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Wtf is this 
release on my chest
No hating tho do you my man
release on my chest No hating tho do you my man
HBO'S "Insecure" [ Created by Issa Rae ► Season III: 2020 ]
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a few months ago my girl was on her period
and we still get down during period time
but she didn't feel like doing it
but still wanted me to release
since her period was longer than a week
so she giving me that mouth and hand action at the same time
and she was like
"release on my chest"
well all that pent up sperm
hit her chest with such force
(I'm standing up and she sitting on the bed)
it ricochet's off her chest
up to her eye
then dribbles down to her lip
she wasn't mad
she rubbed it in like it was carmex
i was so proud of her at that moment
awwww my baby cooking for me right now as i type this
im looking at her right now
her breast going back and forth as she grabbing ingredients.
flopping left and right cause she aint wearing no brah
can see them nipples poking through my t-shirt that she got on
with them 42DDD breasts mmmmm
with them nipples looking like dots candy
im a d her down something proper after the kids go to sleep
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Nawghty is the real MVP
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Gotta luv when a chick lets you bust anywhere u want tho ...face, mouth, *******, elbow, booty anything but her hair of course 
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Binged the whole show the past week, just watched last nights episode. Show is great but season 1 was definitely stronger thus far.
Issa's reaction sdhsdfjlka super lame, like tf was that? I get yelling at someone for that but storming off and **** damn ya'll were having a good time, if you had such good chemistry you'd think they could laugh about it together...the overreaction makes me worry she's gonna be completely done with daniel, which I don't wanna see.
Funny *** episode
CRYYYYYING at freq LMAOOO so accurate. I think it's pretty clear the marriage isn't open or there's something not totally honest there.
Issa's reaction sdhsdfjlka super lame, like tf was that? I get yelling at someone for that but storming off and **** damn ya'll were having a good time, if you had such good chemistry you'd think they could laugh about it together...the overreaction makes me worry she's gonna be completely done with daniel, which I don't wanna see.
Funny *** episode
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Black chicks treat sperm like its acid though..lol that IssaFacialIntheeye Scene was HILLARIOUS!!
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they stay throwin p at lawrence man they gotta bring tasha back to stunt on him 
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Grow up Issa, thats an occupational hazard. Love the show, but as the main character she does a lot of lame ****.
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Watched Ep. 1 show is corny and this chick is corny. Why should I continue?
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Idk whose worse this chick or lame *** Tiffany Haddish
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I don't agree with this at all.
And your wife should let you bust wherever if she want to keep you.
I cringed for the blorox and bleenex scene. **** was wild corny and super forced. They were trying to hard to get more blood talk with that ****.
kdslittlebro
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Might wanna censor that
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Issa talmbout she don't want her rotation smashing anyone else.... right after she made it clear to Daniel after the car accident that they're not exclusive I know a few dudes like that
Molly ******* a married man and then sad when he gets that call from the wife or whoever & has to dip quintessential thot
I know a few dudes like that Molly ******* a married man and then sad when he gets that call from the wife or whoever & has to dip
quintessential thot
kdslittlebro
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All these stories about Issa are adding up to a super corny *** chick
They make sense if she's that insecure tho
They make sense if she's that insecure tho
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Yeah never dated a black woman seriously that wasn't open to everything and actually asked for it on certain places. Love creates the ultimate freak.
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Gotta luv when a chick lets you bust anywhere u want tho ...face, mouth, *******, elbow, booty anything but her hair of course
Current jawn is like this.
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She is. That's the point of the show. Not sure why people complain about this aspect.
If I made a show about a guy dealing with depression, you'll have the same posters talking about "This show whack. ***** always sad and ****".
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On God. I literally made a video with this chick topping me off the other day...and I shot the load on her face and hair, eye....all that
. Lor light skin thing that goes to UMD. Either all the chicks I'm smashing are freaks....or some of the ones dudes encountering in here are boring.
I've also had honest conversations with women about head, sex, porn etc. They def don't front when they're around their friends. Groups of women talk way more in depth about their sexual encounters than most groups of men. Hell, they talk more about relationships in general.
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Women are so freaky it's insane, their conversations make ours look like child's play.
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Fam questioning if the broad a freak and she letting you record her top u off
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Molly and Issa act like Middle Schoolers. If they don't show growth soon, I don't know if I can hang with this show.
She really just dropped by the neighbors house unannounced then got mad
And her initial reaction to Daniel was fine but the second he offered to help clean up and she continued to spaz
She really just dropped by the neighbors house unannounced then got mad
And her initial reaction to Daniel was fine but the second he offered to help clean up and she continued to spaz
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When I was 21 this chick let me bust in her mouth first time we smashed. I was amazed how freaky she was.
