Hide Ya Wives, Hide Ya Kids: Worldwide Coronavirus Pandemic!

sfc415 · Mar 13, 2020

I've heard that excuse a bunch of times. Dudes are so homophobic that they'd rather smear themselves with poop than clean themselves with water.

Do you guys not wash your groin area either because it makes you think of a man fondling you?

walkingBred · Mar 13, 2020

checks mcgee said:
Go about your normal lives people...

Unless you are like 80 years old... then panic

Yea, but alot of has have family members or parents who are old. A virus is something you can pass onto others. Plus you don't have to be 80 to die from it.

rooster · Mar 13, 2020

QU!K said:
You never been to Japan? You don’t know what you’re missing out on.

I guess it cleans out the poop really well
It’s like a waterpik lol

Mark Antony · Mar 13, 2020

illvine said:

Was thinking of copping one of these earlier and keeping it in the cut just in case.

getback · Mar 13, 2020

stanfan · Mar 13, 2020

"go about your normal lives"

Shut up.

Was out last night at a small local bar in the city. Middle aged man was biting his nails, and then proceeded to rub his hands all over the pen he signed his receipt with. Pushed his chair in with the same hand and smeared a napkin over the table he was sitting at.

What happens when an older person walks in that bar, sits at the same seat, touches the same pen?

Went to CVS and people were eating skittles, grabbing bags of potato chips, putting them back, touching their face. What happens when someone with an immune system unlike mine touches that and gets sick if I have it?

No one is perfect, the bottom line is, a mass lockdown is coming because humans will not be able to stay out of their own way.

SpittaJetLife · Mar 13, 2020

Mark Antony said:

is the water in that bidet strong enough to clean a grown man’s butt?

lovehateself · Mar 13, 2020

_relinquo said:
Hung around someone who drinks nothing but Dasani, so I've come accustom to the taste.

But lets be real: Arrowhead is the nastiest ****ing water of wall time.

im good with kirkland, dasani or fiji
miss me with that arrowhead crap

equality · Mar 13, 2020

Dumb humans will ruin good humans

sfc415 · Mar 13, 2020

SpittaJetLife said:
is the water in that bidet strong enough to clean a grown man’s butt?

It has different pressure settings. Use it then pat with a bit of TP to dry/ check if there's anything left

It's very common in Asia/parts of Europe. TP only is a disgusting practice that the English invented and spread overseas

rooster · Mar 13, 2020

SpittaJetLife said:
is the water in that bidet strong enough to clean a grown man’s butt?

Damn how much water pressure do you need? :lol:

superblytrife · Mar 13, 2020

casper90403 said:
I've been practicing for this day for quite some time!

I can do a 2 week quarantine at home with no problem.

Told my wife last night that I welcome the day I don’t have to deal with any outsiders for awhile. I’d feel so damn rested and recharged lol.

keko jones · Mar 13, 2020

QU!K · Mar 13, 2020

rooster said:
I guess it cleans out the poop really well
It’s like a waterpik lol

You can control the water temp, stream power, pulse speed, heated seats. They even have fans that dry your *** after and make bird and water sounds incase you blowing up the bowl. Remote control.

have your *** clean af

you’ll realize you were a savage before

i don’t eat *** but if I did it would be in Japan

SpittaJetLife · Mar 13, 2020

My head starting to hurt. Think I got the virus smh.

casper90403 · Mar 13, 2020

superblytrife said:
Told my wife last night that I welcome the day I don’t have to deal with any outsiders for awhile. I’d feel so damn rested and recharged lol.

I told my wife she better get to stretching and get loose because its about to be on in the bedroom. Time to catch up.

SpittaJetLife · Mar 13, 2020

casper90403 said:
I told my wife she better get to stretching and get loose because its about to be on in the bedroom. Time to catch up.

We need new pictures of wife lol.

noshoegame · Mar 13, 2020

walkingBred said:
Yea, but alot of has have family members or parents who are old. A virus is something you can pass onto others. Plus you don't have to be 80 to die from it.

My brother who is only in his 30’s has bad asthma and COPD and while he probably won’t die he could potentially have to go to hospital which would financially cripple his family.

squatchnt · Mar 13, 2020

QU!K said:
You can control the water temp, stream power, pulse speed, heated seats. They even have fans that dry your *** after and make bird and water sounds incase you blowing up the bowl. Remote control.

have your *** clean af

you’ll realize you were a savage before

i don’t eat *** but if I did it would be in Japan

Ya **** ain't that clean if you ain't used no soap.

aepps20 · Mar 13, 2020

SpittaJetLife said:
My head starting to hurt. Think I got the virus smh.

You just hung over famb.

SpittaJetLife · Mar 13, 2020

aepps20 said:
You just hung over famb.

Didn’t drink yesterday.

QU!K · Mar 13, 2020

squatchnt said:
Ya **** ain't that clean if you ain't used no soap.

Better than 1 ply tp tho

SpittaJetLife · Mar 13, 2020

TP and baby wipes for the win.

keko jones · Mar 13, 2020

Going to the grocery stores is depressing.

Shelves are bear ...

People unease and thin on patience ...

Others stress not over the virus but because lack of food. **** is crazy ....