels. That's when I thought "HOLY CRAP I'M GETTING RAPED".
I just gave her the "No...I really can't" and jetted outta there. The risk outweighed the reward by miles so there was no way in hell I could've gone through with it.
Originally Posted by iBlink
I've been seduced, but it wasn't actual.
I was in the south of Madrid walking on the shores of a beach. I cast a glance out at the overcast skies and predicted the rain. My life was never the same... After the storm. I decided it best to head back to the hotel and wallow in sorrows and Scotch. I waited for elevator to reach my floor. The sound of the bell signaled my demise as I saw the vixen on the other side of the elevator's doors. I smiled politely and stepped in. She immediately took a tep close and said "I just killed my husband, I have a few minutes until the police come after me. Can you make a girl forget about what's next?" I instantly thought of my wife, but she proceeded to say "She doesn't have to know". She took me to her room where a man lay motionless on the floors, his blood staning the carpet. She the proceeded to give me the best night of my life... albeit our romance only lasted 3 minutes and 17 seconds and I walked away with a mixed feeling of regret, love, and indigestion. It topped all previous rendezvous I've ever had... better than that one time in Tijuana
But that never actually happened though so i'm not sure it counts.
Originally Posted by cartune
yeaaaaaaaa this chick touched somewhere around my nipple it sent shock wave all through my body if I had a (()) it woulda been soooooooooooooo wet. that skezer new what she was doing
Originally Posted by TeflanDon
Originally Posted by iBlink
I've been seduced, but it wasn't actual.
I was in the south of Madrid walking on the shores of a beach. I cast a glance out at the overcast skies and predicted the rain. My life was never the same... After the storm. I decided it best to head back to the hotel and wallow in sorrows and Scotch. I waited for elevator to reach my floor. The sound of the bell signaled my demise as I saw the vixen on the other side of the elevator's doors. I smiled politely and stepped in. She immediately took a tep close and said "I just killed my husband, I have a few minutes until the police come after me. Can you make a girl forget about what's next?" I instantly thought of my wife, but she proceeded to say "She doesn't have to know". She took me to her room where a man lay motionless on the floors, his blood staning the carpet. She the proceeded to give me the best night of my life... albeit our romance only lasted 3 minutes and 17 seconds and I walked away with a mixed feeling of regret, love, and indigestion. It topped all previous rendezvous I've ever had... better than that one time in Tijuana
But that never actually happened though so i'm not sure it counts.
Yep that's me, offer me a glass of juice and I assume a woman is trying to seduce me.Originally Posted by eight2one
it doesnt take much to seduce me....
Seduction at its finestOriginally Posted by AirAnt23
YO! Seduced... not sure. But I've certainly had the %@+!* thrown at me.DF!!!
Originally Posted by justhotkicks
Can't believe i'm telling y'all this...
A few months ago, a family friend was having a birthday party for her kids (age 6 and 8 ). The mother, who is 30, was single. I had no intentions of going (gonna be a bunch of kids and moms there) but the two kids are like family to me. I went just to drop off gifts and drive my mom home, but when we got there, almost all the people left, including my mother who hitched a ride with someone. It wasn't really awkward because there were a few other people there, and I was just spending time with the kids and opening presents with them.
About an hour later, everyone had already filtered out, and the mother started cleaning, so I decided to help. Clean paper plates and cups, toys, stuff like that. She insists that I stop cleaning, so I said i'd go play with the kids, but she said not to disturb them and to sit down on the couch. While sitting, I just play with my phone, check my messages, check NFL scores, just random stuff to kill some time because I didn't want to leave right away. Next thing I know, she comes to the living room wearing boy shorts, a bright-red push up bra, and a sheer tank-top that might as well have been saran wrap. This woman had two kids so she did gain a little weight, but I have to admit she was looking GOOD.
She sat down next to me with a plate of cake, and she was looking into my eyes while giving fellatio to the fork. Here's a 26-year-old male thinking "I WANT MY MOMMY". Seriously the most awkwardest position i've ever been. I said "I think I should get going" but before I could finish my sentence, she straddled on top of me and gave me the cliche "you're not going anywhere". While she's sucking on my neck, i'm sitting there, staring at the wall, trying to weigh the pros and cons. I popped a woody (couldn't help it) and she made here way down to my nether regions...and I said "NO" like six times everytime she got a handful of my jewels. That's when I thought "HOLY CRAP I'M GETTING RAPED".
I just gave her the "No...I really can't" and jetted outta there. The risk outweighed the reward by miles so there was no way in hell I could've gone through with it.
Originally Posted by HoneyBBQ Wings 33
Yeah. But she was my girlfriend. That counts right?
Originally Posted by HoneyBBQ Wings 33
Yeah. But she was my girlfriend. That counts right?